I'm surrounded by idiots

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

Hey wanna see a wasp I found?

“Definitely not. now if you please, I am busy”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

Natle, all of a sudden whispering into his ear: “Life is trash. sO ITS A GOOD THING YOUR DEAD HHAAAAAAAA”

Amadeus snorts, not even phased“I assure you the afterlife is a living hell as well”Sips tea

[impillowsoftnsquishy-deactivate]

//fuck, misread//

“Lmao”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

“.....Good for you, now if these antics are over I’d greatly appreciate my alone time too proceed”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

Natle, all of a sudden whispering into his ear: “Life is trash. sO ITS A GOOD THING YOUR DEAD HHAAAAAAAA”

Amadeus snorts, not even phased “I assure you the afterlife is a living hell as well” Sips tea

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY! START THE NEW RESCUE HELICOPTER! HEY! BUILD THE HELICOPTER, AND OFF TO THE RESCUE! PREPARE THE LIFELINE, LOWER THE STRETCHER, AND MAKE THE RESCUE! THE NEW EMERGENCY COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY! Im not sorry.

“What in absolute hell are you saying???????”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

What even is this generation’s idea for “music?” *sips tea before shattering the cup*

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

Bro I jus’ hit a coat hanger against a wall really hard and it sounded like an instrument so coat hangers ‘re instruments.

*Face Palm*That must have been an amazing discovery

[its-clem-bitch]

I also broke th’ coat hanger

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

“Not surprised”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

Bro I jus’ hit a coat hanger against a wall really hard and it sounded like an instrument so coat hangers ‘re instruments.

*Face Palm* That must have been an amazing discovery

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

anything is an instrument if you hit it hard enough!

*Amadeus just glares at you in tired angry pianist*

[gay-r0b0ts-deactivated20230804]

So children are instruments?

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

“Nein Get off my floor”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

anything is an instrument if you hit it hard enough!

*Amadeus just glares at you in tired angry pianist*

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

Mayonnaise IS an instrument and I can prove it. Your argument was “What would be considered an instrument is if you are able to change the sound sequence of that object; such as a glass”, but if you hit a tube of mayonnaise from different angles or with different stuff, it makes different sounds. Therefore, mayonnaise IS an instrument.

......... I’m too tired to deal with this

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

The destructive punk zooms to the ask box. "OKAY I PROBABLY ALREADY KNOW YOUR ANSWER BUT WHATS Your opinion on rock music?"

I definitely do not prefer it

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

💤 (for the symbol meme if that’s still open)

Startled would be putting his reaction lightly “Clem!! I IMPLORE you find a different napping place bitte!”

[its-clem-bitch]

“Shshshshshshshsssshhshshh am tired.”

He continued leaning on Amadeus while drifting to sleep, refusing to budge at all.

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

Grumbles from the refusal, but after a bit of stiff huffing allows himself to be used as a pillow

[its-clem-bitch]

After a few more seconds, Clem gave a soft smile.

Then refused to snore, l o u d l y

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

“.......Dummkopf” Despite this sentence, pats the idiot

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

💤 (for the symbol meme if that’s still open)

Startled would be putting his reaction lightly “Clem!! I IMPLORE you find a different napping place bitte!”

[its-clem-bitch]

“Shshshshshshshsssshhshshh am tired.”

He continued leaning on Amadeus while drifting to sleep, refusing to budge at all.

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

Grumbles from the refusal, but after a bit of stiff huffing allows himself to be used as a pillow

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

💤 (for the symbol meme if that’s still open)

Startled would be putting his reaction lightly "Clem!! I IMPLORE you find a different napping place bitte!"

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

is mayonnaise an instrument

Mayonnaise is not an instrument you incompetent fool

[its-clem-bitch]

“But if y’ were to hit it would it then become an instrument?”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

Amadeus had half a mind to slap some sense into Clem. But didn’t feel like getting his hands dirty “What would be considered an instrument is if you are able to change the sound sequence of that object; such as a glass” “Why am I even wasting my time explaining?” He thought sourly

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem gave Amadeus a totally confused look. He understood all of that except from the part where Amadeus started talking. He just squinted and slowly nodded his head, completely lost.

