Adding onto that last anon about fresh new angels, it makes me wonder how heaven views cherubs, I'm sure it's been implied that cherubs are heaven's equivalent to hellborn imps, but aren't abused unlike imps, but I can definitely see them as lower status compared to the rest of heaven
If anything it'd be clear that Adam sees cherubs as beneath him, pesky little flittering animals who wont shut up about the beauty of life, ultimately he would ignore them for the most part, but he obviously would take advantage of their pure kindness and find ways to mess with them if they annoy him
I can see him holding one like a teddy bear and mocking them for how small they are hahaha
But imagine he does end up getting his hands on a cherub, how do you think an interaction like that would go?
I know some people are hoping for me to take this in a certain direction, buuuuut-
Adam would totally slam dunk a cherub into a basketball net.
I'm not sure what else to say. Like you said, he'd view them as lesser beings, unworthy of respect.
List of other things he'd do to cherubs:
Tie them to the grill of a truck.
Kick 'em like a football.
Make them do math homework.
Force them to cook for him (its all just ribs, baby).
Frame them for shit he did.
Make one unknowingly eat the meat of their own species (example: deer cherub tricked into eating a venison burger).
It probably gets worse from there.
Man is pretty much "peaked high school bully" energy.
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