THIS IS GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM, MAJOR TOM DO YOU COPY
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW
someone tell this fUCKING MANIAC what MONTH IT IS
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THIS IS GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM, MAJOR TOM DO YOU COPY
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW
someone tell this fUCKING MANIAC what MONTH IT IS
>John and Jave: Reenter
OOC
((If Tumblr deletes my blog for some reason before I can archive it
Come find me on @betwixtstarfall ))
So I hear Tumblr’s Done
While on paper the idea is that their bot is going to only get rid of NSFW stuff, the Flagging AI is already flagging things like flesh colored animals or the word “titties”. So even though I’ve been away from the RP scene for a while due to school and work, I can only imagine that the RP fandom is at least partially trying to decide if they’ll stay here or move.
If the consensus is move, please let me know where I can find you/where all the cool kids are gonna be going! I’d love to try to get back into the swing come 2019, but I’d most specifically love to be able to find you guys again.
My only reliable online presence aside from here is my Discord, please PM me if you would like it, I’m on there more days then not. Aside from that, I hope to see you guys around soon!
Man this sucks
-Harmy/Symph/Egmun
==> john: sendificate.
ectobismallogist:
you’re not, like, proud of your cooking. it’s just a thing you were forced to do for nine years and have gotten pretty proficient at. you’re just lucky it’s convenient.
you make a week’s worth of heaping helpings. steamed pork buns, fat soup dumplings, spring rolls. all the fixings. you even spend way more time than necessary baking homemade fortune cookies. you don’t write any fortunes for him though. you’re literally from the future, so that feels like cheating.
you finish off with a ton of rice–no, seriously, probably like a metric ton– and pile all the food on the floor of your weird buddhist-hellenist-fusion-style temple. this is a lot of takeout. good thing you still have an alchemiter to make some huge plastic Tupperware™.
alex and zack find you, eventually, in the remote spot in the forest. they both look not so super thrilled to be here, which is fine. you make a mock bow and ignore zack’s complaints about how much food there is to carry. more carrying means less corn eating. you also ignore the note alex slips discreetly into the pile. if they want to contribute one piece of paper to your pile of food, that’s fine.
“cool. my part’s done.” you turn to leave, trusting that they’ll come up with something without you.
You’re still nervous about potentially popping time bubbles, but Zack said it was cool and he’s the closest expert around. It was likely better to send in some food rather than a person, both because you’re not sure how this will work and because food is less likely to doom a timeline. Probably.
Taking the necklace off, you close your eyes and think of exactly where you’re sending this stuff, then flip the charm into the air like a coin as you smile.
The portal opens as normal, growing outward from the quarter-sized dream catcher and swirling with soft white light, speckled with colors constantly swirling in motion. Every now and then there’s a greenish-yellow electric streak that makes Zack frown.
You step back, making room for your brother’s part. He gives you a look then lifts his hands uncertainly. With a bit of focus, the portal changes, the soft white turning into more of a swirled red. The many colors are there, as is the lightening, but they’re sluggishly slow now and harder to pick out of the darker light. It was… Unnerving to you. Looking back at Zack, all he does is glance at you with glowing red eyes.
“You just gonna stand there or what?”
You were not just going to stand there. You start delivering the goods into the portal, like loading a food truck, except the back of the truck was a time-and-space bending magic portal to the outside of the universe.
It didn’t take too long before all the food (and a quick “love” note) was delivered to Jave, several months in the past and a reality away.
Your name is JAVE STRIDBERT and you have crossed rivers and hills.
Your name is JAVE STRIDBERT and you saw the flicker of a glowing light open up on the other side of the plains, right as you were warned to keep your eyes pealed.
Your name is JAVE STRIDBERT and you just blacked out for a solid 10 seconds as you wiped out on the last hill. Your bad for trying to snowboard down a snowless hill using only tree bark and mushroom slime.
Your name is JAVE STRIDBERT and you’ve just come across a pile of the most amazing, delicious smelling food you’ve seen in your whole damn life. And NONE of it corn.
You’ll see the note when your animal brain stops screaming. For now?
Your name is JAVE STRIDBERT and you have never cried so freely in your whole damn life.
normal things with creepy connotations:
stopped clocks
people accidentally speaking in unison
cold wind at night (when it’s not snowing)
seeing a light go off in a window
static in the air - everyone’s hair is standing up
slow piano music in a place that’s otherwise silent
finding something you lost a long time ago sitting in plain sight
yall will talk for hours about pizza toppings but when it comes to pizza bottomings yall are silent..👀
you mean crust?? you want fucking crust??
It was silent The trees The birds The air There was just the sound of me, breaking💚
peaceful easy feeling
witchcraft | FOREST WITCHES
forest witches use the power of the woods and the nature that it houses in their magic. they often work with plants, dirt, animals and foraged items.
taz aesthetic board! really happy with this one
ectobismallogist
you’re supernaturally bad at this.
occult it out pretending like the puns havent at least made you a little high spirited
just cause you laughed so hard you’re coffin.
man this is stressful i dont know if i can churn out any morgue
incomprehensible on main. unknowable on main. just an utterly fucking unfathomable bastard on main