“So, it is an instrument?”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

The Pianist was getting more than a little impatient with Clem, especially since he could tell the idiot understood none of his explanation “What is an instrument; Literally most anything that is not MAYONNAISE!!!!”

[its-clem-bitch]

“Not mayonnaise? So, like, ketchup?”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

That did it. He was done being nice “YOU ARE SO BRAIN DEAD I SOMETIMES WONDER HOW YOU ARE SAPIENT, YOU ABSOLUTE WASTE OF AIR” A couple hundred pissed off phrases in German.

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem was shocked, and fell silent for a few seconds. For once, he actually thought about what to say next. Well, sadly he isn’t a great thinker.

“S..so mustard?”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

Fucking slaps Clem While yelling more angry German

[its-clem-bitch]

After being hit, Clem curled up in pain & to defend himself from any further hits.

“AMADEUS WHY ARE YOU SO MEAAAAAANNNN :(“

He then started to cry. Well done.

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

“VHY ARE YOU SO STUPID???”

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem eventually looked back towards Amadeus, clenching his fists in anger.

“I MAY BE DUMB

BUT I AM

NOT

STUPID!!”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

“Oh you are so mature!” dripping with sarcasm

[its-clem-bitch]

“SHUT UUUPPPP!”

He yelled, like a child. He then reached into his pockets, brought out a Rubber Duck and threw it at Amadeus.

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

You could tell Amadeus was ticked off. His hair was uncharacteristically a mess, as well as he just seemed ready strangle Clem

“You vant a fight, meine freund? You fucking found it”

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem’s angered expression faded as he started to giggle, wondering just how mad he could get Amadeus. He threw another Rubber Duck; don’t ask how many he had in his pockets.

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

“SCHWEINEHUND!!”

The insult itself symbolized how done the easily angered musician was with this little shit, grabbing both Clem’s wrists to make him cease

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem continued giggling, despite not having a single clue what the hell Amadeus was saying.

“Sorry I don’t speak Fre-“

His laughter & joking was cut off after Amadeus had grabbed his wrists. He tugged away, trying to escape.

“Hey!”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

In any normal circumstances Amadeus would have tossed the offender across the room or anything of the like, but he was exhausted from the idiotic question this fool cursed him with. He let Clem go “Say vhat you vill. I don’t care”

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem thought for a second, totally shocked by everything that had happened in the last 2 seconds. Processing what just went on, instead of trying to make some stupid comeback, he just.. hugged Amadeus.

“Y’didnt try ta murder ‘us? I don’ think a’ve seen ya be that nice.”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

Loud sigh, rubbing the bridge of his nose “I suppose I am not in the mood to “Murder” you. Besides it would not be worth it”  despite himself he let the fool hug him

[its-clem-bitch]

After a few more seconds, he let Amadeus free of the hug.

“Tha’s fair.”

He thought once more. He never DID get a real answer if mayonnaise is an instrument or not. Well, he probably did. He just wasn’t paying enough attention. He decided not to bring it up once more.

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

So what now? He’d nothing to do, wasn’t motivated to play his piano, and wasn’t sure if the mechanic wanted to speak with him after such a confusing series of events despite his comment

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem looked around. Well, now that was over, he should probably do something. Hm.

He didn’t know, so his second option was to ask Amadeus.

“So. Now what?”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

“Hmmm…” Trying to lighten the mood a bit- especially since multiple people have said his gloomy disposition bummed them out, he tugged Clem’s hat over his face

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem had 0 idea what had happened, and frantically started to look around.

“A-Amadeus! I can’t see y’. I think ‘ave been BLINDED.”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

Amadeus let out a snort “I assure you that you haven’t” The snort turns into a laugh from Clem being a drama queen

[its-clem-bitch]

After a few more seconds of looking around, the hat had fallen off his face and onto the floor. Clem, now realising what had happened, started to laugh as he put it back on.

“Ah see that now. T’was very possible I coulda been blinded though.”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

“Very true but once again I will say you have not luckily for you” Clears his throat

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem snickered, having an idea. He pointed towards a blank wall.

