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#im going to actually cry #im just kidding of course but out of all the comparisons possible #you chose #HIM?!

@its-karamatsu niisan why are your followers getting excited about burgers??

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I can’t help that my angels wanna make me feel full and full of love 🍔💖🍔

I WANNA BURGER

I WANNA BURGER TOO

I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY FOR MCKINGDY’S SOMEONE SEND HELP

@its-osomatsu Niisaaaaaaan, we’re hungry~. Could we get ¥1500? 💖 Please? Ó ^ Ò

What? I have no ears.

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Because I stole them.

#this thread is more stressful than paperwork #what. is happening

WHAT?

akai-hito

Shinzo Abe himself came to tungle.dot com NEET

@its-osomatsu @its-karamatsu @its-choromatsu @its-ichimatsu @its-jyushimatsu @just-bishonen-karamatsu @just-osomatsu @simply-choromatsu

You heard the man. It’s TIME.

megchan87

Can we just take a moment and appreciate the fact that @its-todomatsu wasn’t tagged? …okay, maybe appreciate isn’t the best choice of words…but I find highly amusing at the very least.

💖has friends

💖has been employed

💖invited to mixers by said friends and coworkers

💖has held hands before

Gee I wonder why I, Matsuno Todomatsu a.k.a. Totty the first last and only, who has done the above

wasn’t tagged in a post about the Prime Minister, who wants guys to take care of themselves and potentially get laid

It’s A Mystery

Just going to... Just going to put this one here.

#todomatsu naturally looks like a sweetheart!#well at least... that's what i believe :)

How are you so cute?

It’s mostly natural, nonny, ehe.

And a little skincare and styling, because it’s just emphasizing what’s already there, right?

Anyone has the potential to be cute, I was just made with a little extra. In the end, I think I kinda sucked a lot of it out of my brothers in the womb. Like how Karamatsu-niisan stole Ichimatsu-niisan’s eyebrows. (It’s speculation, can’t confirm. I was a fetus. I wouldn’t be able to tell.)

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does this mean that i can finally have lunch together with my favorite nii-san??!

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you can now sit on karamatsu’s lap too

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aaand everyone’s here!

#ah? these are adorable!

You are so cute!!

Thank you!!! I think you’re cute too!

I keep worrying that if I take Totty’s cute shtick that he’ll end up getting really mad at me. I don’t want that to happen!! His wrath certainly isn’t cute.

You’re ok, Jyushimatsu-niisan, promise. We’re different kinds of cute! Like a fluffy baby bunny and an easily excited puppy. As long as you don’t hustle muscle in on the soft pink side of things, I won’t get upset.

And also don’t use up all my lotion again. That stuff was expensive and vanilla scented, and you used it to slip-n-slide down the street!

So I can use the Lilac Glow instead?

No! But… maybe, ugh, we can go to the 100 yen shop and get something else for you? Something super slippy.

I dunno. The hundred yen stuff isn’t as slippy as the Bath and Booty Workshop stuff you get. They call it body butter, but it tastes awful.

You ate my what now, niisan

More like licked it.

I’VE USED THAT SINCE THEN, EW

AND YOU DIDN’T NOTICE HOW YUCKY IT TASTED??

You don’t eat body butter!

It goes!

On!

Your skin!

Ew ew ew ew ew ew that’s so grossnasty guyS CAN WE BATHHOUSE EARLY PLEASE

Why would I want to put butter on my skin??? I’m not TOAST, Totty!!!

Jyuushimatsu-niisan, should… should I label all the butters in the house for what you’re allowed to do with them?

#oh my...

Who gets to decide on what we use as currency? Why do we have to use these sheets of paper, plastic, and metal? Why can't we use peanuts? We could use peanuts and eat them and extract the oils and we could make mild with them and who says we cant? I-

@its-osomatsu If this is Osomatsu I swear to God. Regardless, what about peanut butter then? What would that be?

And would circuses be significantly rich due to all the peanuts? And Five Guys–that’s practically giving away money, then.

What about the dollar trees? One peanut per item? Or would peanuts be like the coins? Then what would equal a dollar? What’s the value of it all?

And what if I were to crave a delicious morsel of a peanut? What would happen to Reese’s? What about Reese’s, anon? The peanut butter, anon!

What then, anon? What then?

… N… Not that I’ve thought about this or anything.

Shout out to the time Osomatsu made me go ballistic over peanuts

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Shout out to myself for being everyone’s #1 most handsomest, mischievous devil.

My cat is my #1 for that

You’re #3

That’s fair.

But Who Is #2………..

#((mod moonstone reblogging))#((this response was too cute))#((look at that blush and smile!! he's adorable!!))

Who gets to decide on what we use as currency? Why do we have to use these sheets of paper, plastic, and metal? Why can't we use peanuts? We could use peanuts and eat them and extract the oils and we could make mild with them and who says we cant? I-

@its-osomatsu If this is Osomatsu I swear to God. Regardless, what about peanut butter then? What would that be?

