"sounds a lot like kettle"

kaz (she/her) | straight up obsessed with mike wozniak | am always happy to discuss taskmaster x | mike wozniak side-blog: @back-up-rainbow

[olympain]

[itslittlealexhorne]

oh john kearns my beloved

[taskmastercaps]

[ID: Nine screencaps from Taskmaster. John Kearns stands outside a house holding up a tiny rubber duck and saying delightedly, “How small’s he? You can’t buy them that small.” Later, in the studio, he says, “I bought my son one a month ago.” Greg Davies asks, “But did you try and get a really small one? Did you do extensive research into the smallest duck you can buy?” John says, “There is only one size of duck. I don’t know what the fuck they were. I’d have looked mad if I’d gone up to the pharmacist and gone…” Laughing, Greg and Alex Horne ask in unison, “Pharmacist?” End ID.]

[itslittlealexhorne]

YOU CAN’T BUY THEM THAT SMALL !!!

[studentlifeproblems]

[taskmastercaps]

[ID: Three screencaps from Taskmaster. Victoria Coren Mitchell says with a shrug, “What I think’s cool is, you know, customising your own inhaler. You know what I mean? Like having different glasses for different occasions.” End ID.]

[itslittlealexhorne]

when i say i'm in love with her...

[taskmastercaps]

[ID: Two screencaps from Taskmaster. Alan Davies lies on his back on the floor of a bare white room, with a roughly painted portrait on the distant ceiling. From off-screen, Alex Horne says, “Twenty seconds, Alan.” Trying to tape a paintbrush to the end of a long stick, Alan replies, “Oh, come on! Twenty seconds to give a man a soul?” End ID.]

[itslittlealexhorne]

alan, my beloved

[itslittlealexhorne]

just a post saying that i’m unbelievably hyped for john kearns on taskmaster season 14 that’s all xx

[taskmastercaps]

[ID: Two screencaps from Taskmaster. Mike Wozniak stands in an empty white room next to Alex Horne, who’s sitting in a chair and dressed as a Roman soldier. Mike says, “My immediate instinct is to put you in a bath. But that might not necessarily help.” End ID.]

[itslittlealexhorne]

mike and alex are my dream team and they’re so terrible <3

[itslittlealexhorne]

posting this here bc it’s technically taskmaster-related:

I’M SO HYPED TO LISTEN TO THISSS

[itslittlealexhorne]

people on twitter are mad at nish again- they’re calling him racist this time ! the levels of ignorance that they’re showing is absolutely incredible. and the sheer irony of their replies… i cannot BELIEVE that these people genuinely think this way lmaooo anyways stan nish

[itslittlealexhorne]

look, i LOVE the season 13 teams, however…

part of me still longs for an ardal and sophie team because it makes sense in my head

[itslittlealexhorne]

further evidence for an ardal/sophie team:

in heg, both contestants brought in puppets

and then proceeded to initially only reveal their first names

before finally revealing, as a sucker-punch, that these insane puppets both have surnames.

[itslittlealexhorne]

look, i LOVE the season 13 teams, however…

part of me still longs for an ardal and sophie team because it makes sense in my head

[itslittlealexhorne]

the little detail of alex Being A Dad™️ and complimenting people’s high-five techniques during that task is so special to me…

[itslittlealexhorne]

i just need to express my love and appreciation for ardal’s insane chaos strategy during the high-five task, and the joy i experienced when it actually paid off quite well

[kitmarlowe]

Okay, so who’s gonna jump the gun? Judi is gonna do it straight away. She’s gonna be first.

[itslittlealexhorne]

i love it when someone makes a comment about a fellow contestant, and it almost IMMEDIATELY gets proven correct

[itslittlealexhorne]

I AM SEVEN TYPES OF RANKTIT. U R SWEL MAN. HAIL TM!

- Ardal O’Hanlon, 2022

[morganaspendragonss]

‘will taskmaster be happy’ ardal i want to hold you

[itslittlealexhorne]

ardal proudly going “but we’ve retained our dignity” after getting zero points in a task where he ended up rolling on the floor, telling himself it’s okay is icon behaviour