“Hey? Wha’s tha’”

He asked, hoping it would distract the pianist for a few seconds.

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

“What?” Amadeus had no clue what “LOOK OVER THERE!” pranks were glancing towards Clemn pointed

[its-clem-bitch]

Once Amadeus looked away, Clem floated up behind him and put his hands over his eyes, in attempts to ‘blind’ him too. Despite the fact he’s a ghost, so his hands are pretty much see-through. Oh well.

“Now YOU’RE blind!”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

“WHA- Oh, haha” Takes clem’s hands, pulling them off, then putting them over the ghost’s own eyes “I think not”  Giggles a little at this nonsense

[its-clem-bitch]

“Well, if ah close my eyes when I’ve got me ‘ands over em then I can’t see through ‘em.”

He stated as he closed his eyes, like as if he’d made some sort of genuine discovery

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

Pretends like he didn’t know that from the start  “I see”

[its-clem-bitch]

“Or, if ‘ah did this.”

He pulled out a sheet of Paper and a purple pen. Messily, he drew two eyes on the paper then held it in front of Amadeus’s eyes, the side which the eyes were drawn facing towards Clem.

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

“mhhmmm. Or…..  Looks around for something “If one was to do this” Amadeus placed a bucket over his own head. He was hardly one to joke but he was rarely in a good mood too

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem managed to find a mop, and put it on Amadeus’s bucket-head.

“Now ye’ve got yerself a lovely lock o’ hair too!”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

Couldn’t see it but quite amused “why thank you” Takes a mock bow. Unfortunately causing the bucket to slip off

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem snorted before also bowing, as if it were some stupid performance the two of them took part in. Keyword stupid.

“Man, this’s one of the first times I think ‘ave seen you not be mr. serious man fer once.”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

Cocks an eyebrow at what he was assuming was a compliment “Is that so? Perhaps it’s because you are not being an annoyance for once”

[its-clem-bitch]

“Me? An annoyance? When have I ever.”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

“Ahem” Has he already forgotten? Typical Clem

[its-clem-bitch]

“See, you can’t even name ONE time I’ve been annoying.”

He smugly grinned, not getting Amadeus’s message at all.

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

“If you would like an example my friend, you were being quite irritating ten minutes ago”

[its-clem-bitch]

He chuckled.

“Nah, ‘ah was jus’ bein smart.”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

Rolled his eyes at this  “Suit yourself O’ intelligent one” Flicks Clem’s cap

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem grinned, and put his cap on Amadeus just so he could flick it.

“Now you’ve been cap flick’d!”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

*snorts*

[its-clem-bitch]

“So, howz’it feel to get cap flick’d?”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

*just glares at him indifferently*

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem proceeded to continually flick the cap, which was still on Amadeus, with a smug grin until he got some sort of reaction

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

*too tired to be angry, but not about to let this little shit get away with that.” “You would like a taste of your own medicine, nein?” *Puts the cap back on Clem’s head and flicks it repetitively*

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem managed to pull out another hat from literally nowhere and put it on Amadeus and continued flicking. Now they were both just. Flicking each others hats.

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

*quickly gets tired of this game, Pulling Clem’s hat over his face for a second time*

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem laughed, before pushing his hat upwards, so it wasn’t in his face anymore.

“Alright, alright! Ya win!”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

*chuckles, deciding to be merciful and lets the guy get up* “I win” His turn to be smug

[its-clem-bitch]

“Yeah, yeah. Jus’ this time, though.”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

Just keeps looking at him in a “I told you so” Manner

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem folded his arms and blew a raspberry.

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

“Now come, I was only messing with you” Uses the term he hears the mechanic use a bunch probably

[its-clem-bitch]

“Yeah, I know that.”

He smiled at the pianist once more.

