Not Passive, But Aggressive

27 year old New Jersey native. Cats, Harry Potter, Jason Mraz, Fall Out Boy, Flowers, and the Sims.

[yellowpoet]

My aesthetic: when you take off your glasses on a highway and all the lights go soft and smudged, a trail of amber behind you like a quiet afterthought

[troyetroyetroye]

My aesthetic: keeping my own glasses on so I can see the road and not die

[krappykrys]

[boredpanda]

How To Get Purrfect Body Using Your Cat

[babygirls-sweetsurrender]

:-D

[saber-toothed-kittens]

[walkinthepug]

[babygirls-sweetsurrender]

Pizza bliss.

[suspend]

[fiftyshadess]

Please

[itsabrittlemadness]

I wish you would...

[dreamsuggestion-deactivated2019]

always tired but never of you

[intimatevibing]

“Kiss her. Slowly, take your time, there’s no place you’d rather be. Kiss her but not like you’re waiting for something else, like your hands beneath her shirt or her skirt or tangled up in her bra straps. Nothing like that. Kiss her like you’ve forgotten any other mouth that your mouth has ever touched. Kiss her with a curious childish delight. Laugh into her mouth, inhale her sighs. Kiss her until she moans. Kiss her with her face in your hands. Or your hands in her hair. Or pulling her closer at the waist. Kiss her like you want to take her dancing. Like you want to spin her into an open arena and watch her look at you like you’re the brightest thing she’s ever seen. Kiss her like she’s the brightest thing you’ve ever seen. Take your time. Kiss her like the first and only piece of chocolate you’re ever going to taste. Kiss her until she forgets how to count. Kiss her silent. Come away, ask her what 2+2 is and listen to her say your name in answer.” —Azra Tabassum

(via intimatevibing)

[distractful]

My "stay in bed all day" game too strong

[althoughs]

rosé // from weheartit

[i-love-you-from-a-distance]

Being with you, is the only place I want to be right now.

(via i-love-you-from-a-distance)

[20somethingandstilllost]

It’s about who you miss at two in the afternoon when you’re busy, not two in the morning when you’re lonely.

unknown (via 20somethingandstilllost)

[madlori]

As requested, here is my attempt at a “Hot Guys on the Pens” post. YMMV. 

Top to bottom, left to right:

Sidney Crosby, Actual Disney Prince ™

Evgeni Malkin, giant Russian bear man

Kris Letang, “I’m not a model the camera just turned on”

Carl Hagelin, Swedish bikini model

Marc-Andre Fleury, smiley like SO smiley and also French-Canadian

Matt Murray, somewhat controversially but I am always a slut for the hipster-barista boys and it’s my post dammit

Conor Sheary, “not Clark Kent but an amazing facsimile”

Bryan Rust, for all your “hot guy on the Appalachian Trail” needs

Brian Dumoulin, for all your “snapback-wearing hockey bro” needs

Patric Hornqvist, Swedish fitness model

[naturaekos]

[indieteen]

[ruinedchildhood]

a pizza.

[nsfwtwenty-deactivated20181218]

[fuck-yourself-daily-deactivated]

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