Twilight

Twilight obsessed nerd remembering the good old vampire days

[everybodygoaway]

[edwardskhakipants]

I 🤍 rainy weekends. It gives me the excuse to read and make books

[panlight]

Basically my two biggest unpopular but harmless fandom opinions are:

"Olympic Coven" makes no sense. They're the Cullen Coven.

Jasper doesn't feel other vampires' thirsts. Thirst isn't an emotion.

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3. *Pregnant Bella needs to continuously drink blood to stay alive* Where do we put the empty half filled blood bags? Oh I know!! In the kitchen garbage where Jasper lives and walks past every day! It’ll be perfect

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“You’ve been lying to everyone!!”

*clears throat*

*cracks knuckles*

*checks list*

“Charlie…………………………….”

*closes list*

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THEN. STOP. TAKING. YOUR. ANGER. OUT. ON. BELLA. !!!!!

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“You’ve been lying to everyone!! Charlie…

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So you’re telling me that Edward and Bella constantly fought over whether Edward has the willpower to change her and not suck her blood for 3 and a half books when he ends up just giving her a shot of his venom in the end??? Like this guy was really out here causing unnecessary problems for everyone I-I just can’t-

[stepheniemeyer]

It’s because I didn’t think of the shot until I was writing Breaking Dawn. You guys think I plan things ahead? Please! I don’t think of plot points until I’m writing the scene they’re in.

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Umm...IS THIS STEPHENIE MEYER?!?!

[stepheniemeyer]

Yes

[emoblingees]

salvaged this glorious article from my art class from the magazine bin (which is why someone has cut out a chunk) 

[lose-your-fuckin-illusion]

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Me reading the twilight books when I was 11

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[twilight-midnightsun]

[mywifeisaworm]

Oh, to have the confidence of Jacob Black. Being turned down time after time and still holding on to the delusion that Bella secretly loves him and that he's the man for her.

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Showing up the day of her wedding and having his own private dance with her after ditching her for months and not saying a peep??? The confidence

[micahrats]

I know god is not real cus Edward left Italy unscathed, unharmed and suffering no repercussions whatsoever

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Editors: “so what should we do for new moon?”

Stephenie Meyer: *sees that one episode of Spongebob where Sandy forces herself into dangerous situations before she has to go into hibernation*

Stephenie Meyer: “I got it”

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How did Bella know the tickets and illegal license were for Jacob and Renesmee? And not her or Edward and Renesmee? How did Alice know Bella would figure it out? And where did the golden onion end up??? These are the questions I need answers to

[thevolturidiaries]

I’ve decided my favourite part of breaking dawn pt 2 is when Charlie swings a ten year old Mackenzie Foy around and then remarks on how big she is getting as if Renesmee wasn’t legit a baby like 12 minutes ago lmao

[rose-lily-hale]

Charlie “My life is already so weird, so why not” Swan

[fearthefuzzybear]

oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

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Oh, Edward would love this