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[incogniito]

A cough is just a crunchy breath

[lunchparade-deactivated20201030]

When you say something bad about your self and your friends agree

[sandflake]

I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…

Veins everywhere?

gorgeous~

Skin patches? Birthmarks?

hella rad~

Scars? Stretch marks?

beautiful~

Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?

heckie yeah~

Large? Curvy?

lovely~

Small? Thin?

charming~

Missing a few pieces?

handsome as ever~

Feel like you just look weird?

you’re fantastic looking~

[mymindcontinuestobecomeabstract]

THIS is the best post ever. 

[herokind-archive]

THIS.

[spacedlexi]

if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

[topsiders-tanlines]

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin

[dashaibo]

It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.

[frowningfox]

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.

[phdintvwatching]

Parks and Rec gets real. 

[beshertolockthedoor-blog]

Parks and Rec is always real.

[subtubitles]

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

so it’s like the first really hot day of the season today and I was walking down the street to the bus station. I’m wearing a crop top and honestly look fine as ever.

I pass these two guys and they whistle and one made cat noises and one asked “hey missy, where are you going dressed like that?”

and I was trying to walk past but it looked like they were about to follow me so I tried to say “back off” or “go to hell” but I was flustered because I’ve never been catcalled before and I said loudly “BACK TO HELL”

and they were just like “shit alright” and let me be.

[imashleigh]

I legitimately laughed, out loud, involuntarily. I love this post so much.

[chandlermuriels]

[rednines]

If you add two pounds of sugar to literally one ton of concrete it will ruin the concrete and make it unable to set properly which is good to know if you wanna resist something being built, French anarchists used this to resist prison construction in the 80s

[catgirlcaliphate]

I’m just gonna go ahead and reblog this for purely educational purposes.

[dicksplit]

[protete]

[viralthings]

Before and after I sign good boy to my deaf dog

[feywandererart]

[cloududart]

[joannus]

[cyberrdaddy-deactivated20150224]

did she really confuse cannibals with cannon balls

[thecommonchick]

OMG THIS IS THE CUTEST THING 

[omghacks]

[team-joebama-deactivated2019033]

i just watched this five times in a row

[princessplayerh8r-deactivated20]

The kid doing the Obama impersonation (cameron) is literally our senior class president. He won by doing his entire speech in Obama’s voice I shit you not.

[team-joebama-deactivated2019033]

reblog for those who’d wondered if he’d won

[fuckyeavanity]

i need to meet their parents.

[unfollower-deactivated20260220]

i dont get why people say ‘tea is just leaf water’ and then act like coffee’s so great like what do u think you’re drinking. bean water is what