I will claim what is mine! I'm a literal monster!
Hello Hatchetfield High! It's your prized quarterback Max Jägerman aka the Jägermeister!
I saw that a couple losers had their own blogs on here so I decided I would make my own to compete
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I will claim what is mine! I'm a literal monster!
Hello Hatchetfield High! It's your prized quarterback Max Jägerman aka the Jägermeister!
I saw that a couple losers had their own blogs on here so I decided I would make my own to compete
for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
@notaloserr
welp I've eaten both @littlemissruth and @notaloserr
well ive eaten u too soo (  ̄ー ̄)ノ
waut whats ur high score??
24
I'm so fucking shit at this game but it's so addictive
welp I've eaten both @littlemissruth and @notaloserr
always talking abt anime call me card-yaptor sakura
lolz - @notaloserr
what happened to that cat to make it so angry? 😭😭😭
its u so idk man u tell me (*^3^*)
its only a kitten
Little bro's barely been living and he already mad
lolz - @notaloserr
what happened to that cat to make it so angry? 😭😭😭
ooc: gang gang should I randomly switch between being ghost Max and living Max or nah?
@littlemissruth @notaloserr you guys know if Peter's on here?
I got a gift for him
every day i thannnnk gawdd football szn is over
i hate wearing that mascot suit at games. i mean its cool n whtvr but also it has ZERO airflow. when i tell you my binder has perma sweat stains from it i mean it
Do you wanna elaborate on it being "cool"?
max
i have SEVERAL handmade hatsune miku cosplays and i regularly watch mlp: fim
why woukd u think im NOT a furry??
every day i thannnnk gawdd football szn is over
i hate wearing that mascot suit at games. i mean its cool n whtvr but also it has ZERO airflow. when i tell you my binder has perma sweat stains from it i mean it
Do you wanna elaborate on it being "cool"?
Okay, I feel like I owe you guys an update though I need more advice…again…
I listened to all of your advice, but specifically took action to the advice that a wonderful person that I think goes by the name nohbdynocrime? Correct me if I’m wrong; and I got together Richie, Ruth, Peter, and surprisingly Stephanie to test Max. Though, it didn’t go as planned.
Everything was going fine until Steph unfortunately had to stop Max from getting too violent, but Max acted very odd and was..grateful for the test? Strange I thought, until the floorboards suddenly caved and he fell!! Luckily I acted quickly and my body seemed to have a mind of its own when running to successfully catch Max and we all collectively pulled him out of the hole. He could have died!!! But the worse part is, it didn’t make the confusing feelings go away at all! If anything it made them stronger!! I feel like im dying but for some reason a part of me doesn’t want these feelings to go away?? What do I do…
push the feelings like wayyyyy deep down inside and any time they come up again just ignore them and pretend theyre not making you nauseated thats what i do when i have a really weird and confusing crush on someone :3
Thank you so much Richie but that’s what i’ve been doing!! It’s becoming impossible to ignore and push down to the point where I feel like im going to explode! Doesn’t help that everytime I see him and talk to him and he calls me that crude nickname those butterflies seem to intensify 10 times worse…. Is this seriously what a crush feels like..? ugh…I’ll try my best…😞
hmmm......
you could always just try confessing. it's not like max would ever reject you or anything
But i’ve never confessed to anyone before! I don’t know what to do!! Also how would you know that? I’m not even sure if he likes me like that, heck I still have to talk to my parents about this too!!!
i mean.... he doesn't exactly try to hide it? plus he talks about you alllllll the time at practice. im..... not good repeat any of the stuff he says but he. likes you. for sure. f(^ー^;
..He does? Well now i’m curious about what he says.. But this gives me at least some hope..! I think.
Oh crud. Hi..
What were you just saying about me Grace?
Nothing! No idea what you’re talking about.
Ok then
Keep telling yourself that girl
*sigh*
Actually, Max. I do need to tell you something, I guess.
Alright
Spit it out then Chastity
Ok first of all its Chasity, I still don’t understand where people keep getting the extra T from. Second of all, I suppose I should tell you that I’ve been considering that date that you’ve always wanted to take me on but now im reconsidering if you can’t get my last name correct.
