Jason McCann

Hey. The name's Jason Mccann. Friends call me Jase. Captain of the Football Team.

[cecejfc]

Thank you Jason!

[its-jason-mccann]

What can I say? I'm just that awesome

[cecejfc]

Oh my gosh, yes!

[its-jason-mccann]

Alright. That'll be your Christmas present

[cecejfc]

I know but still!

[its-jason-mccann]

How about I get you one of those fake snow machines? Then will you be happy?

[cecejfc]

I really want snow!

[its-jason-mccann]

They don't have snow in California, sadly

[stfuitsethan]

That’s probably a very good idea!

[its-jason-mccann]

Come pick me up and carry me

[j-nsnovv]

I do not judge you for that at all.

[its-jason-mccann]

Thank you kind sir

[stfuitsethan]

But shush, I have to wait until tomorrow too.

[its-jason-mccann]

Then I think I should just stay in your room until tomorrow

[j-nsnovv]

That is disgusting. 

[its-jason-mccann]

Yeah..which is why I now take the stairs

[j-nsnovv]

Shout out to the prick who left the tinsel at the top of the stairs.

[its-jason-mccann]

The same fucker who decides to shit in the elevator

[stfuitsethan]

You’ll have to wait until tomorrow!

[its-jason-mccann]

B-But...But James that's so far away

[wildflowerrps]

That would be very nice!

[its-jason-mccann]

Unless I get lazy. In which case mr. fish for halloween can make it for me

[stfuitsethan]

How about 16? One for every day that’s it’s not Christmas yet.

[its-jason-mccann]

You so get me

[wildflowerrps]

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[stfuitsethan]

Well I’ll probably buy a bunch of other advent calendars tomorrow.

[its-jason-mccann]

But me one. or two. or maybe three. or five. how about ten..maybe twenty just for good measures. 

[stfuitsethan]

It’s just the thought of chocolate, I HAVE to open them all.

[its-jason-mccann]

I hope you saved me some 

[natebye-blog]

What if we were living on a speck of dust that was living on another speck of dust?

[its-jason-mccann]

Stop. My mind can't handle this, baby. Nope. Stop. Brb. Jumping off a cliff

[liarobles-deactivated20140405]

I hate everything right now

[its-jason-mccann]

What's wrong, Lia?