“I was jus’ double messin with ya. Like, messin’ with ya messin’ with me.. for me messin with ya for ya messin with me for me messin with ya..? Yeah!”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

Nods understandingly even though he didn’t follow “I see”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

is mayonnaise an instrument

Mayonnaise is not an instrument you incompetent fool

[its-clem-bitch]

“But if y’ were to hit it would it then become an instrument?”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

Amadeus had half a mind to slap some sense into Clem. But didn’t feel like getting his hands dirty “What would be considered an instrument is if you are able to change the sound sequence of that object; such as a glass” “Why am I even wasting my time explaining?” He thought sourly

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem gave Amadeus a totally confused look. He understood all of that except from the part where Amadeus started talking. He just squinted and slowly nodded his head, completely lost.

“So, it is an instrument?”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

The Pianist was getting more than a little impatient with Clem, especially since he could tell the idiot understood none of his explanation “What is an instrument; Literally most anything that is not MAYONNAISE!!!!”

[its-clem-bitch]

“Not mayonnaise? So, like, ketchup?”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

That did it. He was done being nice “YOU ARE SO BRAIN DEAD I SOMETIMES WONDER HOW YOU ARE SAPIENT, YOU ABSOLUTE WASTE OF AIR” A couple hundred pissed off phrases in German.

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem was shocked, and fell silent for a few seconds. For once, he actually thought about what to say next. Well, sadly he isn’t a great thinker.

“S..so mustard?”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

Fucking slaps Clem While yelling more angry German

[its-clem-bitch]

After being hit, Clem curled up in pain & to defend himself from any further hits.

“AMADEUS WHY ARE YOU SO MEAAAAAANNNN :(“

He then started to cry. Well done.

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

“VHY ARE YOU SO STUPID???”

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem eventually looked back towards Amadeus, clenching his fists in anger.

“I MAY BE DUMB

BUT I AM

NOT

STUPID!!”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

“Oh you are so mature!” dripping with sarcasm

[its-clem-bitch]

“SHUT UUUPPPP!”

He yelled, like a child. He then reached into his pockets, brought out a Rubber Duck and threw it at Amadeus.

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

You could tell Amadeus was ticked off. His hair was uncharacteristically a mess, as well as he just seemed ready strangle Clem

“You vant a fight, meine freund? You fucking found it”

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem’s angered expression faded as he started to giggle, wondering just how mad he could get Amadeus. He threw another Rubber Duck; don’t ask how many he had in his pockets.

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

“SCHWEINEHUND!!”

The insult itself symbolized how done the easily angered musician was with this little shit, grabbing both Clem’s wrists to make him cease

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem continued giggling, despite not having a single clue what the hell Amadeus was saying.

“Sorry I don’t speak Fre-“

His laughter & joking was cut off after Amadeus had grabbed his wrists. He tugged away, trying to escape.

“Hey!”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

In any normal circumstances Amadeus would have tossed the offender across the room or anything of the like, but he was exhausted from the idiotic question this fool cursed him with. He let Clem go “Say vhat you vill. I don’t care”

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem thought for a second, totally shocked by everything that had happened in the last 2 seconds. Processing what just went on, instead of trying to make some stupid comeback, he just.. hugged Amadeus.

“Y’didnt try ta murder ‘us? I don’ think a’ve seen ya be that nice.”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

Loud sigh, rubbing the bridge of his nose “I suppose I am not in the mood to “Murder” you. Besides it would not be worth it”  despite himself he let the fool hug him

[its-clem-bitch]

After a few more seconds, he let Amadeus free of the hug.

“Tha’s fair.”

He thought once more. He never DID get a real answer if mayonnaise is an instrument or not. Well, he probably did. He just wasn’t paying enough attention. He decided not to bring it up once more.

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

So what now? He’d nothing to do, wasn’t motivated to play his piano, and wasn’t sure if the mechanic wanted to speak with him after such a confusing series of events despite his comment

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem looked around. Well, now that was over, he should probably do something. Hm.

He didn’t know, so his second option was to ask Amadeus.

“So. Now what?”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

“Hmmm…” Trying to lighten the mood a bit- especially since multiple people have said his gloomy disposition bummed them out, he tugged Clem’s hat over his face

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem had 0 idea what had happened, and frantically started to look around.