And would circuses be significantly rich due to all the peanuts? And Five Guys–that’s practically giving away money, then.

What about the dollar trees? One peanut per item? Or would peanuts be like the coins? Then what would equal a dollar? What’s the value of it all?

And what if I were to crave a delicious morsel of a peanut? What would happen to Reese’s? What about Reese’s, anon? The peanut butter, anon!

What then, anon? What then?

… N… Not that I’ve thought about this or anything.

Shout out to the time Osomatsu made me go ballistic over peanuts

Shout out to myself for being everyone’s #1 most handsomest, mischievous devil.

#you know very well who number one is on my list!

you wish

I come on here to find the cutest gay bean ever

You are too kind! Thank you so much for your sincere words! 🤗

#toby-draws-shiz #this is so sweet of you to say thank you!

I recently adopted a cat. She is the fluffiest sweetheart I have ever held and I love her with every fiber of my being. She sits on my mouse on purpose.

#'atsushi you wore fake piercings?!'#... it was a phase #please do not mind them sitting in a corner over there.#she is five years old! turning six in october!#((yes this is mod's cat in real life))

Do you think Totty would like this phone charm if I got it for him?

Hey, Totty @its-todomatsu, guess what I got for you.

Really? Gosh, I can’t help but imagine you traipsing up to a cash register with this, aha! The stern businessman with a little pink bunny charm.

This is really, really cute, Atsushi. It’s… honestly kind of nice to know that you think of me once in a while!

#the cute barista boy #atsutodo #and of course i think of you! 😄#please do not doubt that totty 😌

Ahaha~ Followed by glances of other customers was nothing. I’m happy you like it, that’s what’s important, Totty. 🤗

you know what atsushi rhymes with

gay

#it works.

Who gets to decide on what we use as currency? Why do we have to use these sheets of paper, plastic, and metal? Why can't we use peanuts? We could use peanuts and eat them and extract the oils and we could make mild with them and who says we cant? I-

@its-osomatsu If this is Osomatsu I swear to God. Regardless, what about peanut butter then? What would that be?

And would circuses be significantly rich due to all the peanuts? And Five Guys–that’s practically giving away money, then.

What about the dollar trees? One peanut per item? Or would peanuts be like the coins? Then what would equal a dollar? What’s the value of it all?

And what if I were to crave a delicious morsel of a peanut? What would happen to Reese’s? What about Reese’s, anon? The peanut butter, anon!

What then, anon? What then?

… N… Not that I’ve thought about this or anything.

Shout out to the time Osomatsu made me go ballistic over peanuts

#a dark time

It's so cute how you say 'nonny

It’s jus’ what I do, ‘nonny! Totally not because I can’t spell anon...anonimyous…

Oh! S...surely this is why my tag is 'Asstushy,' correct? A misspell? Right? Right?

Do you support the LGBT+ community? Sorry it's just that I'm transgender, female to male, and my family is not even close to supportive

I support the community with both of my strong, well toned arms, didn’t ya know? :9

But hey - we can only hope they’ll come to understand with time, but if not, find somewhere that you’ll be accepted and loved no matter what your identity is. Find people you know will love you unconditionally, even if it takes a while, it’s worth it in the end.

Just know ‘ol Oso’s got your back, alright? <3

… AT. SUSHI. PRONOUNCED AT. SUSHI.

You’re at sushi? Hot, can I come? ;9

@its–atsushi-kun you come back to Tumblr and you message my brother first? Tsk, tsk, for shame. I’m offended

Ah! I'm so sorry, Totty!! I didn't mean to offend you! Please forgive me!

[Atsushi frantically bows in apology.]

#the cute barista boy

Do you support the LGBT+ community? Sorry it's just that I'm transgender, female to male, and my family is not even close to supportive

I support the community with both of my strong, well toned arms, didn’t ya know? :9

But hey - we can only hope they’ll come to understand with time, but if not, find somewhere that you’ll be accepted and loved no matter what your identity is. Find people you know will love you unconditionally, even if it takes a while, it’s worth it in the end.

Just know ‘ol Oso’s got your back, alright? <3

… AT. SUSHI. PRONOUNCED AT. SUSHI.

You’re at sushi? Hot, can I come? ;9

#do not grab my ass please!#my wallet's in there...

That is not what I meant!

Ya'll need Jesus smh

Ah, an anon with proper behavior.

Should I be afraid to look at your blog?

TOTty HI THERE HELLO NOTHING IS WRONG DON’T LOOK AT THE NSFW // TAG WHATEVER YOU DO EVERYTHING IS FINE

I am terrified and intrigued?

Because that kind of reaction means everything is wrong.

NO THIS IS MY VOICE WHEN EVERYTHING IS GREAT AND DANDY PLEASE DON’T LOOK IN THE TAG EVERYTHING IS GREAT PLEASE ENJOY THE SUNSHINE TODAY

But Atsushi, it’s way too hot! This heatwave is terrible, and Choromatsu’s clinging to the A/C like a cicada agaaain.