[beautifyings]

I hate when people call randomly… like if you’re not the love of my life or my mother, please text to schedule an appointment first.

[skelet0nflowerx-deactivated2018]

Do not underestimate my ability to cut you out of my life in a milli second.

✂️✂️

[the-absolute-best-posts]

when your friends make plans without you

[thaibrator]

If you don’t pee after sex you’re gonna get an HDMI like it’s just that simple ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[scoobycore]

god, imagine sharing a bed with the person you love. chatting about dumb things! just sleeping! it’s like a sleepover but every night how sweet is that!!!!

[neckkiss]

[thebootydiaries]

reaper: i have come to take you

me: let me ask my mom

reaper: it’s not a choi-

me: she said no

[moldyjunk]

Me @ myself: Are you gonna draw today? Or are you gonna be a little bitch?

[koolaidicecubes-deactivated2020]

Work hard and your dreams will come true

[niggaainndamatrix-deactivated20]

All the times Samuel L Jackson said “Muthafucka” in a movie lol

[jaealluring]

play this at my funeral

[90sdefect]

👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾

[lovedripdrop]

The only fireworks I’m interested in honestly

[spacedood-blog]

bro, i dont even care anymore. fuck it! *continues to try very hard*

[ruinedchildhood]

[robertdeniro]

[eiriee]

This is like a shot of a woman running where the camera focuses on her cleavage. Except it’s a man, not a woman. And a pug, not boobs.

[fosterreborn]

[suspend]

eats when im sad, sad when i eat

[basketcasemp3]

when you havent made plans for the future and then suddenly it is the future and everything didnt just magically work itself out

[earthstory]

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Sunrise timelapse, Oahu

[maddisonkennedy-deactivated2017]

You’re fucking kidding me