I hate when people call randomly… like if you’re not the love of my life or my mother, please text to schedule an appointment first.

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I hate when people call randomly… like if you’re not the love of my life or my mother, please text to schedule an appointment first.
Do not underestimate my ability to cut you out of my life in a milli second.
✂️✂️
when your friends make plans without you
If you don’t pee after sex you’re gonna get an HDMI like it’s just that simple ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
god, imagine sharing a bed with the person you love. chatting about dumb things! just sleeping! it’s like a sleepover but every night how sweet is that!!!!
reaper: i have come to take you
me: let me ask my mom
reaper: it’s not a choi-
me: she said no
Me @ myself: Are you gonna draw today? Or are you gonna be a little bitch?
Work hard and your dreams will come true
All the times Samuel L Jackson said “Muthafucka” in a movie lol
play this at my funeral
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The only fireworks I’m interested in honestly
bro, i dont even care anymore. fuck it! *continues to try very hard*
This is like a shot of a woman running where the camera focuses on her cleavage. Except it’s a man, not a woman. And a pug, not boobs.
eats when im sad, sad when i eat
when you havent made plans for the future and then suddenly it is the future and everything didnt just magically work itself out
Sunrise timelapse, Oahu
You’re fucking kidding me