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“Wouldn’t you like to know?” He raised his eyebrows at her suggestively, though in truth, he hadn’t the slightest clue on how to put this costume together, either. He had neither the skill or the creativity to bring something like that into a tangible thing. “No, but seriously— if you have better ideas, then speak now or forever ingrain in your memory the image of me dyeing my pubes green or something.”
“Oh God, now I have to see this,” she said, laughing. “Would you dye your hair green?” she asked him. “And then just wear like green clothes? she’s asked.














