livin' la vida loca

betsy | 27 | my cat | tall | not really on here much so follow me on twitter @betsysaidwhat

[queenbetsy]

Friday’s got you like.....

[queenbetsy]

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[queenbetsy]

It’s nice to come to a social media site and not see anything about the recent school shooting. I cry every time I read something or watch a video

[streetlifemanifesto]

Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep

[sarapsys]

maybe morning me wouldn’t be such a dick if that flaky bitch evening me had gone to bed instead of tumblring til butts oclock int he morning

[bigmouthlass]

Well evening me might have fallen asleep at a reasonable hour if that dumbass afternoon me hadn’t lain down for a “little nap” that lasted four hours.

[bane-of-technology]

[foodstimming]

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Pizza is my Valentine, unless any of y'all would like to volunteer for the position. 😳 By thehayleycakes on IG

[queenofthedorks]

Okay, but their typography game is on point. I mean it takes a lot of practice to hand letter with a chalk or a brush. Hand lettering with a piping bag is next level. 

[1979semifinalist]

WOW.

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

Before vs After Adoption

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[monkeysaysficus]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via Li4mricee)

[tastefullyoffensive]

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The uncatchable stick.

[your-instructions-from-moscow]

if you’re reading this, it’s too late

I already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. there’s nothing you can do to stop them

[everystarstorm]

This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

[awesome-picz]

Asshole Cats Being Shamed For Their Crimes.

[eminentauthenticity]

sorry this is so much better than the dog one 

[realifedreamgirl]

pika pika. bitch

[sergei-rachie]

girl: *recording self in mirror* “so I was just casually walkin’ around my-”

voice: *unidentified murmuring in the background*

girl: *screeching* “嗄？I’m recording!”

girl: *resumes* “-and guess what I f-”

voice: *more unidentified murmuring in the background*

girl: “錄緊影啊!”

voice: *louder, but still unidentified calling in cantonese*

girl: *continues, ignoring voice* “guess what I found in my pocket mm mm mm”

girl: *takes out poke ball* “pika pika”

girl: *poke ball springs open* “bitch”

[queenbetsy]

I searched my side blog for it. Instead I reblogged a bunch of other shit

[queenbetsy]

i’m going to a “nerd” themed party and these are my ideas… which one should i do?

[queenbetsy]

WHERE ARE THOSE BLUE LEGGINGS

[queenbetsy]

We had a favorite Disney character theme party

[queenbetsy]

I just rediscovered my zebra onesie pjs

[queenbetsy]

I don't know what happened to these

[queenbetsy]

how i feel about mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, and fridays….

[queenbetsy]