good time long time fun time

joan/eidolon/woman/loved

[itmeansalot]

This Ibuprofen is hitting like Molly

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[itmeansalot]

THE KNICKS

[itmeansalot]

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[itmeansalot]

You don't want to know how pissed off I was when I found out fast fashion wasnt doing shit for my mph averages

[memorycycle]

real wealth consists of, but is not limited to: roads, trains, train tracks, trucks, ships, bridges, viaducts, factories, generators, robots, and engines

it specifically excludes: colored pieces of paper, numbers in a special computer, bars of a shiny yellow metal, tasers, prisons, tanks, drones, aircraft carriers, cruise missiles, nuclear bombs

[amazoogle]

we've sent 2,500 senior dogs to a six week Javascript bootcamp using the funds we raised from our ransomware operation. and that's just the beginning. starting next month every fruit will be different

[itmeansalot]

[gsjsnsnqkkwnw]

[baaulp]

[itmeansalot]

[itmeansalot]

Genuinely let the poop talk

[itmeansalot]

Had a nightmare that I bought a whole pack

[itmeansalot]

I can't keep getting Instagram ads that start with "granola just got a new update". They're not even talking about craisins

[yankeeblue]

Karl Anthony Towns praises his mother after the New York Knicks win Game 2 of the NBA Finals vs. San Antonio Spurs

[abjure-obsolescence]

getting hypnotized is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

[maletolion]

[ycable]

welcome to body world (inhales shakily through my clenched teeth) a world where everyone has a body

[itmeansalot]

Cops basically admitted they don't do shit to solve crimes anymore when they stopped carrying around magnifying glasses