tired 24/7

dont fucking talk to me

[cranbery]

Good news: you can upload custom photos on dunkin donuts gift cards

[cranbery]

IT’S HERE

[knifefightscene]

[butchflirt]

[animewelfare]

[unclefather]

[sabrerattler]

[4kultron]

I MEAN

WHERE

THE FUCK

SHOULD I...

REALLY EVEN START!!!????

[wakandamama]

We gonna fuckin die, someone call Will Smith

[thenixkat]

they really confidant in their programming

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

People are still lactose intolerant?? In 2019? Cringe, love is love bro

I didnt know my stomach enzymes could send me asks

[gaypitbull]

“i wish i could go on platonic dates with people”

[gaypitbull]

[icyanz]

It’s called a queerplatonic partner.

[dancing-cockroaches]

[ssstable9]

Oh you mean like having friends?

[mysti-crow-deactivated20200305]

No that’s something different. I am firm on the idea of a platonic date. Friends is just people you don’t hate as much. Platonic peeps are actually people you care about.

[gaypitbull]

[r4cs0]

These people have never had any friends ever

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[ghostscriesx]

consider also

[skinyyismydream]

[perfectalexander]

[lovethythrall]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[addelburgh]

[mioinne-deactivated20141223]

TELL US WHY YOU’RE CLOSED. WHY ARE YOU CLOSING YOUR DOORS. WHY ARE YOU LOCKING YOUR DOORS TO THE PUBLIC. TELL US THE REASON. WHY.

[glumshoe]

Instagram ads piss me off. Like, yes, I do want those black waterproof boots embroidered with a gold sun and moon, but I hate that you know that about me. I hate the little AI oracles sitting in their digital caves making algorithmic prophecies about my spending habits, then sending sending their electronic servants to me with hedonistic temptations targeted at my weaknesses... I’ve already got nice boots, thanks!

[buffysboobs]

right after i reblogged this post i went on instagram and

[xueyangapologist]

[veryfunnymemes]

[metoo-3]

Literally if you’re going to show up and talk with your friend the entire time, just don’t come. Everybody else in class hates you

[metoo-3]

Oh, it’s that time of year again. Don’t speak unless you’re going to pay my tuition

[vol14-remade-deactivated2021051]

college is like *gets an email* *walks somewhere* *realizes u left ur water bottle at home* *walks somewhere* *walks somewhere* *gets an email* *gets an email*

[iconicsapphics]

There was a cute girl wearing denim on denim next to me in the art museum elevator and as soon as the door opened she made a beeline for a giant abstract painting of a woman with her titties out.

[spooky-catboy-angel]

you don’t always need to use words to say gay rights

[mullberry]

[gaywig]

jared, 19’s sister: [REDACTED], 19

[transfemmes-deactivated20260103]

What if,,,,I ruined our friendship?? And we were lovers instead?? Ha Ha just kidding......unless...

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[asd123123sadzkmxkclekrmds]

caillou is only 4 years old and he has reached semi realism with crayons