welcome to my world

Hi, hello, hola, bonjour, sup. The names Alaric. I'm a pretty crazy bastard, so if I accidentally break something of yours... sorry.

[itsalaricwalker]

Been runnin' 'round this place for ages. Now, time to rest.

[no-evan]

A-Anything? 

[itsalaricwalker]

Anything.

[no-evan]

Thanks Alaric, you’re awesome.

[itsalaricwalker]

No problem, mate, anything for you.

[no-evan]

Please, it would mean a lot to me.

[itsalaricwalker]

Of course.

Now, first 'course of action, we check 'round where ya last had him.

[no-evan]

Alaric…it’s my stuffed bear.

[itsalaricwalker]

Oh, want me to help ya find him?

[no-evan]

I can’t find him…

[itsalaricwalker]

Who can't ya find, Con?

[katarinakrasny-blog]

Are you doubting my awesomeness?

… Alaric, what happened with Camila? I mean… since you’re here, I’m guessing something happened with you two? Mum found out I was calling you and threw a fit. She had me on lock down for months. But other than that I’ve been great. I haven’t been doing much, but it’s been good.

[itsalaricwalker]

Yes. Yes, I am.

Uh, she cheated. I don't really wanna talk 'bout it, Alice. Damn. I'm sorry, that must've sucked. But, I'm happy you're good.

[katarinakrasny-blog]

Boo yah, spiting the parents. Everyone loves me, it’s a fact.

But… how’ve you been? I’ve really missed you, Ric.

[itsalaricwalker]

Hmm... sure.

I've really missed you too, Ali. I've been good. I mean, now I'm good. What about you? Why'd you stop calling?

[katarinakrasny-blog]

I’m 19, I didn’t ask for their permission.

[itsalaricwalker]

I can imagine them now, they're probably fuming. This is why I love ya, sis.

[katarinakrasny-blog]

So welcoming, Ric.

[itsalaricwalker]

How'd you convince the parents to let you on here?

[nataliebtw-deactivated20140312]

Thank you. It’s tragic, really.

[itsalaricwalker]

You think if we ask for one it'll magically appear the next morning?

[nataliebtw-deactivated20140312]

In a house this big, there’s not even one piano. This is upsetting.

[itsalaricwalker]

I feel your pain.

[katarinakrasny-blog]

I hear we have to go on dates. I guess it’s time to interact with people. Hi, I’m Alice.

[katarinakrasny-blog]

[itsalaricwalker]

OH MY GOD. The fuck you doin' here, Ali?

[quiteacontroversialguardian]

I guess it's time to venture out.

[quiteacontroversialguardian]

Australia.

[itsalaricwalker]

Oh, oh, that's so cool! May I ask what it's like over there? I've always been curious.

[quiteacontroversialguardian]

I guess it's time to venture out.

[quiteacontroversialguardian]

It’s a pretty big adjustment. I swear I spent the majority of the last few days trying to get my body used to the time change.

[itsalaricwalker]

Oh, where did ya come from?

[itsalaricwalker]

are u gay?

Nope.

[itsalaricwalker]

well u asked for this. what size is ur butthole

After expertly trying to become a contortionist and check… I have no fucking idea.