Jeff The Land Shark

The world’s cutest shark!

[its-jeff-the-shark]

Mrrrrrr! Ah-ha!

(Hiii I’m Jeff!!! I’m a land shark!)

Mrrrrrp!

(I was adopted by @we-love-redwing and they’re really cool!)

Mrrrp! Hehehe!

(I want to go around and spread happiness! But if you want to stop and say hi I will always say hi back!)

Mrrrrp! Mrrrr!

(If you are wondering how you can understand me it’s because I ate the infinity stones and got some of the powers! It’s how I can do all the cool stuff you see me doing!)

(Owner of blog is a minor!!! Nsfw acc's dont interact!)

[its-jeff-the-shark]

Who's your favorite avenger?

Mrrrp! Mrrr!

(I like Hawkeye! He’s friends with Kate!)

[not-a-vigilante]

"Uhh.. here's a list of who can Actually represent me in a court

Dude..my dog

Peace

Mayhem

Quackers.

Jeff the landshark..never actually met him, but he can. "

[its-jeff-the-shark]

Mrrp!

(Don’t know how good I’d be but I’d be honored!)

[not-a-vigilante]

"Whoa! It's Jeff the landshark! You're so cool!" :D

[its-jeff-the-shark]

Mrrr!

(Awww thanks!)

[not-a-vigilante]

"Uhh.. here's a list of who can Actually represent me in a court

Dude..my dog

Peace

Mayhem

Quackers.

Jeff the landshark..never actually met him, but he can. "

[its-jeff-the-shark]

Mrrp!

(Don’t know how good I’d be but I’d be honored!)

[its-jeff-the-shark]

Mrrrp! Mrrrrp! Mrrr?

(Hey! You look like me! Is this some multiverse stuff?)

[theloosestcann0n]

MRRRR!!!

(WADE!!!)

@its-jeff-the-shark

GASP!

MY FINNED FRIEND!!! Get over here, Jeffy boy!

[its-jeff-the-shark]

MRRRRRR!!!

(I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!)

[theloosestcann0n]

I MISSED YOU MORE, LIL BUDDY! Say, how’s about we take a ride on my magic school bus and get some food later, to celebrate our GRAND REUNION!

[its-jeff-the-shark]

MRRR! Mrrrrp?

(YEAH! Chimichangas?)

[theloosestcann0n]

You know me so well, buddy. I’ve taught you well.

[its-jeff-the-shark]

Mrrrp!

(Yay!)

[theloosestcann0n]

MRRRR!!!

(WADE!!!)

@its-jeff-the-shark

GASP!

MY FINNED FRIEND!!! Get over here, Jeffy boy!

[its-jeff-the-shark]

MRRRRRR!!!

(I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!)

[theloosestcann0n]

I MISSED YOU MORE, LIL BUDDY! Say, how’s about we take a ride on my magic school bus and get some food later, to celebrate our GRAND REUNION!

[its-jeff-the-shark]

MRRR! Mrrrrp?

(YEAH! Chimichangas?)

[theloosestcann0n]

MRRRR!!!

(WADE!!!)

@its-jeff-the-shark

GASP!

MY FINNED FRIEND!!! Get over here, Jeffy boy!

[its-jeff-the-shark]

MRRRRRR!!!

(I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!)

[lemmon-reef]

real team up

[deadpool-of-dc]

@its-jeff-the-shark

[its-jeff-the-shark]

Mrrr!

(I robbed someone for their sandwich!)

[its-jeff-the-shark]

MRRRRRRP!!! MRRRRR!!!

(WADE IS FINALLY IN THE RIVALS!!! IM SO HAPPY!!!)

[deadpool-of-dc]

TOGETHER AGAIN MY DUDE 🥹

[its-jeff-the-shark]

MRRRRR!!!

(YAYYYYYY!!!)

[its-jeff-the-shark]

MRRRRRRP!!! MRRRRR!!!

(WADE IS FINALLY IN THE RIVALS!!! IM SO HAPPY!!!)

[its-jeff-the-shark]

Mrrr! Mrrrp!

(Tomorrow is Halloween! I’m gonna go out in my scariest costume!)

Rawr!

[its-jeff-the-shark]

Mrrrp!

(Guess who’s back!)

[its-jeff-the-shark]

*gasps dramatically*

JEFF!

i love jeff

Mrrrrp!

(I love you too!)

[mcublogfinder]

Marvel Rivals Blogs

note: blogs in italics are CONFIRMED to be run by a minor.

@centralparknutcase (Doreen Green/Squirrel Girl) @cryoheartedpopstar (Luna Snow) @its-jeff-the-shark (Jeff The Landshark) @karmicgold (Adam Warlock)

[its-jeff-the-shark]

Hello Jeff! It is me, Cosmo coming over to say hi!! It is pleasure to see you on here!

-- @goodgirlcosmo

Mrrrrp! Mrrr!

(Hi cosmo!! How are you!!)

[goodgirlcosmo-deactivated202509]

I am good, thank you! How are you?

[its-jeff-the-shark]

Mrrrp! Mrrr?

(I’m great! Hey, is it true that you went up in space?)

[goodgirlcosmo-deactivated202509]

Yep! I am still in space though with Guardians. Well, most of them. Peter went back to Earth and Mantis went... somewhere. Cannot remember where though...

[its-jeff-the-shark]

Mrrrrp! Mrrr!

(I think I saw mantis at my last battle! She gave me a pat on the head and healed a cut on my arm!)

[its-jeff-the-shark]

Hello Jeff! It is me, Cosmo coming over to say hi!! It is pleasure to see you on here!

-- @goodgirlcosmo

Mrrrrp! Mrrr!

(Hi cosmo!! How are you!!)

[goodgirlcosmo-deactivated202509]

I am good, thank you! How are you?

[its-jeff-the-shark]

Mrrrp! Mrrr?

(I’m great! Hey, is it true that you went up in space?)