Tryin' Not to Freak Out

"and the skeletons in both our closets plotted hard to fuck this up"

[its-a-swift-kloss]

What a freaking downgrade lol

I mean LOL

[cages-boxes-hunters-foxes]

"No. No, no. Well, here's the thing, like, Jay-Z has always been very good to me. Our teams are really close, like, they sometimes will call and say, 'How does she feel about, you know?' And that's not like, an official offer or a conference room conversation. Like, our teams are really close. 'How does she feel about it, in general?' And we're always able to like, tell him the truth, which is that like, I am in love with a guy who does that sport on that actual field. Like, that is violent chess. That is gladiators without swords. That is dangerous. I am, the whole season, I am locked in on what that man is doing on the field. Can you imagine if like, he's out there, every single week, putting his life on the line, doing this very dangerous, very high-pressure, high-intensity sport, and I'm like, 'I wonder what my choreo should be! I think we should do two verses of Shake It Off into Blank Space into Cruel Summer would be great!' It's just like, this is, and this is nothing to do with Travis, he would love for me to do it. I'm just too locked in, like, yeah."

— Taylor on The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon on rumors about her being the Super Bowl halftime performer (x)

[its-a-swift-kloss]

A Rae of sunshine, would you say?

[forgetmcnotts]

ROBIN SCHERBATSKY

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER (7.01) | HOW I MET YOUR FATHER (1.10)

[marisatomay]

It’s actually giving me a bit of a complex to see people either imply or say outright that the greatest thing “global popstar who is about to enter the 20th year of her career” “most famous woman alive” Taylor Swift has done in her life is get engaged to a tight end

[marisatomay]

I saw a tweet about it so I went and checked myself and 9.7 million people liked her Instagram post about regaining ownership of her masters and 29 million people liked her post about getting engaged

[its-a-swift-kloss]

Seriously? Ugh

[thecommonchick]

THIS IS TOO MUCH 💀😂

[roaringstream]

“Do NOT tell the world about this” 200,000 notes

[mun-urufu]

400k notes

[its-a-swift-kloss]

So

[jandjsalmon]

Fun Story to Share.

I got my (now 18-year-old) daughter into Ao3 back in 2021. I taught her she should always comment - even if the fic looks old or abandoned or whatever. She did.

Well - she got this email this morning:

The fic was written in 2014 and essentially abandoned.

Bethy read and reviewed in 2021 (and was actually the only person who had commented at all).

Today in 2025 - the final chapter was posted by the author and this was her reply to Bethy’s comment.

———

Never question whether a fic is too old to comment on.

[some-assholes-familiar]

If there was ever any doubt that ao3 is addictive, then the state of this website whenever it goes down (even with express warnings in advance mind you) proves it a million times over

[rainbowfelions]

I wish we could have all the tour visuals 🖤

📸 credits to lxv_swift13 on Twitter

[missy832001]

It's like the opposite of this image

Or she's just Olivia..

[scapegods]

Chosen of the Wolf

[humanonstrike]

I'd like to place an order for Supercorp please.

[its-a-swift-kloss]

Or cophine

[crystalcrossing-remade-deactiva]

shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

[allegedly-human]

As is tradition in tumblr culture the locals unearth the corpse of a long deceased figure and drag it across the streets merrily, laughing at what is preserved of the person’s words. This custom, seen as morbid in other cultures, is instead done gleefully and with an unmatched enthusiasm

[phantomrose96]

Feature ideas I have to make tumblr worse

Unfollow notifications. When someone unfollows you, you receive a notification about it. The notification includes the last post of yours that the unfollower saw so you know what the final straw was.

If the unfollower was a mutual then this notification comes with stats about how long you were mutuals and a list of comutuals who have to pick sides in the divorce. The comutuals receive this notification too

Ability to edit other people's replies.

Ability to edit other people's blog themes.

The ability to gift debuffs like those cooking competition shows. Pay $15 to make someone you hate only be allowed to post 20 times a day. Pay $30 and they can only make posts out of the set of pre-approved family-friendly message options like the Webkinz chatroom.

De-blaze. Halt someone else's post right in its tracks by removing all impressions. The more a post is circulating the more expensive this is.

30 Day Trial Follows. When you follow someone you can't unfollow them for at least 30 days because c'mon, don't you wanna at least give them a chance?

Obligatory "Tumblr houses". You have to act really really excited for the yearly sportsball tournament or risk being shadowbanned. Your blog is forcibly themed after your Tumblr house.

Obligatory name, face, and address when you sign up. This isn't for verification or anything this is explicitly for doxxing. Hopefully you'll think twice about posting your rancid My Little Pony take now that you know the whole fandom can be at your doorstep in an hour.

[phantomrose96]

Haha, 😊 surely you mean it links to like some speculative information similar to my first point and--

Oh.

Oh yeah no it links to this post.

Awesome. Hope this helps!

[stillgotscars]

“i heard so many people say that the eras tour felt like a safe space. a place for radical girlhood, boyhood or personhood and unapologetic joy. […] my hope is that you won’t let that behavior end with the end of the eras tour. it doesn’t have to be the end of an era of joy and acceptance. my hope is that you find ways to create these spaces around you in your daily life, your school, your job. that would be a real legacy to leave.” oh i’m a puddle of tears 😭

[indeliblescarspivotalmarks]