tfw u miss the clause in your contract that says your boss can opt to use u to warm his lap at all times
Jules of Nature

Game Changer & Make Some Noise
Show & Tell
occasionally subtle
The Bowery Presents
Misplaced Lens Cap
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Not today Justin
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tfw u miss the clause in your contract that says your boss can opt to use u to warm his lap at all times
For old times sake is actually such a heartbreaking and beautiful sentiment. Like, let’s do it for the love that used to be here. It is reason enough.
Harry van der Weyden
I may not be conventionally attractive, but at least I bring a sort of chaotic energy and whimsy to the situation.
Love seeing little pawprints. So fucking magical. There was a little guy here.
That is not a face that can wait any longer
Yeah, what Magpie said fr ^^
it's not that i'm not compelled by archbishop yaoi but i think some of you would find yaoi in the wild russian steppes if given the opportunity
Being really into Frankenstein while at the same time being Chinese is so funny because every time Lord Byron gets brought up, the way his name is pronounced always makes me think of the word 白人 (bái rén), which translates into “white guy”. Lord White Guy.
pacific rim fucks severely for a lot of reasons but my favorite is that it opens with "the lizard aliens are unionizing so we built robots running on the power of love to fight them you got all that right" and before you have time to really process that concept bam gunshot body on the floor and the movie goes "now consider the vast power of grief in this setup" it never really stops considering
I love using "by the way" as a segue into topics that are completely unrelated to the matters at hand. it isn't remotely by the way, quite a ways out of the way in fact. a little adventure
I am totally willing to accept unexplained light sources in movies if that means those movies won't be dark as fuck for the 90+ minutes they run
The light! Comes! From! The same! Place! As! The music!
the great thing about the wuxia genre is you can start a sect called the Evil Blood Cult in a place called Demon Mountain that’s a volcano full of poison and you all wear crazy gothic black and red hanfu and practice Sinister Backstabber Style kung fu and like. that’s not a deterrent to prospective disciples. do all that and a fuckton of bright eyed youngsters will still show up at your door and say hello i would like to join the demon mountain evil blood cult where do i sign up?
Lockheed Martin was at my college's job fair