[needs-somesugar-in-his-bowl]

reblog Mulder’s drawing of bigfoot titties or be cursed for 12 years and 12 nights

[afrogay-deactivated20130525]

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

[aidn]

if

[14th2]

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

[nickanimation]

We can’t keep these Nicktoons inside @thenickbox!!

Get yours at TheNickBox.com

Watch us unbox one below:

[nicksplat]

WANT

[ithinkimfalling-imfallingforyou]

someone: hey hows it going

me: holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzmann holtzma

[thorinsbeard]

[plantfunerals]

oh so you like metal? name 3 blacksmiths

[combatboredom-deactivated201804]

Will, Jaden and Willow. 

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

This post has TWO puns I can’t handle this.

[whisqrs]

Hey Tumblr!

If you haven’t heard the news, Beyonce and Jay Z are currently in the process of buying all the water in the world (estimated value of $280 million). On top of that, they’re planning to give a FREE GALLON OF WATER to everybody who reblogs this post, so do what you do best and mash that reblog button!

[fivegum]

[britney2007spears]

fun on the right, business on the left

[phoneticmeow]

I’m seriously concerned my left or her left

[obeysunay]

[wethoneydew]

no offense, but girls go to college to get more knowledge and boys go to jupiter to get more stupider

[indigosyren]

[thereal1990s]

Cry-Baby (1990)

[leahmariatv]

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE NEW SIMS 4 UPDATE THO

[iwouldntshowmom]

Ayyyy time to invest keep that shit coming sims

[mcgrlabroad]

If Aphrodite had stomach rolls then so can I

[bee-girlfriends]

This is veryveryvery important. My wife was feeling down about herself the other night and asked me “why do I look like this?” And I immediately brought up a photo I had taken of a sculpture of Aphrodite I had taken at the Chicago MOMA. I said, “look at this picture. What does she look like?” And my wife very shyly answered “Me…” (Literally her body is IDENTICAL to the sculpture) so I replied “that is the Goddess Aphrodite. THAT is why your body looks like this.”

[humunanunga]

I very rarely reblog miscellaneous posts but there are some followers of mine who really need to see this.

[pro-choice-is-love]

Oh shit I’m crying thank you

[thesigilsofbaphomet]

Remember, a lot more of you have the bodies of goddesses than you might think.

[breelandwalker]

BOOM. Love yourself, darlings.

[comicstoastonish]

Scott Pilgrim’s Finest Hour (Color Edition) (2015)

Writer and Artist: Bryan Lee O’Malley

[omega3]

How yall been

[gemini]

Mind your own fucking business

[blastthem]

[fatandbougie]

this man made his own version of the lion king with his new born. and is…. is that…. coconut oil he rubbed on her forehead. I’m done!!!

[chillona-deactivated20200528]

I AM SO FUCKING DONE