Its just a little reading.

((Independent Sam Winchester RP blog, started on 10/18/15 instead of doing my Paralegal Studies Midterm exam. Please read abouts when I get them up))

[loicnottet-archive-blog]

russian boy in swamp is my new favourite meme 

[loicnottet-archive-blog]

i hope russian boy in swamp becomes your new favourite meme too

[leviejenrose-deactivated2021022]

This is the new spicy meme™ everyone hop on

[katherinekris]

Roleplayers are literally like shy dogs okay. Like at first it’s like “I’m not sure about this character or mun…” and we kinda interact but mostly avoid them. And then we talk to them and it’s like “friend? Friend? Friend!” And then we actually become friends with them and then we’re in full out puppy mode, hopping up and down screaming “FRIENDFRIENDFRIENDFRIEND THROW THE PLOT THROW THE PLOT FRIEND MY FRIEND”.

And that’s all you need to know about nearly every roleplayer ever.

[1940sdeancas]

Jared just said the grenade launcher will make an appearance in the first five episodes of s12

[otpprompting]

Person A has the ability to walk in dreams. They accidentally stumble into Person B’s terrible nightmare one night, and are so worried by it that they pledge to figure out who B is and help them get better.

[extemplo-venator-singer-blog]

@enduringcaptain @thekingsparty

[staff]

[estrogenpatchnotes]

What the fuck is wrong with you people

[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

[habitualshaker]

actually this is the only good thing staff has ever done

[awesomevines]

[rawren-deactivated20180428]

This is one if my favorite vines

[everkings]

I just laughed for 10 minutes

[voodoogecko-deactivated20191022]

Classic.

[darkpuck]

Juan: “Juanita!” Juanita: “I go to church now, and I am in love with Jesus.” Juan: “Jesus.”

Juan: “Jesús! Leave Juanita alone!” Jesús: “What are you talking about!?”

[salmonandsoup]

this is literally shot and edited like a fucking commercial for a sitcom or something it’s THAT PROFESSIONAL

[rp-memes-cafe]

Scooby Doo themed starters

(these are from all across the Scooby Doo universe, from the original tv series to some of the movies)

“Like, why aren’t your legs moving, man? RUN!”

“Go now, or abandon all hope of seeing the sun again!”

“You stop that.”

“There’s no such thing as a ghost!”

“No, it’s not real.”

“What’s so important about this song?”

“No wonder we’re lost. You’ve been reading the map upside-down!”

“I’d go the long way if I were you.”

“It’s a scientific fact that people don’t just vanish.”

“Cut the clowning.”

“Wow, groovy. It’s like you read my mind!”

“Of course, I read the instructions! Well… part of them, anyway.”

“What in the world are those things?”

“Say cheese!”

“Let me guess. You want to leave and never come back.”

“And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you meddling kids!”

“I’ve got pictures!”

“Watch the pretty coin of gold and you will do as you are told.”

“I don’t sail with no landlubbers.”

“We know a zombie when we see one.”

“You wouldn’t hit someone with glasses on would you?”

“You could stay for the night.”

“Would you mind telling me why you destroyed half my kitchen?”

“Oh, thank goodness you’ve come!”

“We’re doomed! Doomed!”

“Great. Maybe we can skydive out of here.”

“It’s a trap!”

“We’re locked in!”

“Get back you creepy… thingy!”

“You’ll pay for this!”

“Did I really wear that years ago?”

“She’s not my girlfriend, I just said I enjoyed her cooking.”

“Yeah, he is suspicious, but he is kinda cute.”

“I’m so sick of this damsel in distress nonsense.”

“No one is stupid enough to believe that!”

“Not much seems to have changed.”

“I want to become more powerful. Like you!”

“You’re not going to bite me, are you?”

“If you want haunted, you’ve come to the right place.”

