I have never been a fan of mindless banter.

I know opens your eyes to me a lot.

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itsmxirons:

If you’d come all the way to Ireland for little old me then I’d feel very obligated to hang out with you

i will totally come all the way for you, i adore you and i wanna see ireland. so it’s a win win in my books. when shall i come by?

Um this weekend. The wife and I can get the place totally ready for ya.

itsmxirons:

Well I can’t even think of a competing story so no

See, my husband is a smart man and he absolutely knows when it’s best to agree, ha.

I walk a fine line, taunting but knowing how not far to take it

itsmxirons:

You have a unusual obsession with thighs my friend

What’s unusual about it? Some people are ass men, some are thigh guys.

Well we know which one you are now, don’t we?

itsmxirons

Is that the Doty’s you are sticking too?

Should I not?

Well I can’t even think of a competing story so no

hcurly

itsmxirons:

Ok we’ve moved to certain here, we are making progress. Also do you believe my shit?

I have a feeling I shouldn’t?

No, no one should ever believe anything out of this mouth

misstayalison-archived

itsmxirons:

I’ll make them good and fabulous just for you to enjoy, you know a little moments of our friendship

i enjoy our friendship, we need to just hangout. when are you free? i feel i don’t spend enough time with you anymore

If you’d come all the way to Ireland for little old me then I’d feel very obligated to hang out with you

itsmxirons:

I know I’m very self proud

I hope I get to have his thighs wrapped around me sometime. For work or otherwise.

You have a unusual obsession with thighs my friend

itsmxirons

Did I give you enough time to sleep love?

Mhm, yes you did. Was very much needed. Although one probably can never have enough sleep.

Is that the Doty’s you are sticking too?

itsmxirons:

I am so tired. Please let me sleep for the next 48 hours.

Did I give you enough time to sleep love?

itsmxirons:

I am so tired. Please let me sleep for the next 48 hours.

What did you do??

itsmxirons:

Nah I did film that movie withBen Barnes and our thighs got together say 7 years agao

Did ye now? Oooh, Ben Barnes is gorgeous. You’re a lucky lad.

I know I’m very self proud

itsmxirons:

Just don’t shove me in the water

Why though? It’s fun.

Cause I said so

itsmxirons:

Just don’t shove me in the water

Why though? It’s fun.

Because it’s cold and I don’t prefer to be cold

itsmxirons:

Well our garden on top of castle was top of the list then maybe after we can find some flowers in the field

We are so lucky we can go outside whenever we want to.

Just don’t shove me in the water

itsmxirons:

Mhmm let me bath you in love as we enjoy the sun today

That sounds like a perfect plan to me. Got anywhere you want to go today?

Well our garden on top of castle was top of the list then maybe after we can find some flowers in the field

itsmxirons:

I’m not ignoring the mild sexy, undertones here. No quite enjoying them

I bet ye are, ye saucy devil. Probably haven’t had a bloke’s thighs around ye since yer private school days.