trash

[jaxblade]

Nickelodeon kid shows be like...

[kibumkim]

nobody:

me when i eat pop rocks:

[itssimonbeck]

[ectogasm]

[angeltiddies]

[ohbeeones]

[hallucination]

[ulibeanzz]

[sketchinthoughts]

[c3po]

*stuffs my pussy with oatmeal* breakfast is ready

[rcktpwr]

*hogs squealing*

[c3po]

maybe this is why they’re deleting tumblr

[webscene-remade]

my anxiety: if I do not Produce and Achieve I will Die

my depression:

[deirdreskye]

it’s fucked up that firemen are always standing around shirtless with their defined muscles coated in glistening oil. like oil’s flammable idiots

[earlploddington-deactivated2019]

it’s called building an immunity moron

[biscuitsarenice]

She Came Prepared The Daily Politics presenter was chatting to Charlotte and Henrietta about banning unhealthy food in schools.

[chubphlosion-deactivated2016060]

She came for him

[cloudfreed]

“well maybe when you were my age you were a dumb piece of shit”

[darkphoenixsaga]

I CANNOT

[drst]

Heroines.

[silversoulwithlove]

Iconic

[processintegrated]

that explains why his generation is working so hard to destroy the fucking planet

[dragon-in-a-fez]

that head nod/eyebrow tilt combo in the last gif is the single most lethal fucking thing I have ever seen in my life

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[sixpenceee]

Amazing.

[averagefairy]

when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OW FUCK and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job

[thadeeliv]

this is why i keep my skin closed at all times.

[averagefairy]

you….. you what 

[thankyu]

a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

this is it. the worst post i’ve ever seen. my own two eyes are cursed

[blondegirl-graydog]

[shiftythrifting]

ah yes i was looking for a soap dispenser labeled “ketchup” with a picture of grapes

[inkskinned]

whenever i eat mushrooms i think about how one day mushrooms are gonna eat me… i make sure to chew really gently so they’ll return the favor 2 my corpse

[sapphicdogmeat-blog]

Hey op

[inkskinned]

me, through a mouthful of gently-chewed mushrooms: yeah?