it's britney, bitch

hey there! i'm britney warren - yeah, that britney warren - but you can call me brit. basically living it up in fairmont park. always down for a good time and great gossip.

[itskingnoah-deactivated20150621]

That sounds like a pretty good idea. I may just have to indulge you then.

[its-britney-bitchez]

omg. yes. please throw one! it'd be so sick!

[its-britney-bitchez]

Rumor has it that you and Noah were fuck buddies right up until you started dating Gus. Care to comment?

you make it sound like i literally had sex with noah and then right after decided to call up gus and start dating him. 

[its-britney-bitchez]

What did you and Gus do for Valentines?

well we spent the whole day together, which was amazing. we went to a couple of museums cause i thought he'd like it, and they were actually pretty fun. strolled around and had an amazing dinner. not getting into details after that to spare liese, but we had a very good time back at my place. 

[its-britney-bitchez]

throwback to when this dork tried to take a selfie and messed up. 

[its-britney-bitchez]

[TEXT] Hey there, princess. It's been a while since we've talked. How have things been with you? Everything get cleared up with Gus?

[TEXT] hey! and great! didn’t you hear? charlie’s gone! so i don’t have to deal with that anymore! 

[TEXT] things are good! valentines day was def a success if you know what i mean ;)

[TEXT] how are things with you? did you go to john mulbert’s v-day party? heard that was wild

[itskingnoah-deactivated20150621]

[TEXT] Fine, fine I won’t complain. Ahhh yeah.. I know. I was drunk and wasn’t in a particularly good mood so I had to deal with what I could get, y’know?

[TEXT] Very true. I have some fond memories of his parties. Yup. I’ll make sure it’s unintentionally painful.

[TEXT] On a different note, we should definitely hang out sometime. Maybe a beach day over the weekend? Or skip English class to grab some food? I’m game for anything.

[its-britney-bitchez]

[TEXT] i guess. i mean i don’t really settle for anything less than a 9-10 but it’s fine if you did ;) 

[TEXT] jk jk! don’t kill me!

[TEXT] omg yes! skip class on friday for a beach/shopping day? 

[its-britney-bitchez]

[TEXT] Hey there, princess. It's been a while since we've talked. How have things been with you? Everything get cleared up with Gus?

[TEXT] hey! and great! didn’t you hear? charlie’s gone! so i don’t have to deal with that anymore! 

[TEXT] things are good! valentines day was def a success if you know what i mean ;)

[TEXT] how are things with you? did you go to john mulbert’s v-day party? heard that was wild

[itskingnoah-deactivated20150621]

[TEXT] Damn. That’s harsh, princess. I’ll take it though. No, no I didn’t no worries. I was just saying it would’ve been disappointing if he was since you deserve to stay in the 9-10 range.

[TEXT] Geez that just sounds awful, honestly. And of course. I know the drill. It’ll be completely “unintentional.”

[its-britney-bitchez]

[TEXT] that wasn't that harsh. don't be such a baby or i'll bring it down a point :) and thanks! you too! (btw someone said you made out with evelyn montero - she is not in the 9-10 range and you could def do better than her)

[TEXT] he's a total jerkwad even if he does throw good parties. oohhh! that's the word! 

[gussing-game-blog]

[TXTMSG] tell me you're not busy tomorrow

[TXTMSG]: i’m never busy when you’re involved. 

[TXTMSG]: why, have something in mind?

[its-britney-bitchez]

[TXTMSG] daddy's hosting some charity event in downtown la and i totally spaced about it. 

[TXTMSG] can you come as my date? 

[its-britney-bitchez]

[TEXT] Hey there, princess. It's been a while since we've talked. How have things been with you? Everything get cleared up with Gus?

[TEXT] hey! and great! didn’t you hear? charlie’s gone! so i don’t have to deal with that anymore! 

[TEXT] things are good! valentines day was def a success if you know what i mean ;)

[TEXT] how are things with you? did you go to john mulbert’s v-day party? heard that was wild

[itskingnoah-deactivated20150621]

[TEXT] Hurray! :) Should be smooth sailing from here on out then.

[TEXT] Well yeah. You definitely don’t deserve going from a 10 to let’s say a 3. ;) So it’s good to know that’s not the case.

[TEXT] Yikes. He’s been on an awfully bad streak lately. I don’t mind roughing him up a bit during our next lacrosse pratice.