[ofluct-deactivated20161126]

Please reblog/like this post if you’re more than fine doing dark/mature threads so that it’ll be easier for the others to interact with you! This means you’re open to do threads like torture, abuse, drugs, smut, blood and many more.

[goruden-rpmemes-blog]

✧*.⋆ MUNDAY QUESTIONS: 

What made you choose this muse? 

What do you think about muses on Sideblogs? 

Do you have any pets? 

What is your favorite music? 

What do you think about your writting?

If you  face your muse, what would you tell them? 

Do you accept any kind of anons? 

What do you think about people that hates you? 

( if the mun have a fc ): Why you choose this fc for your use? 

What connect you with your actual muse? 

[notyouraveragesecretary]

Smut/Kink Prompts-for when you're in the mood to write smut

Send me a prompt, I’ll write you some smut using that prompt.  Send me a 

Ablutophilia: I’ll write our characters making love in a bath or shower Agoraphilia: I’ll write our characters having sex in a public place Claustrophilia: I’ll write our characters having sex in a confined/small space Coprolalia: I’ll write my/your character talking dirty to the other Endytophilia: I’ll write my/your character having sex while clothed/partially clothed Fetishism: I’ll write your/my character having sex/playing with an intimate object.  Hematolagnia: I’ll write our characters having sex with blood play Haptephilia: I’ll write my/your character becoming aroused by my/your character’s touch.  Masochism: I’ll write my/your character being dominated/humiliated by my/your character Odaxelagnia: I’ll write our characters biting each other in a sexual manner  Parthenophilia: I’ll write my/your character taking the others virginity  Polyiterophilia: I’ll write our characters having sex together with multiple other characters. Scatophilia: I’ll write my/your character talking dirty over the phone to your/my character. Somnophilia: I’ll write my/your character waking the other up by sex Triolism: I’ll write our characters in a threesome Vincilagnia: I’ll write my/your character being tied up by your/my character sexually. Voyeurism: I’ll write my/your character watching the other having sex/masturbating

[lostlovejess]

Waking up || closed

@itsinthelore

Jess sat stroking Sam’s hair, waiting for him to come to. Dean had gone home to get some rest. The doctor assured her that he would wake up soon, so she stayed up. Waiting. She’d slept some while he was actually in surgery.

“Come on baby… Wake up…”

[itsinthelore]

Sam mumbled quietly as he started coming round, disoriented and still on pain medicine. The first thing he saw when he opened eyes was Jessica. Not yet remembering where he was or why. Sam mumbled, “how come I’m here…?” The surgery was an astounding success, and now all that’s left is to recover.

[lostlovejess]

She strokes his hair, “you’re in the hospital baby… You had your surgery today.”

[itsinthelore]

“Did I die?” Sam asked, completely seriously. He was still a little out of it from the medicine.

[lostlovejess]

She smiles, “no… You’re okay.”

[itsinthelore]

“You’re pretty,” Sam muttered, reaching up to touch Jess’s hair. Still not all there, but affectionate and happy with her at his side.

[lostlovejess]

She smiles, kissing his cheek, “Thanks baby… You know what your surgery was, right? you remember?

[itsinthelore]

“Donger,” was his reply, and he laughed a little too hard at his own statement. Maybe they had given him a little too much anesthesia. He’d come around soon enough though, at least he knew what he was here for.

[lostlovejess]

She nods, “that’s right baby… You finished your transition…”

[itsinthelore]

"Dang.." He mumbled, and reached out to pat Jess's cheek. Apparently she was much more interesting to him. "I love you..."

[cheryl1967-deactivated20200904]

Two of Us - Cheryl/Sam

@itsinthelore

Cheryl had paced the floor of her living room for a hour before getting the courage to call Sam.  They’d exchanged numbers after meeting at the coffeeshop, and she’d be lying if she said there hadn’t been some spark between them.  At least, she thought there was.

