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@carbink
Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous
Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you
yeah or sometimes youāll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
26/26
imagine what the shitposting game in the amish country is like
Father Amos: Rise and shine bretheren, it is time to till the earth and do good deeds in the eyes of the lord.
Slothful Jeremiah:
*Father Amos:* Jerimiah! Lady Victoria is here
*Slothful Jeremiah*
yāall here making amish memes when they will never be able to see this and defend themselves
THEYCALL IT ITHE XBOX ONE BECAUSE
you take 1 look and you fuck the x boxĀ
10 years strong
Nurses
Therapists
Your dad
teachers
The flaming skull
iāll kick anyoneās ass. iāll kick your ass. iāll kick your dogās ass. iāll kick my own ass
i think the world would be a happier place if we were all permanently stoned
the lottery by shirley jackson
hold on i have to read something real quick
dude
seeing people be like āI know itās going to be hard to support the sag strike because movies and shows will stop coming out but-ā is so fucking funny like can I introduce you to a beautiful concept called the million billion movies and shows that already exist that you couldnāt even get through in a lifetime if you wanted. welcome to heaven <3
so basically theyre boys/girls with cat ears. do you think that truck honking at us is coming down this lane
dont talk to me im counting gravel
we changed your gate number because we hate you
oh you wanted chocolate atop your boston cream donut? too bad. that chocolate is for the paper bag you stupud bitch
Look at this scar. This is proof that I was once a mother. I gave up my body and my child for my country. There is nothing left inside me now. Nothing at all. No hatred, not even regret. And yet sometimes at night I can still feel the pain creeping up inside me.
Jackā¦ or should I say Snakeā¦ youāre a wonderful man. Kill me. Kill me now. Thereās only room for one snake and one boss.
MGS Heritage Post
Youāre goddamn right it is
can anyone give me some tips on how to give a halo themed blowjob?
@carbink
Chanting, gravelly voice, change the series plot every other game
look, it's very straightforward. i keep an Excel spreadsheet open on my second monitor, and whenever i see a Contentious Poast making the rounds, i use it to carefully document which of my mutuals reblogged a version of it with Correct Commentary and which ones reblogged a version with Incorrect Conmentary. this either adds to or subtracts from a running total, with the magnitude of the change based on the importance/annoyingness of the post in question. whenever two of my mutuals are in ideological conflict, i use their respective running totals as Elo scores, with the winner of the discourse (i.e. the one i agree with) taking points from the loser. the mutuals at the top of this spreadsheet by the end of the month will be buried with me in my tomb next to my jewels and finery, while the ones at the bottom will be sent out of the Vault's airlock one at a time in an attempt to sate the hunger of the nanomachine clouds. now help me lift this insect corpse, i think i see something salvageable under it
Berserk, Kentaro Miura
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