[its-britney-bitchez]

[TEXT] if anything, you're like a 9. you lose a point for cockiness lol :) but thank you. i think? did you just call gus a 3?

[TEXT] both marcy kline and eloise king  wouldn't stop crying in the bathrooms when they found out he cheated on them. it was both sad and annoying. but mostly sad. please do. but like, do that whole thing where you do it on accident but not really.

[its-britney-bitchez]

[TEXT] Hey there, princess. It's been a while since we've talked. How have things been with you? Everything get cleared up with Gus?

[TEXT] hey! and great! didn’t you hear? charlie’s gone! so i don’t have to deal with that anymore! 

[TEXT] things are good! valentines day was def a success if you know what i mean ;)

[TEXT] how are things with you? did you go to john mulbert’s v-day party? heard that was wild

[itskingnoah-deactivated20150621]

[TEXT] Damn! I must’ve missed that. Guess that solves that problem. 

[TEXT] Very nice, very nice. Glad to hear he doesn’t disappoint. ;) I had my doubts, but I guess I have nothing to worry about there.

[TEXT] Oh man John’s party was absolutely nuts. I definitely had my fill of alcohol and hook-ups to say the least.

[TEXT] Heads up tho I saw Patrick Holloway cheating on Amanda with Jessica Moore. I know you’re decently close with Amanda so I thought I’d let you know. 

[its-britney-bitchez]

[TEXT] yes! no crazy bitches ruining my relationship! :) :) :) 

[TEXT] lol he definitely doesn't. were you gonna worry if he did? 

[TEXT] glad you enjoyed yourself. uuuuuuuuuuggghhhh. i called it. this is like the third girlfriend patrick's cheated on! what an asshole. thanks for the heads up. 

[its-britney-bitchez]

[TEXT] Hey there, princess. It's been a while since we've talked. How have things been with you? Everything get cleared up with Gus?

[TEXT] hey! and great! didn't you hear? charlie's gone! so i don't have to deal with that anymore! 

[TEXT] things are good! valentines day was def a success if you know what i mean ;)

[TEXT] how are things with you? did you go to john mulbert's v-day party? heard that was wild

[its-britney-bitchez]

Do you see yourself spending the rest of your life with Gus?

wow. um. that’s a pretty long time. 

i dunno. part of me isn’t sure. like maybe down the road we’ll break up or something. but then there’s a bigger part of me that says i'd probably spend the rest of my life with him. which i know sounds probably really dumb especially since we're in high school and stuff. it's just that i don’t think i could ever see myself breaking up with him cause he's probably one of the best things to ever happen in my life. unless he wanted to break up with me, i feel like i’m kinda in it for the long haul. 

[its-britney-bitchez]

You're super pretty! What's your secret?

awww! thank you! but like gossip girl, that's one secret i'll never tell ~

[gussing-game-blog]

Finally getting to spend some time with my favorite girl.

[its-britney-bitchez]

awwww. you're the cutest! 

[its-britney-bitchez]

[TXTMSG]: Hey uh, I know you want space and all but, I just wanted to see how you were doing.

[TXTMSG] it sucks. i hate it :(

[TXTMSG] i mean space. this whole space is stupid. i’m sorry i even suggested it

[gussing-game-blog]

[TXTMSG]: Well.. I might be able to afford missing a couple of classes this once.

[TXTMSG]: We could cut out before lunch and go get some half decent food if you want?

[its-britney-bitchez]

[TXTMSG] awesome! did you wanna meet out in the parking lot after the bell rings?

[its-britney-bitchez]

pippagarrity replied to your post:14-17

All your answers are spot on. Plus, you and Gus look too cute!

awww. thanks, p! 

[itskingnoah-deactivated20150621]

I suppose that’s possible. But it’s unlikely. You just don’t want to admit that you think I’m amazing. ;)

[its-britney-bitchez]

wow, nice to know you're super modest. if i was that anon, i'd be thinking about taking back my compliment about now. last thing you need is getting a big(ger) head. 

[itskingnoah-deactivated20150621]

Did I ruin the surprise? You are the only one that uses all lowercase letters. Ah… I mean of course it’s an absolute mystery. I’ll never know who sent that one.

[its-britney-bitchez]

maybe someone's trying to copy my style to throw you off! hmmm? ever think of that? it's totes possible!