chaotic stupid

your friendly neighbourhood gay spider-man, punching nazis with one hand and terfs with the other

[noelledeltarune]

i’ve been so into food videos lately.... they’re all like "ten quick and easy deserts you can make at home 😋😍" and then 30 seconds in on the first one they go ok so now take out your blowtorch,

[transdemyx]

is it really that much of a surprise santas reindeer are girls? they have the most lesbian names ive ever heard

[transdemyx]

“donner” “blitzen” “cupid” “comet” these are lesbians

[xx-starlightspeedway-xx]

Santa driving the sleigh: LETS GO LESBIANS

[bogleech]

I thought these were a photoshopped joke but they are real and almost $800

[patchoulism]

She looks as if somebody photoshopped Eminem’s eyes inside her glasses.

[hellsite-yano]

This is what terfs wear in cyberpunk dystopias

[shittymoviedetails]

Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone

[orgyporgy]

The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, that’s also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home. The movie also establishes that all of his neighbors are out of town which is why he couldn’t borrow their phones. The movie ALSO BEGINS by introducing the main antagonist as a “police officer” which is why Kevin doesn’t trust the cops. I’m so tired of the ignorance. The slander.

[foxyclock]

FINALLY we’ve reached the time of year for home alone discourse

[hypokeimena]

#he did what he needed to do to survive. then he did a bunch of other stuff he felt like doing (via @hotcrossedfangs) 

[christopher-bryant]

home alone is just die hard for kids

[godsperm]

He also stole that toothbrush so was even more scared to call the police in case they arrest him for theft too

[syntactition]

Kevin knew that ACAB ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[pr1nceshawn]

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

one of my favorite shows

[lovelylady-letty]

#Rolemodels

[awellboiledicicle]

This show was simultaniously where i learned that being called a slut could be shrugged off, and that there could be a gay person around old people without hell breaking loose. Also, sick burns.

[tenderstems]

alright!!!!!

[motherhenna]

all classic lit is gay - an essay

[the-griffons-saddlebag]

💎 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗺! Cleaning Cube Wondrous item, common ___

This Tiny, sentient piece of an enchanted gelatinous cube is harmlessly soapy, instead of acidic, and enjoys cleaning the surfaces it travels across. When found, the "cleaning cube" is a dehydrated, 2-inch cube. While dehydrated, the cube is inanimate and its weight is negligible. You can place the dehydrated cube in 1 or more gallons of water as an action, causing it to animate and grow in size to become a 1-foot cube that weighs 6 pounds. The rehydrated cube moves slowly while animated in this way, methodically cleaning objects and surfaces it comes into contact with. The cube remains hydrated for up to 8 hours, but can be squeezed as an action (as if it were a sponge) to dehydrate it again early.

The "cleaning cube" is considered a magical object and is not a creature. It has a speed of 1 foot and can climb difficult surfaces, including upside down on ceilings, without needing to make an ability check. It has AC 10, 10 hit points, and has resistance to all damage. The cube dehydrates when it drops to 0 hit points, but regains all its hit points when hydrated again.

𝙎𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚. The "cleaning cube" is a sentient unaligned item with an Intelligence of 1, a Wisdom of 6, and a Charisma of 1. It has hearing and blindsight out to a range of 60 feet. It can’t speak or read, but obeys your commands as best as it can understand them.

𝙋𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙮. The "cleaning cube" is happiest finding and dissolving dirt and other grime, and enjoys the feeling of moving across clean, polished surfaces. It doesn’t concern itself with combat, preferring to continue its cleaning instead of involving itself in confrontation. If the cube finds a stray coin, gemstone, or other similar small item out of place while it cleans, it will absorb and clean the item until it’s removed by a creature as an action or until it becomes dehydrated once again. ___

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[the-huntsmans-homebrews]

Baby

[zebracakesarecopingmechanisms]

At last

We’ve finally found it

The Scrubbing Bubble

[sapphicblackbeard]

[mulligancarey]

It’s a weird case from the start. A case with a hole in the center. A doughnut.

Knives Out (2019) dir. Rian Johnson

[catsbeaversandducks]

Low Resolution Cats

Via Sad and Useless

[cursedpossums]

fucking watch me turn into an opossum

im watching. im looking at u so hard rn. do it. i dare u

[katiethelesbean]

GHDVDHHSHFUFUANHHHGAFAHHHGFSHHH *starts curling into a ball* FAHHSHFHFSHHHHGSHFHDJSJJFSHHHFHHHFSHHHHH

*turns into an opossum*

[cursedpossums]

[notkatniss]

remember when hozier did the victorias secret fashion show. scream

[notkatniss]

he looks like he just accidentally teleported there 

[mysticalalleycat]

Y'all Elle interviewed him about this beforehand and it’s the best thing I’ve read.

What a legend

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

[the-real-nekoma-kenma]

He got so nervous and then hes like AHA! Taylor Swift!

[babyanimalgifs]

idk about you guys but I think this is the best video to ever exist

posted by: @gekiomi

[keyblack-hl]

HIS NAME IS MAMESUKE. THAT’S LIKE CALLING A DOG “BEANBOY”

[ithelpstodream]

pls 😍

[themurphyzone]

“The moon turned into my girlfriend.” “That’s great, buddy!”

[wishmakersblog]

Oh no

OH NO

I WANNA WRITE

[weirdloverwilde]

@aussiearies

[chloroart]

MY HAND SLIPPED-

[newtkins]

“gay villains are a dangerous trope”

[ejacutastic]

[deafmic]

Really love this particular nickname for trans people

[deafmic]

Pronouns (derogatory)

[destiny-islanders]

If there was a way to run SUPER MEGA AD BLOCKER on this website I fucking would

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

“Please oh please open up your computer to a porn virus! If you don’t you’re evil!”

[history-student-against-antis]

Freeloader Comin’ through!

[moonlight-fox]

We didn’t start this war internet users have with ads - We might have moaned about banner ads, but it was only when they started making noises when we might be listening to music or a podcast or whatever, causing two sound sorces at once, that we started trying to block ads universally rather than just a specific type of ad (pop ups).

And since then ads have gotten worse - Actual malware rather than merely breaking one of the fundamental sins of web design - though shalt not autoplay anything with sound. And the more aggressive a website is with ‘please turn off adblock’ the less I trust it to bother to vet ads and advertisers to make sure they’re not installing malware.

[bramblepatch]

Not to mention that the idea that avoiding ads is “freeloading” is hilariously backward. Advertisement is a transaction between the platform and the advertiser, the user has no obligation to provide the views/clicks the platform has promised. Using an adblocker isn’t freeloading in the same way that leaving the room to get a snack during a commercial break isn’t cheating the tv network.

[pocosun]

Ok y’all, I work as a web developer and I’m here to tell you that you are 100% right and that it’s shit. SO I’m going to tell you how to get around websites that block you from using their website if you’re using an adblocker. 

Every website uses a language called JavaScript; long story short it’s a website language that allows developers to do the crazy shit you see on websites. Now the easiest thing to do is to disable JavaScript to stop them from knowing you have an adblocker:

Oh no! I’m blocked from viewing the website. It would be a terrible shame if I were able to right click and select the “inspect” feature

Click the three dots in the top right and open the “Settings” Menu

And then scrolled down to “Debugger” and checked the “Disable Javascript Option”

And then just refreshed the page

[eggfucker1]

Reblogging to save my life

[doublekaiju]

saving a life