happy birthday to me

sizzling, sexy & off-the-thermometer hot since 1995

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"This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively but if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll be here tomorrow to high five you yesterday, my friend, peace."

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bitch (a poem)

you don't love chicks piso would resent this but you know we love you bitch

happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that's 18 exclamation points bitch

- jej

p.s. sorry this is so awkward #itried #hashtagontumblr #cutswrist

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It's your birthday?!

Hey AJ roommate! I didn't know it was your birthday today. But still, Happy Birthday! This is the first time I actually touched Tumblr, so...

Anyways, I haven't seen you in a long time. Hope I could visit the Ateneo in ever.

Hope you enjoy celebrating the day that you were... uhmm... 'ejected' into reality.

I don't have much to say; I'm not exactly good at giving birthday messages and stuff. But you're legal now. So yay.

Go drinking, dancing, have fun, just don't go 'ejecting' babies into the world and stuff.

Oh, and

Anyways, Happy Birthday!

- N

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Hi i just wanted to tell you that I don't think anyone understands me as well as you do

(hope that doesn't ruin your day)

ok so, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU SCREWED-UP GENIUS!!! here's to more years of keeping people guessing if we're drunk or not!

Love, josh-without-the-penis

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This is only dirty-related and not actually dirty, because I'm a good girl O:) and I like infographics

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a few birthday gifs for you

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Hey, Nerd

Hey Josheeeeey! >:)< Happy, happy birthday! You're 18 already and you're still shorter than me... :( Haha! Sorry, I shouldn't be saying things like that to someone on their birthday... =)) It's been a really long time since I last saw and talked to you and I really miss your nerdiness... Hope you had a good birthday and I wish you luck on all your endeavors! WE REALLY NEED TO TALK SOON... Just because... :)) You were one of my first AJ friends and it sucked growing apart! Haha. *drama* Enjoy adulthood, you creep. >:D<

Lots of love,

Kathy :)

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Wanna try this? >:)

I'm too pure to say something dirty. <<<Hope you find this funny. :> LOL 

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Hey josh happy birthday. Hope you have a fan-fucking-tastic one. May you be showered by (incongruously) nubile dollies, vodka shots, and (less incongruously) scientific calculators, you messed up nerd.

-dick

Shit I meant duck

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#@pPy b!r+#d@y ?0$# !!! 3#3#3#hHzxZz.

$+!lL $3x!3r +#@n U.

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Hey Joshyyyyyyyyyy!

Even though you like to sleep in class or you do not take down notes during math/chem (and just stares at the blackboard), u are still one of the smartest person i hab evarrrrrrrrr known.

Happy Happy Birthdayyyyy Uyheng! Stay as an owsam creature, continue crafting your stalking skillzzz (HAHAHAHAHA) and stayyy smarttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!! I wish you all the best and more blessings to come! >>>>>>:DDDDDDDD<<<<<<

-seed

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Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A: A mental block. 

  you redefine cool you amazing freakoid

forever awesome,  ica

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Oh My Glob, it's Josh's Birthday :O  Happy Birthday Josh, may God bless you on your special day. I wish you the best in all your endeavors. Good luck with everything and may you have a great year ahead of you. Now that you're 18 IT'S ADVENTURE TIME !!! if you know what I mean ;) ;) ;)  Haha JK I don't even know what I'm trying to imply ... or do I HAHA !!! :D :)) Sorry so sabaw, anyways happy birthday :) - Jet Violago 

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Oh and if that wasn't kind of obvious, it's Jess. =)))  Here. Watch dis. It's alatta fan. 

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THIS TOO, JOSHIE. WATCH THIS TOO. 

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HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOSHIE! Thank you so much for being a really awesome and ass-kickin' blockmate and friend! thank you so much for helping me with math huhuhu srsly. you're one of the coolest people to ever parade the earth. i will always be grateful for your kind and beautiful words. have a blast on your birthday! meanwhile here's a random cat gif =) --Rox