“A-Amadeus! I can’t see y’. I think ‘ave been BLINDED.”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

Amadeus let out a snort “I assure you that you haven’t” The snort turns into a laugh from Clem being a drama queen

[its-clem-bitch]

After a few more seconds of looking around, the hat had fallen off his face and onto the floor. Clem, now realising what had happened, started to laugh as he put it back on.

“Ah see that now. T’was very possible I coulda been blinded though.”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

“Very true but once again I will say you have not luckily for you” Clears his throat

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem snickered, having an idea. He pointed towards a blank wall.

“Hey? Wha’s tha’”

He asked, hoping it would distract the pianist for a few seconds.

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

“What?” Amadeus had no clue what “LOOK OVER THERE!” pranks were glancing towards Clemn pointed

[its-clem-bitch]

Once Amadeus looked away, Clem floated up behind him and put his hands over his eyes, in attempts to ‘blind’ him too. Despite the fact he’s a ghost, so his hands are pretty much see-through. Oh well.

“Now YOU’RE blind!”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

“WHA- Oh, haha” Takes clem’s hands, pulling them off, then putting them over the ghost’s own eyes “I think not”  Giggles a little at this nonsense

[its-clem-bitch]

“Well, if ah close my eyes when I’ve got me ‘ands over em then I can’t see through ‘em.”

He stated as he closed his eyes, like as if he’d made some sort of genuine discovery

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

Pretends like he didn’t know that from the start  “I see”

[its-clem-bitch]

“Or, if ‘ah did this.”

He pulled out a sheet of Paper and a purple pen. Messily, he drew two eyes on the paper then held it in front of Amadeus’s eyes, the side which the eyes were drawn facing towards Clem.

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

“mhhmmm. Or…..  Looks around for something “If one was to do this” Amadeus placed a bucket over his own head. He was hardly one to joke but he was rarely in a good mood too

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem managed to find a mop, and put it on Amadeus’s bucket-head.

“Now ye’ve got yerself a lovely lock o’ hair too!”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

Couldn’t see it but quite amused “why thank you” Takes a mock bow. Unfortunately causing the bucket to slip off

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem snorted before also bowing, as if it were some stupid performance the two of them took part in. Keyword stupid.

“Man, this’s one of the first times I think ‘ave seen you not be mr. serious man fer once.”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

Cocks an eyebrow at what he was assuming was a compliment “Is that so? Perhaps it’s because you are not being an annoyance for once”

[its-clem-bitch]

“Me? An annoyance? When have I ever.”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

“Ahem” Has he already forgotten? Typical Clem

[its-clem-bitch]

“See, you can’t even name ONE time I’ve been annoying.”

He smugly grinned, not getting Amadeus’s message at all.

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

“If you would like an example my friend, you were being quite irritating ten minutes ago”

[its-clem-bitch]

He chuckled.

“Nah, ‘ah was jus’ bein smart.”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

Rolled his eyes at this  “Suit yourself O’ intelligent one” Flicks Clem’s cap

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem grinned, and put his cap on Amadeus just so he could flick it.

“Now you’ve been cap flick’d!”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

*snorts*

[its-clem-bitch]

“So, howz’it feel to get cap flick’d?”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

*just glares at him indifferently*

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem proceeded to continually flick the cap, which was still on Amadeus, with a smug grin until he got some sort of reaction

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

*too tired to be angry, but not about to let this little shit get away with that.” “You would like a taste of your own medicine, nein?” *Puts the cap back on Clem’s head and flicks it repetitively*

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem managed to pull out another hat from literally nowhere and put it on Amadeus and continued flicking. Now they were both just. Flicking each others hats.

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

*quickly gets tired of this game, Pulling Clem’s hat over his face for a second time*

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem laughed, before pushing his hat upwards, so it wasn’t in his face anymore.

“Alright, alright! Ya win!”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

*chuckles, deciding to be merciful and lets the guy get up* “I win” His turn to be smug

[its-clem-bitch]

“Yeah, yeah. Jus’ this time, though.”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

Just keeps looking at him in a “I told you so” Manner

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem folded his arms and blew a raspberry.

