let that motherfucker burn

It’s…overwhelming.

Well it's uni, what did you expect?

@selenagomez: oh god no!!

@lillyleigh: i loved that movie..

#tweets #c: selena

Might as well be. It’s not like I act my age anyways. Haha. So where are you from? I’m guessing you’re new?

I've been here for about a month actually. I'm from England, what about you?

I really wasn’t asking because I can’t be bothered to care right now but good to know.

Is uni really that bad?

I thought it was pretty original. Well my name is Alison I go by Allie though. That’s a nickname in it’s self. Unless you’re going for something like ‘Allie Cat’ or ‘Alligator’

Not really. Allie cat? Alligator? What are you 12?

sgomezofrpharchive-blog

Oh yeah, you should try the lavender and vanilla facials if you’re still going to decide to go. They just make your face feel so nice. I don’t have to read it, it’s the paps that show it to me by telling me so I really can’t help but find out that kind of stuff whether I like it or not.

Will do, having a face that feels good is always good. Tell them to shut the fuck up then or put on some headphones and ignore them.

#c: harry

Look who it is. Just who I needed to make me feel better.

I missed you too Tarzan Boy, I'm doing great, thanks so much for asking.

justsophiajay

“This is it.” She breathed, carefully unboxing the dress she had been working on. Whilst her collection she wanted to release initially was to be everyday clothes that girls could wear, inspiration had hit late at night, and she’d been working so incredibly hard on turning her vision into a reality. “W-what do you think?”

"Well, even I have to admit that this looks pretty good."

#c: sophia

wthjadey-blog

“One day if I get married it’s gonna be Disney themed and my husband and I are gonna sing and dance to ‘If I Didn’t Have You’ from Monsters, Inc. and that’s just how it’s gonna be.”

What if your future husband hates Disney?

#c: jade

sgomezofrpharchive-blog

“So once I come back from another trip, I find in tabloids everywhere that I’m going back to my ‘womanizer’ ways and deserve to die in a hole for breaking their ‘mom’s’ heart again. Isn’t that the sure fire way to really mess someone’s head up, eh? Anyway hi, I guess or do you have something to say too? Please, be my guest,”

I was just going to say that I really need another day at the spa but whatever. Why do you read this stuff anyways?

#c: harry

Why did I think going to uni was a good idea? The last year is so hard and it’s only been a week. This was a terrible idea, I can’t do this.

Wow you survived really long now didn't you.

@selenagomez: there's something about the boy next door 🙏👼💁

@lillyleigh: the movie with jennifer lopez?

#tweets #c: selena

“Oh so you know the joke then? That’s cool. Who told you the joke? I’m assuming someone has before for you to know it. Well I’m actually not a natural blonde but I’ll take the nickname”

Can't remember, but it's not really an original joke. Guess I'll have to think of a new nickname already then. What's your name blondie?

henleystfu

The only bad thing about fall are the pumpkin everything. I love pumpkins as much as the next lady. But do I really need a pumpkin spice latte, pumpkin tart, pumpkin gum, and a pumpkin candle? No. But I get all into this weird hype and essentially I’d expect pumpkin everything around room 4B.

I love Halloween and I love carving pumpkins and pmpkin spice latte's, but anything else is disgusting.

#c: kylie

I’m really bad at introductions so I’m just going to go with a really awkward joke pertaining to one of my favourite animals… the giraffe. Okay so what do you get when two giraffes collide?

A Girrafic Jam, and this 'introduction' was even worse than a normal, 'hi my name is blondie'.

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