Autocorrect gave me the extra T
Oh, alright then that’s understandable. Then it’s final, i’ll go on a date with you, but no funny business alright.
Maybe i’ll even let you carry my books, but thats as far as you’re getting for right now.
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO!!!
Language…
Let's frickin go?
Better! We’ll get there eventually.
Now what do you have in mind for the date? I’m curious.
uhhh
Idk
Okay, I feel like I owe you guys an update though I need more advice…again…
I listened to all of your advice, but specifically took action to the advice that a wonderful person that I think goes by the name nohbdynocrime? Correct me if I’m wrong; and I got together Richie, Ruth, Peter, and surprisingly Stephanie to test Max. Though, it didn’t go as planned.
Everything was going fine until Steph unfortunately had to stop Max from getting too violent, but Max acted very odd and was..grateful for the test? Strange I thought, until the floorboards suddenly caved and he fell!! Luckily I acted quickly and my body seemed to have a mind of its own when running to successfully catch Max and we all collectively pulled him out of the hole. He could have died!!! But the worse part is, it didn’t make the confusing feelings go away at all! If anything it made them stronger!! I feel like im dying but for some reason a part of me doesn’t want these feelings to go away?? What do I do…
push the feelings like wayyyyy deep down inside and any time they come up again just ignore them and pretend theyre not making you nauseated thats what i do when i have a really weird and confusing crush on someone :3
Thank you so much Richie but that’s what i’ve been doing!! It’s becoming impossible to ignore and push down to the point where I feel like im going to explode! Doesn’t help that everytime I see him and talk to him and he calls me that crude nickname those butterflies seem to intensify 10 times worse…. Is this seriously what a crush feels like..? ugh…I’ll try my best…😞
hmmm......
you could always just try confessing. it's not like max would ever reject you or anything
But i’ve never confessed to anyone before! I don’t know what to do!! Also how would you know that? I’m not even sure if he likes me like that, heck I still have to talk to my parents about this too!!!
i mean.... he doesn't exactly try to hide it? plus he talks about you alllllll the time at practice. im..... not good repeat any of the stuff he says but he. likes you. for sure. f(^ー^;
..He does? Well now i’m curious about what he says.. But this gives me at least some hope..! I think.
Oh crud. Hi..
What were you just saying about me Grace?
Nothing! No idea what you’re talking about.
Ok then
Keep telling yourself that girl
*sigh*
Actually, Max. I do need to tell you something, I guess.
Alright
Spit it out then Chastity
Ok first of all its Chasity, I still don’t understand where people keep getting the extra T from. Second of all, I suppose I should tell you that I’ve been considering that date that you’ve always wanted to take me on but now im reconsidering if you can’t get my last name correct.
Autocorrect gave me the extra T
Oh, alright then that’s understandable. Then it’s final, i’ll go on a date with you, but no funny business alright.
Maybe i’ll even let you carry my books, but thats as far as you’re getting for right now.
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO!!!
Language…
Let's frickin go?
Okay, I feel like I owe you guys an update though I need more advice…again…
I listened to all of your advice, but specifically took action to the advice that a wonderful person that I think goes by the name nohbdynocrime? Correct me if I’m wrong; and I got together Richie, Ruth, Peter, and surprisingly Stephanie to test Max. Though, it didn’t go as planned.
Everything was going fine until Steph unfortunately had to stop Max from getting too violent, but Max acted very odd and was..grateful for the test? Strange I thought, until the floorboards suddenly caved and he fell!! Luckily I acted quickly and my body seemed to have a mind of its own when running to successfully catch Max and we all collectively pulled him out of the hole. He could have died!!! But the worse part is, it didn’t make the confusing feelings go away at all! If anything it made them stronger!! I feel like im dying but for some reason a part of me doesn’t want these feelings to go away?? What do I do…
push the feelings like wayyyyy deep down inside and any time they come up again just ignore them and pretend theyre not making you nauseated thats what i do when i have a really weird and confusing crush on someone :3
Thank you so much Richie but that’s what i’ve been doing!! It’s becoming impossible to ignore and push down to the point where I feel like im going to explode! Doesn’t help that everytime I see him and talk to him and he calls me that crude nickname those butterflies seem to intensify 10 times worse…. Is this seriously what a crush feels like..? ugh…I’ll try my best…😞
hmmm......