Her fingers tapped out the number and she took a deep breath before pasting on a smile.  “Sam!  Hi, Cheryl Kingsbury.  Listen, I have a coupon for Olive Garden for dinner for two, and….and I was wondering if you’d join me?” 

[itsinthelore]

Sam picked up the phone, having fallen asleep while reading. He was groggy at first, but when Cheryl started talking, he perked up. Grinning he replied, "Hey Cheryl! It's good to hear from you! I'll totally join you if you want, that sounds great."

He paused a little, smiling, before adding, "is this you asking me on a date?"

[lostlovejess]

Waking up || closed

@itsinthelore

Jess sat stroking Sam’s hair, waiting for him to come to. Dean had gone home to get some rest. The doctor assured her that he would wake up soon, so she stayed up. Waiting. She’d slept some while he was actually in surgery.

“Come on baby… Wake up…”

[itsinthelore]

Sam mumbled quietly as he started coming round, disoriented and still on pain medicine. The first thing he saw when he opened eyes was Jessica. Not yet remembering where he was or why. Sam mumbled, “how come I’m here…?” The surgery was an astounding success, and now all that’s left is to recover.

[lostlovejess]

She strokes his hair, “you’re in the hospital baby… You had your surgery today.”

[itsinthelore]

“Did I die?” Sam asked, completely seriously. He was still a little out of it from the medicine.

[lostlovejess]

She smiles, “no… You’re okay.”

[itsinthelore]

“You’re pretty,” Sam muttered, reaching up to touch Jess’s hair. Still not all there, but affectionate and happy with her at his side.

[lostlovejess]

She smiles, kissing his cheek, “Thanks baby… You know what your surgery was, right? you remember?

[itsinthelore]

"Donger," was his reply, and he laughed a little too hard at his own statement. Maybe they had given him a little too much anesthesia. He'd come around soon enough though, at least he knew what he was here for.

[uhnochian-blog]

is anyone going to tell him there are no blades on that lawnmower

[salt-and-pepper-panda]

shhhhh how many times do you think a winchester has mowed a lawn shhhhhhh

[itsinthelore]

That lawn doesn't even need mowed...

[itsinthelore]

Let me put it this way: if, in the service industry, I couldn't not smile and be perky without risk of being fired after: 1. My uncle dying 2. My parents threatening to throw me out 3. Being misgendered and treated as less than human by family and customers alike 4. Just getting out of the hospital after a suicide attempt 5. Actively having flashbacks and panic attacks 6. Waking up in a bad mood/having a bad day Then someone can't be an absolute cuntwaffle to someone, ANYONE, at their job just because 1. They had a bad day 2. Somethings happening in their life 3. They don't like that person It's not how the service industry WORKS. You're super nice and compliant, or you're fired. That's it. No matter who you didn't smile at. I almost got fired the other day because I didn't smile when some rando 80 year old called me a "pretty little lady id like to cuddle". So if you're on your phone, making someone feel less than human, treating them bad, fuck you and I hope you get fired. Jared's a bigger man than I am because he wishes her peace, I wish she gets some server to treat her the way she treated him. That's all I'm saying about this from now on. Back to your regularly scheduled rping.

[thexolderwinchxster-blog]

@itsinthelore What I’m getting is that he got crap service from some bartender and he went on a rant about it (plus posted a pic of said bartender) and now people are less than pleased about it.

[itsinthelore]

I found out and Jared is 100% in the right holy shit he even said he hope she works out whatever pissed her off so much to make her act like a dick to him?? As someone who works in service. If he wasn't famous people would be clamoring to get her fired because don't they looooove that right? But because it's Jared, suddenly it's Evil (tm). And the post wasn't even directed at the public, it was directed at her employer, hence the pic. Would it have been better not to add the picture? Probably, but I don't blame him at all. Like damn. I wrote a whole rant about it too, as someone who works service you just. Can't do that kind of stuff to someone. It's what you're paid for. Ugh.

[gameboycartridge-deactivated202]

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