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

“Now come, I was only messing with you” Uses the term he hears the mechanic use a bunch probably

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

is mayonnaise an instrument

Mayonnaise is not an instrument you incompetent fool

[its-clem-bitch]

“But if y’ were to hit it would it then become an instrument?”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

Amadeus had half a mind to slap some sense into Clem. But didn’t feel like getting his hands dirty “What would be considered an instrument is if you are able to change the sound sequence of that object; such as a glass” “Why am I even wasting my time explaining?” He thought sourly

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem gave Amadeus a totally confused look. He understood all of that except from the part where Amadeus started talking. He just squinted and slowly nodded his head, completely lost.

“So, it is an instrument?”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

The Pianist was getting more than a little impatient with Clem, especially since he could tell the idiot understood none of his explanation “What is an instrument; Literally most anything that is not MAYONNAISE!!!!”

[its-clem-bitch]

“Not mayonnaise? So, like, ketchup?”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

That did it. He was done being nice “YOU ARE SO BRAIN DEAD I SOMETIMES WONDER HOW YOU ARE SAPIENT, YOU ABSOLUTE WASTE OF AIR” A couple hundred pissed off phrases in German.

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem was shocked, and fell silent for a few seconds. For once, he actually thought about what to say next. Well, sadly he isn’t a great thinker.

“S..so mustard?”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

Fucking slaps Clem While yelling more angry German

[its-clem-bitch]

After being hit, Clem curled up in pain & to defend himself from any further hits.

“AMADEUS WHY ARE YOU SO MEAAAAAANNNN :(“

He then started to cry. Well done.

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

“VHY ARE YOU SO STUPID???”

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem eventually looked back towards Amadeus, clenching his fists in anger.

“I MAY BE DUMB

BUT I AM

NOT

STUPID!!”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

“Oh you are so mature!” dripping with sarcasm

[its-clem-bitch]

“SHUT UUUPPPP!”

He yelled, like a child. He then reached into his pockets, brought out a Rubber Duck and threw it at Amadeus.

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

You could tell Amadeus was ticked off. His hair was uncharacteristically a mess, as well as he just seemed ready strangle Clem

“You vant a fight, meine freund? You fucking found it”

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem’s angered expression faded as he started to giggle, wondering just how mad he could get Amadeus. He threw another Rubber Duck; don’t ask how many he had in his pockets.

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

“SCHWEINEHUND!!”

The insult itself symbolized how done the easily angered musician was with this little shit, grabbing both Clem’s wrists to make him cease

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem continued giggling, despite not having a single clue what the hell Amadeus was saying.

“Sorry I don’t speak Fre-“

His laughter & joking was cut off after Amadeus had grabbed his wrists. He tugged away, trying to escape.

“Hey!”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

In any normal circumstances Amadeus would have tossed the offender across the room or anything of the like, but he was exhausted from the idiotic question this fool cursed him with. He let Clem go “Say vhat you vill. I don’t care”

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem thought for a second, totally shocked by everything that had happened in the last 2 seconds. Processing what just went on, instead of trying to make some stupid comeback, he just.. hugged Amadeus.

“Y’didnt try ta murder ‘us? I don’ think a’ve seen ya be that nice.”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

Loud sigh, rubbing the bridge of his nose “I suppose I am not in the mood to “Murder” you. Besides it would not be worth it”  despite himself he let the fool hug him

[its-clem-bitch]

After a few more seconds, he let Amadeus free of the hug.

“Tha’s fair.”

He thought once more. He never DID get a real answer if mayonnaise is an instrument or not. Well, he probably did. He just wasn’t paying enough attention. He decided not to bring it up once more.

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

So what now? He’d nothing to do, wasn’t motivated to play his piano, and wasn’t sure if the mechanic wanted to speak with him after such a confusing series of events despite his comment

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem looked around. Well, now that was over, he should probably do something. Hm.

He didn’t know, so his second option was to ask Amadeus.

“So. Now what?”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

“Hmmm…” Trying to lighten the mood a bit- especially since multiple people have said his gloomy disposition bummed them out, he tugged Clem’s hat over his face

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem had 0 idea what had happened, and frantically started to look around.

