Hey yall
I’m Shrub, 31F, housewife, MILF, bi/pan, monogamous, married, and not interested 🤙🏻
🫶🏻 MDNI. Anyone younger than 21 do not interact, if you do it’s a block. No age on your page, instant block. Blank/inactive blogs, pedos, racists, and dick wagons, you can fuck off too.
🫶🏻 backup blog is @its-always-shrub
🫶🏻 I block super easy. NO I’m not trying to roleplay, or have any sexual conversation with you. All my horny text posts are about the husband, and are not an invitation.
🫶🏻Don’t expect a lot. This place is NSFW 50% of the time, the rest is shitposting. There’s no rhyme or reason to it. You’ll find random kinks here, so this is your TW. All my personal posts can be found under #me for photos or #text for my blabbing.
🫶🏻 DM’s are open to moots only. For everyone else, the ask or submissions box is always open.
🫶🏻 Feel free to reblog my personal stuff! (I love positive attention!) Just keep your own commentary in the tags! Please and thank you!
As always, do whatever you want, just don’t be a dick ✌🏼
(Old blog stuff can be found under #old blog text and #old blog pic)
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