you could always just try confessing. it's not like max would ever reject you or anything
But i’ve never confessed to anyone before! I don’t know what to do!! Also how would you know that? I’m not even sure if he likes me like that, heck I still have to talk to my parents about this too!!!
i mean.... he doesn't exactly try to hide it? plus he talks about you alllllll the time at practice. im..... not good repeat any of the stuff he says but he. likes you. for sure. f(^ー^;
..He does? Well now i’m curious about what he says.. But this gives me at least some hope..! I think.
Oh crud. Hi..
What were you just saying about me Grace?
Nothing! No idea what you’re talking about.
Ok then
Keep telling yourself that girl
*sigh*
Actually, Max. I do need to tell you something, I guess.
Alright
Spit it out then Chastity
Ok first of all its Chasity, I still don’t understand where people keep getting the extra T from. Second of all, I suppose I should tell you that I’ve been considering that date that you’ve always wanted to take me on but now im reconsidering if you can’t get my last name correct.
Autocorrect gave me the extra T
Oh, alright then that’s understandable. Then it’s final, i’ll go on a date with you, but no funny business alright.
Maybe i’ll even let you carry my books, but thats as far as you’re getting for right now.
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO!!!
Okay, I feel like I owe you guys an update though I need more advice…again…
I listened to all of your advice, but specifically took action to the advice that a wonderful person that I think goes by the name nohbdynocrime? Correct me if I’m wrong; and I got together Richie, Ruth, Peter, and surprisingly Stephanie to test Max. Though, it didn’t go as planned.
Everything was going fine until Steph unfortunately had to stop Max from getting too violent, but Max acted very odd and was..grateful for the test? Strange I thought, until the floorboards suddenly caved and he fell!! Luckily I acted quickly and my body seemed to have a mind of its own when running to successfully catch Max and we all collectively pulled him out of the hole. He could have died!!! But the worse part is, it didn’t make the confusing feelings go away at all! If anything it made them stronger!! I feel like im dying but for some reason a part of me doesn’t want these feelings to go away?? What do I do…
push the feelings like wayyyyy deep down inside and any time they come up again just ignore them and pretend theyre not making you nauseated thats what i do when i have a really weird and confusing crush on someone :3
Thank you so much Richie but that’s what i’ve been doing!! It’s becoming impossible to ignore and push down to the point where I feel like im going to explode! Doesn’t help that everytime I see him and talk to him and he calls me that crude nickname those butterflies seem to intensify 10 times worse…. Is this seriously what a crush feels like..? ugh…I’ll try my best…😞
hmmm......
you could always just try confessing. it's not like max would ever reject you or anything
But i’ve never confessed to anyone before! I don’t know what to do!! Also how would you know that? I’m not even sure if he likes me like that, heck I still have to talk to my parents about this too!!!
i mean.... he doesn't exactly try to hide it? plus he talks about you alllllll the time at practice. im..... not good repeat any of the stuff he says but he. likes you. for sure. f(^ー^;
..He does? Well now i’m curious about what he says.. But this gives me at least some hope..! I think.
Oh crud. Hi..
What were you just saying about me Grace?
Nothing! No idea what you’re talking about.
Ok then
Keep telling yourself that girl
*sigh*
Actually, Max. I do need to tell you something, I guess.
Alright
Spit it out then Chastity
Ok first of all its Chasity, I still don’t understand where people keep getting the extra T from. Second of all, I suppose I should tell you that I’ve been considering that date that you’ve always wanted to take me on but now im reconsidering if you can’t get my last name correct.
