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Requests Closed!

Not actively writing, but I’ve kept all the requests from my inbox and if I ever wander back over to this fandom I’ll start on them again.

Completed requests are posted every Friday or every other Friday. You can find what I’ve already written in my masterlist or read on AO3.

I am 18+ and so is most of the writing on this blog

If you are not 18+, please don’t request anything NSFW or interact with me regarding anything similar. SFW requests are perfectly fine and I’m not going to police who follows me, but please realize that I am an adult who does not want to interact with minors about NSFW topics.

Who I Write For:

Michael Myers - any of the movies + DBD

Bubba Sawyer - first, second and 3D movies + DBD

Thomas Hewitt - both the first and prequel

Brahms Heelshire - in this house we ignore the sequel

Jason Vorhees - human, zombie or remake

Vincent Sinclair

What You Can Request:

Headcanons or short fics usually around 1500-2000 words. Requests may end up shorter or longer than that, but I aim to get at least that many words into a request. I may add on to things and make short, multichapter fics with other requests.

Request multiple characters for one ask if you like. If you don’t mention names, I’ll choose the ones I write it for. Please mention if you would like a SFW / NSFW reply, otherwise I’ll do whatever comes to mind.

What I Write:

SFW - things like fluff, angst, platonic/friendship, romance, domestic/family life, etc. Keep in mind that canon-typical violence, blood or gore may still show up in these requests unless you specifically ask otherwise.

NSFW - dom/sub, somnophilia, choking, pregnancy/breeding, slasher/so/slasher - really all the most common, mainstream kinks.

Trans and gender neutral S/Os are welcome! If it isn’t mentioned in the request I will usually write for a gender neutral S/O. For NSFW fics, I default to a female reader unless specified.

I will write the same request more than once, if it is a simple/vague one I can do differently (ex. short SO, cuddling hc). Feel free to give me as many details/ideas as you’d like.

What I Won’t Write:

SFW - fantasy S/O (angel, magical powers, etc.), anything too out of character, anything about self-harm, AUs, slasher/slasher pairs, S/O with specific mental illnesses, your OC, matchups

NSFW - underage characters in romantic/sexual settings, bathroom kinks, incest (real or roleplay, this does include Michael/Laurie despite the new canon), fisting, foot fetish, pretty much all or most of the normal no-nos you see

Feel free to ask about something if you’re not sure and I’ll add it to the yes or no list!

#im going to stop answering asks that dont follow the rules since this is at the top of the page now #but i figured id make something to pin since ive gotten a lot of asks recently that i dont do

chaoticdesertdweller

sonofcelluloid

Movies used to have Bruce Campbell in them. Back when god was still listening.

evilvvithin

TERRIFIER 2 damien leone, 2022

morebird

The Shape

im-his-druidess

plainmilksauce

had to do this with these goobers

based on this tweet

bloodybrahms

wait omg “ask to be ur fake boyfriend” is such a peak premise um um 👉🏼👈🏼 would you consider writing this for herbert

this is SOOOOOO funny, like,, dfsjkhkfjshd im trying to figure out in WHAT WORLD

ok a few options

at a hospital fundraiser. you're on the run from another hospital employee who can't take no for an answer and it also just so happens to be a coworker herbert loathes (i mean we have a canon option already skjdhfkjshdf and if he's bothering US then he's leaving meg alone 🤺) - herbie doesnt care for most of the other ppl at the hospital but i mean he REALLY hates this guy, so when you appear out of no where and links arms and start calling him your bf, he's about to tell you the fuck off but then he sees who is bothering you and tonight (maybe from downing champagne while being high on reagent - surely you shouldnt mix those substances) herbie actually plays along - mostly to piss off the offender, nothing at all to do with you, really dkjhgksjdhfs

you and herbie are friends (already a stretch, bear 🐻 with me) and you need a boyfriend to get your family off your back - he'd naturally rather die than 1 - go to an event 2 - go to a FAMILY event and 3 - be a boyfriend, pretend or otherwise. but you promise to do him a favour, and thus begins a symbiotic relationship that gradually turns !!! 😱 real 💞

you're either being followed by a stranger or maybe its a surprise visit from a family/friend that you told you had a boyfriend. you knock on the door to the house, assuming dan is home and will answer and will play along, but then herbert opens the door and since he's there and dan isnt, you're forced to improvise. jlsdfhksjdhf and i think herbie would be so stunlocked at the encounter he'd not say anything, and if he did try to get something out you'd talk over him.

idk these are the silly ideas in my head 🤷‍♀️ fake dating aus my beloved, herbie my beloved, etc etc. he's sooo impossible to imagine w/ all these aggressively romantic things, but as an aggressively romantic person i gotta force him into these situations regardless <3

bloodybrahms

bb what about fake boyfriend with Bo??? greasy man would probably eat that shit up

bo's the guy harassing you in the first place because he's sooo desperate to get laid

he SOOOO would. suave southern gentleman vibe all out on display, peacocking HARD to the guy he's saving you from because he can't help himself sjdfksjdhf like even tho you're not actually his partner he's still like Wow look at how much better i am than you, they literally ran away from you to me <- his parents never fed his ego so he's just gotta do it himself ad infinitum jshdfkjs

and then obviously he tries to take you back to his place, but you decline. but then he meets you at the same bar again - and well, he's gotta hang around ya, darlin', since everyone still thinks you're together. and he keeps meeting you accidentally (go to a different bar, freak), flirting thru the fake boyfriend act (bonus points if you went to the bar w/ friends and bo is there, claims to be your new... beau and before you can deny a waiter comes over and is like oh hiiii you two), he starts asking you back to a motel instead of back to his place (cuz now it's less about sex and then having to kill you and more just about sex <3 #romance <3) and congrats! you've got an evil lil insecure, egotistic, handsome handsome HANDSOME lil freak boy who has imprinted on you <3