sir, im dying

a full fringe gown at a sequence ball

[stupidpetface]

[seobot]

[bovineblogger]

can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko

[kcrossvine]

baby need smoko

[bovineblogger]

BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO

[frickerdoodle]

[kcrossvine-art]

IS THAT FUCKING FELTED????? THIS IS GORGEOUS BABY SMOKO

[dankxsinatra]

[moami]

Someone who’s not German tell me what this is.

[nuguflops]

cutter for the foil put over the top of bottles

[genevawashere-deactivated202107]

Well this idiot is clearly not German. It’s for trimming Mein penis

[circusheart]

[lordoftablecloths]

my favorite video of all time ever

[dajo42]

i quit cold turkey

quit what?

cold turkey

yeah but what did you quit

im telling you, i quit cold turkey

alcohol?

no i quit cold turkey

i wasnt offering, im trying to figure out what you quit

and im telling you i quit cold turkey

wait. you quit cold turkey?

yes i quit cold turkey

like the meat?

no i dont like it thats why i quit it

cold turkey?

no im gradually weaning myself off it

[guerrillatech]

[toomuchdickfort]

[kosmogrl]

omg the new emoji 🫪🫪🫪🫪

[kosmogrl]

🫪🫪🫪

[kosmogrl]

for those that can’t see it

[couldbeglorious]

i love him on android their eyes are even more off-center

[cee4bugza]

i don’t usually talk outside of tags but this was really funny to me

[deceasedcardinal]

[brucebocchi]

[256gb]

accidentally clicked on r/frugal and this is the top post and i’m losing my mind

[existennialmemes]

[spoiledwhorevideoplayset-deacti]

I’m bisexual which means I’m a bad person

[threedollarsdotcom]

theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism

[lovethygoalie]

REALLY GOOD PICTURE

[frightfullytreeish]

[mossdftba]

a transparent Philipp Raimund for all your various needs