it's hard being green.

the muppet joker lover, fan & consumer. NSFW!!!! /18+ / croaker fanart

[eggwishing]

[nastehdawg-deactivated20241206]

do you know how embarrassing it is for your step dad to walk in, see you crying, and then you have to explain you're sobbing over fucking kermit the frog

[its-hard-being-green]

She is so cool and wolf 😫

[its-hard-being-green]

he's fine! like new. this is fine.

[its-hard-being-green]

GODDAMMIT. to horny. ripped up muppet hole.

[its-hard-being-green]

A man made of felt, so beautiful and soft.

He is perfect. I want that cookie so bad.

[its-hard-being-green]

need to make it biblically accurate

[its-hard-being-green]

it's hard to focus, I'm fcking shaking.

[its-hard-being-green]

God, sooo mupping hot.

[chronicallychthonic]

version 2: rotten apple

[its-hard-being-green]

[its-hard-being-green]

Back from horny jail with with more muppet hole.

[muppet-slit]

[the-muppet-joker]

Heh... you wanna know how I got these scars?

They crucified me.

[the-muppet-joker]

Heh... you wanna know how I got these scars?

They crucified me.

[alexandria-thornton]

🏳️‍⚧️

[croaker-conspiracies]

Kermit on the cross