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Alex: Well how many times has it been so far?
Hen: My love.
Hen: Do you /really/ wanna know the answer to that?

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Text to: Alex
Alex: Well how many times has it been so far?
Hen: My love.
Hen: Do you /really/ wanna know the answer to that?
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Hen: Real talk, how many times can I just not show up to work before I get fired?
Hen: I mean sure, it's father's day weekend and people love "eating" or whatever. But I could just play hooky, right?
Dylan was in his own little world after he was done with his last final. He was checking a few things on his phone. Then he looked up and saw that he was really close to bumping into *your character*. “Sorry about that. I guess I need to pay more attention to where I’m going” he said with a slight worried face.
Henley didn’t know what had brought her to campus. She was just wandering to pass the time. Someone had bumped into her, thinking she was a student was asked about some classes, and thus began pretending she was a student currently. It was when she heard Dylan’s voice she realized how bad this whole plan seemed. “Oh hey! No worries man, you didn’t even bump me.”
Evalee laughed. “Does anyone actually like cleaning though? I like the clean home afterwards…but the actual process? Not the most appealing way to spend my time.”
“We had a maid back home, perks of a politician father and a drunk for a stepmother,” she laughed. “The after feeling is heaven, especially when you’re still trying to keep everything clean and you can find it all with ease.”
No Henley! [laughs] It doesn’t work, don’t fall for it! Their asses are so big because they have the right personal trainers who know exactly how to build the muscle in the areas they want, whilst keeping their waists super slim. That, and I’m certain they go under the knife regularly.
Ugh. I just want a big butt that will remind someone of a Kanye West song... Sad. Unfortunately waitressing won’t pay for personal trainers or some expensive surgery. *chuckles*
“Don’t let your ego grow too much now, I have a ring on my finger for a reason.” She started to pack up her things. “Alright! Just give me a second to tell the hubby and we should be good to go.” Dylan got up, closed her backpack, and sent a quick text. “Okay, lead the way sir.”
Henry laughed as he scratched the back of his head. After all these years he was fully aware his ego was beyond the point of saving. “Do you need to drop your backpack off at home or anything? That way you don’t need to worry about it being stolen or something.”
Smile!
AU ||
How high are you right now?
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*sees your character leaning their face toward her and pulls back some with a playful smirk on her face* Were you trying to kiss me?
As if! *laughs* I thought I saw something on your face, just double checking.
“You better mean to the movies and not to some strip club.” raises an eyebrow with a slight smirk on her face.
“Hush,” he laughed. “If I recall last time we went to the strip club you loved it. But whatever my lady wants she gets so sure a movie.”
“Yes Looney Tunes! Aubrey is crazy for it right now. But I’m sure most kids get crazy about cartoons soon. And with the weather being fickle it’s nice to have nice days in,” she smiled. “Yourself is fine! If you want to win her over I suggest popcorn or ice cream. But that’s your call.”
“Hook ‘em early huh? I like the way you think Myah,” he laughed. “Who knows, I might just have to come bringing both. Text me your address and I’ll be around... 4ish? Too early? She’s only like 4 yeah, I’d hate to keep y’all up to long.”
“How wild are you planning mate?” Tanner laughed. “Yeah, let me just text Bee so she knows I won’t be coming over and it’s better not to come to mine. What do you wanna be doing tonight?”
"As wild as these ones can get me,” he chuckled. “No worries man. I just kind of wanna relax and not worry about work for once in forever. So probably just a bar or something, I dunno.”
“You really love her, huh?” Eliza asked. She was one to take talks of love with a grain of salt. Her parents had a messy divorce and any relationship she had seen ended with heartbreak. “Brooding? Me? Never.”
“Certainly more than I’d care to admit,” he laughed. “Why is that so hard to believe? Have you got some horrible stereotype in your head about guys like me with girls like her or something?” he teased. “Ha! As far as I’m concerned your middle name is brooding.”
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eliza: please don’t ever become an actual poet
henry: why is it you don’t want me having fun? henry: i could be a poet waiter, it’s quite the slash
Dylan was working on school work, trying to finish the semester strong. Then she heard someone ask her a question. Once she heard the question she shrugged. Then Dylan shook her head, “You are easy on the eyes, but hey if it works then don’t fix it” she let out a little laugh. Henry’s question caught her off guard a little. “Umm, sure why not, I can always use a break from studying.”
Henry smiled and let out a chuckle. “You be careful there Dylan, you’ll have someone thinking you’re trying to flirt and I can’t imagine the hubby would love that too much,” he teased knocking her shoulder playfully. “Of course you could! Studying is the pits, c’mon we’ll go hit up a bar!”
Seth couldn’t help but chuckle. “And then you have me, and people don’t take me seriously. They’re always like…oh, you’re a fashion designer? Shouldn’t you be the model or something? Which - don’t get me wrong - is extremely flattering. But also, not a fan of the stereotype.” He grinned at Henry’s suggestion. “I definitely need a night out.”
“I still find myself off guard when you remind me,” he smiled. To be fair, the guy was drop dead gorgeous, the whole you should be a model thing did make entire sense until you saw his designs. Some of the stuff Henry couldn’t wait to actually get his hands on. “Once you’ve got a true line out, and everyone sees it. I’m sure they’ll want you more on that end than in the modeling side, just you wait,” Henry nodded. “Alright, let’s do it man! I’m thinking we just stick to a couple bars, let the night take us where it will.”
“Oh my god, as if,” Myah laughed. Truly she couldn’t remember the last time she had a proper night out. Of course, there were dates with Seth, and those definitely counted as nights out. But one where she was out with friends? Not constantly checking her phone waiting for the inevitable break down text from the sitter? One of those she could not recall. “But you are more than welcome at mine for a Looney Tunes marathon.”
“Looney Tunes?” He asked, laughter falling from his lips. “I don’t know the last time I watched cartoons, to begin with, let alone Looney Tunes. Yeah count me in, what should I bring over?”