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147 lbs of Sarcasm

@its-jake-king

Jacob "Jake" King|| 17 || Taken by one Olivia Thompson || Silenda Island|| Hiding from the truth, Searching for answers

6,247 posts

Jun 25, 2014

Have I ever mentioned how much I love you?

Once or twice, maybe.

Well, I reeeeeeeeeeally love you. Like a lot.

Jun 25, 2014

Can we do that tonight?

I don’t know. Maybe. It all depends on whether or not your son decides to stay asleep.

Have I ever mentioned how much I love you?

Jun 25, 2014

Good. Now, about that whole tying you to the bed thing?

What about it?

Can we do that tonight?

Jun 25, 2014

But you will have a day off.

I’m really not all that concerned with having a day off but I also gave up on arguing about it.

Good. Now, about that whole tying you to the bed thing?

Jun 25, 2014

I’ll let Ally watch him at the bar and I’ll check in on him.

Okay….

But you will have a day off.

Jun 24, 2014

But it’s gonna happen.

So what’s the plan then? Who’s watching Noah?

I'll let Ally watch him at the bar and I'll check in on him.

Jun 24, 2014

You’re just being a mom, Liv.

Still…

But it's gonna happen.

Jun 24, 2014

…

I’m worrying too much. Sorry. I’ll stop. You have everything under control.

You're just being a mom, Liv.

Jun 24, 2014

You know they won’t mind.

I know they won’t mind which is why I don’t want you to ask. I know they’ll say yes even when they don’t actually want to watch him.

...

Jun 24, 2014

Do you want me to drop him at Kaydence’s?

No. They have enough to deal with without having to worry about chasing Noah around.

You know they won't mind.

Jun 24, 2014

Then what are you worried about?

The fact that our son is going to be behind a bar and I don’t care how well she can multitask. If she looms away for 2.5 seconds, who knows what he could get into?

Do you want me to drop him at Kaydence's?

Jun 24, 2014

He loves her.

I know he does. That’s not what I’m worried about.

Then what are you worried about?

Jun 24, 2014

She can multitask.

….Okay…

He loves her.

Jun 24, 2014

Bartender loves him, she can watch him while I work.

And who’s gonna watch him if someone decides to order a drink at 10 in the morning?

She can multitask.

Jun 24, 2014

Eh, life.

What are you even gonna do with Noah all day?

Bartender loves him, she can watch him while I work.

Jun 24, 2014

I know.

Sometimes it makes me wanna kick you.

Eh, life.

Jun 24, 2014

Yup.

You’re so stubborn.

I know.

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