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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Game Changer & Make Some Noise
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Love Begins
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EXPECTATIONS
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Jules of Nature
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@itschancelol
I finally figured out what I wanted to do in life, guys. I’m going to become a librarian, so I can read books 24/7 and get paid to tell people to shut up. You are seriously lying to yourself if you don’t think that’s the best job in the world.
"Isn't a librarian someone who tells everyone to shut up and finds books for them?"
Dude? What the hell? Bros don’t say that sort of shit to other bros.
"Okay fine, you. Happy now?"
Alright, compare this monkey-thingy to me. If we were both in a pet shop, and you had to take one of us home, which one would you choose? Be honest.
"The monkey."
So I stubbed my toe. I think it’s broken, oops.
"The odds are on my side, I guess."
"It’s duct tape. Not duck tape. Everything is a lie.”
"I know, duck tape is tape with ducks on it."
I should eat healthier then this but these chips are just too good.
"Exactly, I just hope you're sharing."
 "Loser!" she runs away laughing.
Shaking his head, he fills the gun as fast as he can before chasing after her, already shooting water in her direction. "WATCH OUT!"
"Wouldn’t you like to know"
"FREEZE!" *attempts to shoot gun* "Shit, it's empty!"
Cue? Are you gay? Nu-uh, bro. We’ll call him Rufus. Or Cuefus, if we have to add in your stupid name. Or Rue.
"Cue isn't that bad. Rufus is good, but Rue is a girl name..."
If I have to personally pull down my pants and show you, I will.
"That's messed up, man."
"Boo you. You shouldn’t have told me that."Â
Why? Are you planning on running away? Cause then I'll catch you and throw you in the pool.
He was kind of just maxin’ chillaxin’ by the pool or whatever. I mean, it doesn’t have a collar, so… I don’t see why not.
"I say we name him cue."
"I really don’t like you right now. I so will get revenge Chance. Just you wait."Â
"I'm in scheming mode, no one does...So will I, that reminds me, I saw a Super Soaker around here..."
And that’s where you’re wrong, dude.
"Says who? If we asked, everyone would say my ass is better, yours is just...bigger, no homo, though."
"Oh, it’s on. Good luck trying to throw me in the pool."
"I won't need your luck, but thanks. I'll make sure to send something in with you like your lounge chair."
Woah, look what a lil’ cutie I found stumbling outside.
"Where'd you find him, man? We're keeping him."
"Too late"
"Selfish; Watch out, Eden and keep your phone safe, cause I'll make sure to throw you into the pool, eventually."