“A-Amadeus! I can’t see y’. I think ‘ave been BLINDED.”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

Amadeus let out a snort “I assure you that you haven’t” The snort turns into a laugh from Clem being a drama queen

[its-clem-bitch]

After a few more seconds of looking around, the hat had fallen off his face and onto the floor. Clem, now realising what had happened, started to laugh as he put it back on.

“Ah see that now. T’was very possible I coulda been blinded though.”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

“Very true but once again I will say you have not luckily for you” Clears his throat

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem snickered, having an idea. He pointed towards a blank wall.

“Hey? Wha’s tha’”

He asked, hoping it would distract the pianist for a few seconds.

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

“What?” Amadeus had no clue what “LOOK OVER THERE!” pranks were glancing towards Clemn pointed

[its-clem-bitch]

Once Amadeus looked away, Clem floated up behind him and put his hands over his eyes, in attempts to ‘blind’ him too. Despite the fact he’s a ghost, so his hands are pretty much see-through. Oh well.

“Now YOU’RE blind!”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

“WHA- Oh, haha” Takes clem’s hands, pulling them off, then putting them over the ghost’s own eyes “I think not”  Giggles a little at this nonsense

[its-clem-bitch]

“Well, if ah close my eyes when I’ve got me ‘ands over em then I can’t see through ‘em.”

He stated as he closed his eyes, like as if he’d made some sort of genuine discovery

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

Pretends like he didn’t know that from the start  “I see”

[its-clem-bitch]

“Or, if ‘ah did this.”

He pulled out a sheet of Paper and a purple pen. Messily, he drew two eyes on the paper then held it in front of Amadeus’s eyes, the side which the eyes were drawn facing towards Clem.

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

“mhhmmm. Or…..  Looks around for something “If one was to do this” Amadeus placed a bucket over his own head. He was hardly one to joke but he was rarely in a good mood too

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem managed to find a mop, and put it on Amadeus’s bucket-head.

“Now ye’ve got yerself a lovely lock o’ hair too!”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

Couldn’t see it but quite amused “why thank you” Takes a mock bow. Unfortunately causing the bucket to slip off

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem snorted before also bowing, as if it were some stupid performance the two of them took part in. Keyword stupid.

“Man, this’s one of the first times I think ‘ave seen you not be mr. serious man fer once.”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

Cocks an eyebrow at what he was assuming was a compliment “Is that so? Perhaps it’s because you are not being an annoyance for once”

[its-clem-bitch]

“Me? An annoyance? When have I ever.”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

“Ahem” Has he already forgotten? Typical Clem

[its-clem-bitch]

“See, you can’t even name ONE time I’ve been annoying.”

He smugly grinned, not getting Amadeus’s message at all.

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

“If you would like an example my friend, you were being quite irritating ten minutes ago”

[its-clem-bitch]

He chuckled.

“Nah, ‘ah was jus’ bein smart.”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

Rolled his eyes at this  “Suit yourself O’ intelligent one” Flicks Clem’s cap

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem grinned, and put his cap on Amadeus just so he could flick it.

“Now you’ve been cap flick’d!”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

*snorts*

[its-clem-bitch]

“So, howz’it feel to get cap flick’d?”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

*just glares at him indifferently*

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem proceeded to continually flick the cap, which was still on Amadeus, with a smug grin until he got some sort of reaction

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

*too tired to be angry, but not about to let this little shit get away with that.” “You would like a taste of your own medicine, nein?” *Puts the cap back on Clem’s head and flicks it repetitively*

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem managed to pull out another hat from literally nowhere and put it on Amadeus and continued flicking. Now they were both just. Flicking each others hats.

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

*quickly gets tired of this game, Pulling Clem’s hat over his face for a second time*

[its-clem-bitch]

Clem laughed, before pushing his hat upwards, so it wasn’t in his face anymore.

“Alright, alright! Ya win!”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

*chuckles, deciding to be merciful and lets the guy get up* “I win” His turn to be smug

[its-clem-bitch]

“Yeah, yeah. Jus’ this time, though.”

[its-amadeus-not-einstein]

Just keeps looking at him in a “I told you so” Manner