"You're going to give me some pleasure, right?"

🍋"Stay in milk, drink school."🍋 people don't wanna believe it be how it be, but it really be like that.

[gacougnol]

Zdzislaw Beksinski Nude 1958

[velvetlusia]

Zdzisław Beksiński, 1984.  

[x5079x]

“I wish to paint in such a manner as if I were photographing dreams” - Zdzislaw Beksinski

[microcroft]

ppl who dont like cats….. ur vibes are absolutely rancid… deplorable…. unfollow me right fucking now.

[iron-and-sugar]

you’re only saying that because of the cat mind-control parasite in your brain. I know you don’t really mean it. 

[microcroft]

you have no say in what i do or do not mean. do not pretend to comprehend my thoughts. 

your vibes are repulsive and will not change until you learn anything about actual cat behavior and why they act in ways people think make them “mean” or “evil.” do not settle in your ignorance. 

[microcroft]

oh damn i really was in a mood last night.

ppl really thing this child has enough braincells to be able to control my mind? she doesnt understand shadows and gets scared by paper. sure, she could absolutely obliterate anyone if she wanted to but if she could control me i would be failing university because she would make me stay home all day so she could just lay on me for hours

[l1p3k4]

The king of makeup - Higgs 💄

Commissions are open

[hoxtongf]

“America is a lie.”

DEATH STRANDING (2019)

[breezeinmonochromenight]

↳ “So how ‘bout it?

Aren’t you getting tired of the grind?

Isn’t this what you been waitin’ for this whole time?

A ‘Game Over’ ?”

[team-trash-panda]

Death Stranding as John Mulaney Quotes:

BB:

Sam:

Fragile:

Higgs:

Amelie:

Die-Hardman:

Deadman:

Heartman:

CLIFF:

[stinkywise]

i spent way too much time on this

[deadacc81]

My favorite character in Death Stranding - mechanical hand.

[mxgicdave]

a cool lesbian and a tired single father walk into a post office

[glutko]

Mads Mikkelsen in Death Stranding

[catchymemes]

[thehmn]

They could all use a day at the hot spring.

[catchymemes]

[windchimeisle]

[gottawritethatdarkshit]

it would be nice if I could stop being a horny little gremlin for 

a) villains who lick faces

b) any character Mads Mikkelsen touches