Autocorrect gave me the extra T
Okay, I feel like I owe you guys an update though I need more advice…again…
I listened to all of your advice, but specifically took action to the advice that a wonderful person that I think goes by the name nohbdynocrime? Correct me if I’m wrong; and I got together Richie, Ruth, Peter, and surprisingly Stephanie to test Max. Though, it didn’t go as planned.
Everything was going fine until Steph unfortunately had to stop Max from getting too violent, but Max acted very odd and was..grateful for the test? Strange I thought, until the floorboards suddenly caved and he fell!! Luckily I acted quickly and my body seemed to have a mind of its own when running to successfully catch Max and we all collectively pulled him out of the hole. He could have died!!! But the worse part is, it didn’t make the confusing feelings go away at all! If anything it made them stronger!! I feel like im dying but for some reason a part of me doesn’t want these feelings to go away?? What do I do…
push the feelings like wayyyyy deep down inside and any time they come up again just ignore them and pretend theyre not making you nauseated thats what i do when i have a really weird and confusing crush on someone :3
Thank you so much Richie but that’s what i’ve been doing!! It’s becoming impossible to ignore and push down to the point where I feel like im going to explode! Doesn’t help that everytime I see him and talk to him and he calls me that crude nickname those butterflies seem to intensify 10 times worse…. Is this seriously what a crush feels like..? ugh…I’ll try my best…😞
hmmm......
you could always just try confessing. it's not like max would ever reject you or anything
But i’ve never confessed to anyone before! I don’t know what to do!! Also how would you know that? I’m not even sure if he likes me like that, heck I still have to talk to my parents about this too!!!
i mean.... he doesn't exactly try to hide it? plus he talks about you alllllll the time at practice. im..... not good repeat any of the stuff he says but he. likes you. for sure. f(^ー^;
..He does? Well now i’m curious about what he says.. But this gives me at least some hope..! I think.
Oh crud. Hi..
What were you just saying about me Grace?
Nothing! No idea what you’re talking about.
Ok then
Keep telling yourself that girl
*sigh*
Actually, Max. I do need to tell you something, I guess.
Alright
Spit it out then Chastity
Okay, I feel like I owe you guys an update though I need more advice…again…
I listened to all of your advice, but specifically took action to the advice that a wonderful person that I think goes by the name nohbdynocrime? Correct me if I’m wrong; and I got together Richie, Ruth, Peter, and surprisingly Stephanie to test Max. Though, it didn’t go as planned.
Everything was going fine until Steph unfortunately had to stop Max from getting too violent, but Max acted very odd and was..grateful for the test? Strange I thought, until the floorboards suddenly caved and he fell!! Luckily I acted quickly and my body seemed to have a mind of its own when running to successfully catch Max and we all collectively pulled him out of the hole. He could have died!!! But the worse part is, it didn’t make the confusing feelings go away at all! If anything it made them stronger!! I feel like im dying but for some reason a part of me doesn’t want these feelings to go away?? What do I do…
push the feelings like wayyyyy deep down inside and any time they come up again just ignore them and pretend theyre not making you nauseated thats what i do when i have a really weird and confusing crush on someone :3
Thank you so much Richie but that’s what i’ve been doing!! It’s becoming impossible to ignore and push down to the point where I feel like im going to explode! Doesn’t help that everytime I see him and talk to him and he calls me that crude nickname those butterflies seem to intensify 10 times worse…. Is this seriously what a crush feels like..? ugh…I’ll try my best…😞
hmmm......
you could always just try confessing. it's not like max would ever reject you or anything
But i’ve never confessed to anyone before! I don’t know what to do!! Also how would you know that? I’m not even sure if he likes me like that, heck I still have to talk to my parents about this too!!!
i mean.... he doesn't exactly try to hide it? plus he talks about you alllllll the time at practice. im..... not good repeat any of the stuff he says but he. likes you. for sure. f(^ー^;
..He does? Well now i’m curious about what he says.. But this gives me at least some hope..! I think.
Oh crud. Hi..
What were you just saying about me Grace?
Nothing! No idea what you’re talking about.
Ok then
Keep telling yourself that girl