I Get Really Pranky When I Drink

I'm Jim Halpert. I'm currently back in the oh so great town of Scranton, working in sales at Dunder Mifflin, but I'd rather not bore you with the details of that. I'm happily dating Pam, she's the most amazing girl I've ever met. She's perfect, and I've never loved anyone like I do her, and I never will. Any questions? Screen name: JDHalpert OOC: This is an RP account based around season 3/4-ish of The Office!  Confessing their love

[its-jimhalpert]

ooc: Is anybody getting my IMs at all, orr?

[phoebetonkers]

Do you even know what this is?  It is a fitness orb and it has completely changed my life.

[plasticpiranhas]

[its-jimhalpert]

Hello Jim. It has been awhile since we talked.

Clearly it has.

[its-jimhalpert]

ooc: Uh so my chat isn't like working right now? Like AIM signed me out, and then kept telling me I couldn't log back in on my phone. So I went to my computer to sign on, and it was like, "You've tried signing in too many times, try again in a few minutes." So I did, and then it was like, "RATE LIMIT EXCEEDED WAIT A FEW MINUTES." And it's been like that for half an hour now...

SO PAM I DIDN'T SIGN OUT ON YOU, MY AIM ISN'T LETTING ME BACK ON TONIGHT UGH

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[its-jimhalpert]

[Jim Halpert 11:50 PM says]: I love yo [Jim Halpert 11:50 PM says]: *you

[Pamela Beesly 11:50 PM says]: Whose yo? [Pamela Beesly 11:51 PM says]: Are you cheating on me with yo?

[Jim Halpert 11:51 PM says]: Uh maybe I was trying to come inconstant with my younger, gangster side, thus the yo

[Pamela Beesly 11:52 PM says]: OH. Right. You and your GANGSTER side. Yup. That's how you are.

[Jim Halpert 11:52 PM says]: Don't, don't judge

[Pamela Beesly 11:53 PM says]: I don't know, Jim. I forgot how gangster you were..

[420ish]

[queenbetsy]

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[its-jimhalpert]

michaelgscarn replied to your post: michaelgscarn replied to your post: Jim, don’t you...

Using my mangina!

Use your what on my baby sister?

Choose your words carefully here, Michael...

[raiseusfromperdition]

[rat42069]

[its-jimhalpert]

michaelgscarn replied to your post: Jim, don’t you have a hot sister?

I didn’t say I was going to date her - You don’t need to date for what I have in mind!

And what do you have in mind, Michael!?

[its-jimhalpert]

Goodnight Jim. Sleep good. I'll be watching.

Uh...you're watching me...?