Prepare To Feel

Oh hey there kind gentle squish. This is meh blog. Here you'll find so much fanfiction, 3 inches of my favorite ships, and all of the love. Thanks for stopping by! <3 ( I'll write you any type of fan fic or story at your request and patience <3)

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I'm sitting here hoping for the best for someone who did the worst to me. Love knows no bounds for a friendship tethered by unbreakable bonds.

Anonymous

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It takes time to heal wounds... But sometimes you can't look at the scar without feeling the pain.

Anonymous, speaking of lost love.

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East Bay Dreaming

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When you’re at a dance and you see that bitch you hate is wearing the same dress

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When the squad arrives.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Your DNA contains millions of years worth of software updates.

[captoring]

nah man your dna contains millions of years of totally random bugs, some of which don’t really change anything, some of which are rly bad and annoying, some of which miraculously make the software work better

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And then you have virus' which slow down the whole entire computer, sometimes just the hard drive.

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Seeing pictures of my class’ prom and I’m just sitting here like

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Will C. Wood WildCats.

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If I ask someone a question about something they said and you butt into the conversation, no matter what it's about, you're guna get "I... Wasn't talking to you...." Is that rude? Am I a dick?

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Mondays.

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Does anyone else feel incredibly uncomfortable pooping when you know someone else can hear your every move, down to your breathing?

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Breaks like my toe

Hey you lovely people <3 back in a few days. Got some important shtuffs to wrap up. Thanks for your patience :D

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You never realize how much you need your toes till you break three of them.

[alloverthegaf]

It’s Murder time at college so everything’s chaos

[alloverthegaf]

A few people have been asking so let me explain

Murder’s a game my college does every year where everyone’s given a plastic knife with someone’s name on it. The knives are shoved under your door at midnight and for the next week you have to try and ‘kill’ the person on your knife. If you kill them, you get their knife and have to kill that person, and so on, until there is one lone survivor. You can’t kill someone in the dining hall or in their room, or if they’re naked. I’m pretty sure the prize is a bottle of vodka.

It gets super intense; some floors unscrew most of their lights to make it harder to find the right person, or keep the fire emergency doors closed with black garbage bags taped up so you can’t even see into the floor. Some people walk around in nothing but a towel so that if someone comes at them they can just drop it and be immune. People walk in groups. Everyone’s suspicious of everyone. Friends are no longer trusted. No one and nowhere is safe.

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Welcome to college. Risking indecent exposure charges for a bottle of cheap vodka. Hell yeah!!

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Have you ever had to use some sort of fire device for something and you only have a book of matches? Not even a box. Those flimsy shitty cardboard matches. I had to light 8 candles with 4 matches. DO YOU REALIZE HOW DIFFICULT THAT IS WHEN YOUR MATCH IS ONLY AN INCH LONG?

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ya know what’s kind of weird? some people name cats “whiskers.” that’s a cat’s body part. that’s so wild. i’m gonna name my son leg

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Let's be honest. If you don't immediately take off your socks/let your hair down as soon as you get home you're probably possessed by a demon.