okay but if your otp had a kid
which one would sneak that kid a cookie after the other parent said no
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okay but if your otp had a kid
which one would sneak that kid a cookie after the other parent said no
So I'm trying to keep myself awake (and online) for long periods of time, but I'm working six days in a row before a day off. So we'll see how that goes.
"Training" || Jeddie
She sighed, âWell, itâs your job to make sure I donât die.â She muttered trying to hide the blush that had crept across her face. She slowly got up, giving her cheeks a chance to cool off. âNow that youâve seen what I can do what are you going to teach me.â
"You're right, it is." Eddie let out a huff before he pulled himself off the ground and held his hand out of to Jill. "We'll work on your punches first. You need to pack more into those."
"Are you sneaking out on me?"
"Itâs not sneaking if I get caught. But no, Iâm not sneaking out. I was going to get something from my room. Okay, it was sort of sneaking out. But you were sleeping in my defense."
She laughed, âIâm okay, a movie is supposed to be enjoyed not analyzed.â
She cuddled, close eating her popcorn. âI actually like that you get to be the hero.â
 "I try to be the hero. Sometimes it doesn't work out the way I wanted to." Eddie wrapped his arms around her tighter, watching the movie, but was more focused on how comfortable she seemed.
I've been at work three and a half hours now and I already hate it. Black Friday sucks.
"Training" || Jeddie
Jill squealed as they fell. She âumphedâ from underneath him trying not to be away of his body on top of hers. âEDDIE!â
Almost instantly, his cheeks heated up. This was not part of the training plan, but he'd roll with it. "Minus the accident on my part, if you were in this situation during an attack, you'd be dead." Rolling off of her, he let himself lay on the ground next to her, trying to stop his stupid heart from beating so loud she could hear. It was seriously failing.
"Are you sneaking out on me?"
"Itâs not sneaking if I get caught. But no, Iâm not sneaking out. I was going to get something from my room. Okay, it was sort of sneaking out. But you were sleeping in my defense."
"But, thatâs what makes them so good," Â she grinned, crawling into his lap as he leaned back.
Wrapping his arms around her middle, he let his chin rest against her shoulder and shrugged. "I mean, if that's what you want to watch. Personally, I hope you're not taking notes. I do the bad guy slaying."
Askbox Roulette.
Jill rarely felt like she needed someone, but right now it was extremely important. She couldnât go to Adrian with this though. It was too sensitive and the last thing she wanted was to drown her bondmate in darkness.
She knocked on Eddieâs door, holding on to her ribs. She winced, biting her lip. She wiped her tears waiting for him to answer.
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She nodded in understanding. She wasnât about to tell Eddie that he had been her first choice. She blushed brightly as he called her âhis princessâ. She hadnât meant to, but she couldnât help it. She cuddled him close. âThanks.â
Moving her hair from her face, Eddie could see the bruise that seemed to be darkening the more time wore on. It gave him a new found oath to protect her no matter what. But Eddie knew she would understand that. He didn't have to say anything. "Anytime, Jill." He whispered, still soothing her hair.
"Are you sneaking out on me?"
"Itâs not sneaking if I get caught. But no, Iâm not sneaking out. I was going to get something from my room. Okay, it was sort of sneaking out. But you were sleeping in my defense."
She smiled at him, taking her goodies. âTexas Chainsaw Massacre. Come on, get in bed.â
"Horror movie. You know those look incredibly fake," he still was grinning. These were going to be more interesting than a girly one. He crawled back into the bed, leaning against the headboard.
"Training" || Jeddie
She didnât respond to his âreminderâ as she stumbled back, trying to dodge the punch that came her way, barely getting away. She swung her left fist this time.
His eyes were trained on her moves as he got himself ready for a punch. Eddie noticed the movement on her left side and caught her hand again in his hand. He swiped his leg under hers and tried to knock her balance. The problem was he also lost hers. All he was trying to do was make sure she didn't actually fall and get hurt, and that distracted him. Next thing he knew was going down, taking her with him in.
Saaaam, I don't know what account you'll be on first but I need to ask you a question.
Askbox Roulette.
Jill rarely felt like she needed someone, but right now it was extremely important. She couldnât go to Adrian with this though. It was too sensitive and the last thing she wanted was to drown her bondmate in darkness.
She knocked on Eddieâs door, holding on to her ribs. She winced, biting her lip. She wiped her tears waiting for him to answer.
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Jill sighed, âYou didnât fail, Eddie. I was just too embarrassed to say anything. Itâs one thing to be abused and be a mousy girl. Itâs another thing to be a princess with fangs and magic and still not be able to defend yourself. Either way no one deserves to be hurt, but still. It really hurt my pride and I couldnât tell you.â
"And I get that your pride was hurt, but Jill... this is what I'm here for. Even if you were wounded by the attack, mentally or physically, you can come to me. Obviously I'm not your first choice, but I'm only here for you. There's nothing you can't come to me about." It was the truth. He was around for her, no matter what.
"But I'm still putting that kid in the hospital." Just a small smile tacked on the end of that. "No one touches my princess and gets away with it."Â