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What do you mean it’s snowing in the south? We needed to go talk to heat miser to let that happen when I was a kid

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SAM stop telling your brother to KILL YOU. GO TO BED.

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Favorite thing about Baki is that he’s like ‘I’ve got to get stronger’ as if all of his opponents already can’t walk with their hands at their sides

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I just started supernatural because all my friends are watching it now and there’s something going on with those guys, like between the brothers. Like they hate each other so much it’s circled back to caring very deeply. Like they never actually say what they mean because they mean it too much and they’re both stupid.

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I feel like if Baki were to ever have any interest in starting a family he’d be so terrified of having a son that when his wife finally gives birth he legitimately cries like he’s dying when he finds out it’s a little girl and Yujiro can’t groom her into a fighting machine like he did Baki (and Baki will find it harder to do the same on accident, without having any knowledge/way of showing affection outside of fighting, he’ll have to learn a different way with something he’s been taught to view as fragile and weak (women lmao))

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I’ve started reading fight class 3 because of all the edits of this one freaky guy splitting his face in half and shit, and??? He’s a little guy??? A little guy who’s actually really sweet?? And nervous?? And has a good pair of friends??? What the fuck happens to him I’m so curious

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Something I miss in JoJo is moments where the characters were like "Wait, how do stands work?" because Jotaro's cigarette bluff on the fake captain was the toughest play ever. Also, the characters never test out what their stands can do other than sometimes checking the limits of their specific abilities. They never try to find out what stands in general can do and how they can be used. How high can you go by letting your stand lift you? Can you let your stand leave its range to monitor an area from a distance? Can you hit a stand and its user with the same attack at the same time to double the damage? Can you make your stand grow the same way they can shrink?

Also, users never comment about how stands look. I get that everyone in JJBA looks weird so they wouldn't find stands that weird either but nobody asks questions about the practicality of stand designs. For example, nobody wondered what injuries Anasui would get if the tubes to Diver Down's oxygen tank were cut. Nobody questioned if stand clothing damage would translate to the users.

I love JoJo but sometimes it feels like Araki just makes stands that are like "I have these capabilities and nothing else but watch me subvert your expectations through science and unexpected twists alone." when they could easily subvert expectations in the same way by showing us something we didn't know about the stand power system.

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Fuck never mind Dexter said ‘just like me. . . 🥺’ that bitch is going to be here for at least two more seasons

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Okay I love Lumen because she’s really squeezing out a side of Dexter not really seen before but also I know for a fact she’s going to fuck up Dexter’s life and his code and literally everything and he won’t kill her until the end of the season. I can feel it in my balls.

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‘I can’t let her be cut up again’ SAYS THE UNFEELING MONSTER AS HE TRIES TO RID HIMSELF OF THE EVIDENCE OF HIS MOTHER BUT LOOKS UPON THE MUGSHOT BEING FED INTO THE PAPER SHREDDER AND LITERALLY TEARS IT OUT WITH WOUNDED SCARED EYES AS IF HES SEEING HER GET CUT INTO BITS AGAIN GOD FUCK NWOLSNF WHAT THE FUCK I HATE THIS SHOW I HATE IT I HAYE IT WHY HAVENT I SEEN ANY EDITS ABOUT THIS FUCJF I CANT TAKE IT ANYMROE

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I love fan art on twitter where it’s Jotaro as a kid and he’s like the size of an ant and full of love and joy and in little suspenders and a stupid knit sweater and then the image right beside it is also Jotaro but like eldritch and so angry looking at the line art singes my eyebrows off a little bit

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I love how the mirage-ghost of Harry is like yelling at Dexter all the time and I’m assuming he’s supposed to represent Dexter’s caution and how torn he is about letting Migel in but also Harry will be like ‘Dexter! You can’t trust him, the code is not something to be preached to anyone, what are you thinking? Do you think— honestly think you can trust anyone? That anyone will really see the monster inside of you and stay your friend— your friend! Not turn you into the police, more like! Really, explain to me what the hell you’re thinking??’ And Dexter’s like ‘😐’ in the middle of a casino

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The real question I have is why Dexter answers his fucking phone. Like, he always gets phone calls at the worst time bruh send them to voicemail you can just not answer your phone. I’m on season three and I have never not seen him answer his damn phone. Dude you are Saran wrapping a kill room

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‘But you’re not catholic’ NOOOOOOOOOO O

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Migel, watching the scotch swirl around in the bottom of his glass: When I had Carlos, I had to give up everything. My privacy. My sleep. My first car— but it was all worth it, trust me. Seeing that big smile on your kid’s face when you come in the door every night after leaving in the morning? Nothing like it.

Dexter, in beige khakis and the fourth ‘family outing’ this week, gripping the meat of his thigh so hard he feels the skin pop under his nails: Yeah uh-huh sure thing

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There’s been a bunch of scenes so far where Dexter is given a pep talk about how he’s a good man/good BPA analyst/would make a good father/etc but like everyone is missing the fact he’s a fucking serial mass murderer. Like Dexter’s looking up at the ceiling like ‘yeah maybe they’re right I am good’ like no no Dexter they don’t know you’re a serial killer. No little guy they’re making a judgement without the full context trust me do NOT have that kid please don’t listen to Debra

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What is with the autism blood pact of only watching YouTubers that are sponsored by GamerSupps