Big Nose, Bigger Bitch

just trying to have fun

[my-name-is-not-kimmy]

[devilsskettle]

horror fan conversation simulator 

[solitairians]

look i dislike the corporate artyle book cover trend as much as the next person but we cant pretend every book looking the same is something new. if you stepped into a bookstore in 2013 there would be approximately 57 books whose cover art consisted of a girl in a ballgown with her back half-turned to the camera photoshopped into a vaguely fantasy-like landscape. i was 11 years old fighting for my life to find the right maximalistic girl and her single-adjective book title we cannot forget the horrors i went through please be respectful of my experiences

[solitairians]

the guardian angels of preteen girls........

[classycookiexo]

[fyretrobarbie]

Barbie website masterpost

Hello! I see everyone miss the old Barbie website and the Internet Archive is complicated sometimes, as some pages doesn’t work with a certain link, you have to do some research to find them. That’s why I made this masterpost so you can visit the Barbie website and relive your childhood, see the changes throught the years or see how the website was when you wasn’t born or didn’t have a computer at the time. Have fun! Also, sorry about my English x)

1996 (Barbie Collectibles) 

home page - https://web.archive.org/web/19970613204554/http://www.barbie.com:80/barbie_h/dir.html

1998 

home page - https://web.archive.org/web/19980517064419/http://www.barbie.com:80/girls/d00/d00_index.asp?GUID=&BarbieFriend=Barbie (*My Room is only accessible with Internet Explorer, since the page requires Shockwave) (*Also, when you enter this same page, the browser automatically downloads a dcr file, but don’t worry, it’s not virus.)

march 2000 

home page - https://web.archive.org/web/20000301173820/http://barbie.com:80/

world of barbie - https://web.archive.org/web/20000510012628/http://www.barbie.com:80/girls/wob/index.asp

june 2000 

home page - https://web.archive.org/web/20000511090239/http://www.barbie.com:80/  (requires flash, so activate it)

2001 

home page - https://web.archive.org/web/20010802105200/http://www.barbie.com:80/default.asp?haveflash=yes (requires flash)

2004 (requires flash)

home page https://web.archive.org/web/20040831020856/http://barbie.everythinggirl.com:80/ (*links don’t work) 

fashion star - http://web.archive.org/web/20040610044929/http://barbie.everythinggirl.com/Activities/Fashion_Fun/

BTV - http://web.archive.org/web/20040626032731/http://barbie.everythinggirl.com/activities/calendar/

games - http://web.archive.org/web/20040626050617/http://barbie.everythinggirl.com:80/Activities/Games/

magic dreams - http://web.archive.org/web/20040626125157/http://barbie.everythinggirl.com:80/activities/magic/

happy family - http://web.archive.org/web/20040626095651/http://barbie.everythinggirl.com:80/activities/care_share/

B arts - http://web.archive.org/web/20040626014840/http://barbie.everythinggirl.com:80/activities/arts/

backpack - http://web.archive.org/web/20040626023854/http://barbie.everythinggirl.com:80/activities/backpack/

mystery squad - http://web.archive.org/web/20030801122623/http://www.barbie.com/mysterysquad/mysterysquad.asp?returnLoc=

2005/2006 (requires flash)

home page - https://web.archive.org/web/20051126012531/http://barbie.everythinggirl.com:80/ (*this page doesn’t load properly)

bedroom - https://web.archive.org/web/20051125013946/http://www.barbie.everythinggirl.com/activities/friends/

closet - https://web.archive.org/web/20051124233252/http://barbie.everythinggirl.com:80/activities/fashion/

tv studio - https://web.archive.org/web/20051124232922/http://barbie.everythinggirl.com:80/activities/btv/

game room - https://web.archive.org/web/20051124232545/http://barbie.everythinggirl.com:80/activities/fun_games/

garden - https://web.archive.org/web/20060315061616/http://barbie.everythinggirl.com:80/activities/fantasy/

kelly club - http://web.archive.org/web/20060217222312/http://barbie.everythinggirl.com/kellyclub/home.asp

My Scene

2003/2004 (requires flash)

home page - https://web.archive.org/web/20030801090413/http://www.myscene.com:80/home.aspx

games - https://web.archive.org/web/20040201213336/http://www.myscene.com:80/games/games.aspx

friends - https://web.archive.org/web/20030801124949/http://www.myscene.com:80/friends/friends.aspx

zine - https://web.archive.org/web/20030801073400/http://www.myscene.com:80/zine/zine.aspx

Some games may not work so if you want to play them, Mattel has most of them on their website*: http://qa.mattel.com/games

*for some reason, I can’t play it on Chrome, I don’t know if it’s just on my computer, so if that happens to you too, access it on a different browser.

If you have more links and more stuff to share, feel free to add to this thread!

[fyretrobarbie]

UPDATE

For some reason, the main page for the 2004 website keeps refreshing forever (the other links still works), the same as the other links for the 2005/2006 website. While it doesn’t work anymore, the 2008 website still works, so I’m updating them here:

Bedroom - https://web.archive.org/web/20080704041007/http://barbie.everythinggirl.com/activities/friends/

Closet - https://web.archive.org/web/20080701225206/http://barbie.everythinggirl.com/activities/fashion/

Garden - https://web.archive.org/web/20080701225149/http://barbie.everythinggirl.com/activities/fantasy/

TV Studio - https://web.archive.org/web/20080702072708/http://barbie.everythinggirl.com/activities/btv/

Game room - https://web.archive.org/web/20080701225242/http://barbie.everythinggirl.com/activities/fun_games/

Also, unfortunately, the Mattel games page which was a great alternative, not only for Barbie games, but also for My Scene, Polly Pocket, Hot Wheels and etc, is gone. Mattel Games is now a page for board games. The brazilian Polly Pocket website still have the old games though.

This flash games website has the My Scene games and @web-back-then has a lot of Barbie games linked directly on their blog.

[chandelyer-deactivated20241003]

Jean Louis Sabaji x Barbie spring 2023 rtw

[klearilist-deactivated20251109]

don't you love it when they

[blognotfound]

pls let this blow up like the other one

[nbclover]

I wanna briefly talk about how perry the teenage girl puts on her hat on top of her hair instead of her head.

[utopioid]

[thebloodlinestopswithme]

[aerial2005mp3download-deactivat]

“embrace ugliness” sure but why are women’s neutral traits considered ugliness in the first place

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[jb-blunk]

actually a girl becomes a woman when her fantasies of violence are no longer focused inwards, but outwards 💗

[bloodycapulet-deactivated202206]

this is what makes us girls (stabbing and killing and blood and anger)

[thememedaddy]

[marlbororeds100s-deactivated202]

well ive been afraid of changin cuz ive built my life around you but time makes you boldereven children get older and i

m gettin older too

[boymiffy]

childhood friends are like open wounds

[boymiffy]

um seriously? like i haven’t seen you since i was seven and i love you with my whole heart. we stopped speaking because you hurt my feelings and i sometimes look at that bracelet we shared. there is no healing. there is no going back. there’s no knowing if they think about it as much. there is just nostalgia and aching when you walk past cherry trees