Nolan G. Funk

Actor. Lover. Fighter. Elvis Impersonator. Food enthusiast. Catnapper.

[itsnolanfunk]

 sweetleighsinner :

I know,I used to be an Awkward junkie,I’m just teasing you.

I’m Leigh Anne, nice to meet you Nolan.

Ha you got me there. I promise I’m nothing like Collin so it’s okay to be friends with me but it’s nice to meet you, Leigh Anne!

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 the-lourd :

That’s okay, just keep complimenting me like that and it’ll be a great substitution to an intro. I can always Wikipedia you and find out stuff you didn’t even know was true about yourself, anyway. Or you can make something up?

Lucky for us I’m amazing with compliments.  I have no doubt that you can. I’m sure there’s someone out there who knows way too many thing and can even predict my future to the T to put online. I could but what if we end up being friends and I’m not as awesome as I lied myself to be?

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 selxna-gomez :

I haven’t performed in LA yet, so you are safe. Are you still in New York? I’ve got a show there tomorrow. I am enjoying it! It’s fun to travel and meet all of the fans. Sounds fun though!

Ah what a relief. I’ll be sure to catch the LA show when it hits. Hopefully I’m in town for it. No, unfortunately I’m not. I’m back in LA now. I can imagine! I be they love every second of it.

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 ash-fletcher :

I think it takes an actor a lot of skill to be able to get some many to people to hate their character, which I thought made Collin even better for the plot. All the others were too easy to like sometimes. 

I appreciate that. I’m just really good at being the villain, I guess. No but seriously I couldn’t have portrayed Collin the way I did without such an amazing cast beside me. Really? I’ve always been a huge fan of Matty even if I did steal his girl.

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After vacationing in Hawaii for the past few days, I’ve decided I’m never leaving. If you need me any time soon, I’ll be in my own personal cabana on the beach without a care in the world and a cocktail in my hand.

[itsnolanfunk]

Hey there Lea. Remember me? Is there room for one more because Hawaii sounds beautiful.

[tinylucyhalexo]

Today I managed to cut open the whole back of my ankle because I’m obviously a genius. Only I would not realize that a door swings and push it all the way open and not move fast enough for it to swing back and hit me right in the back of my foot, scraping over my ankle and bruising the heel of my foot. I swear, some of the things I do, I deserve awards for. Despite walking around with a bloody sock, today was pretty great. It’s 10 PM and I have a shit ton of food from Sonic and I plan to enjoy each and every bit of it, while debating what to watch. Movie suggestions would be great, since I have no clue what has come out recently. 

[itsnolanfunk]

Ouch that sounds painful just thinking about it. You should probably get it checked! But I do hope you feel better and look out for doors.

[itsnolanfunk]

You're not, trust me but I do appreciate the love! I honestly thought Collin was hated by all. I think they might be ending the series actually so I'm not sure if there is even a possibility now.

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[itsnolanfunk]

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👮 Has my muse ever had sex in public?Yes, he definitely has.💬 When did my muse go on their first date?He was fifteen. His parents let him have the have the downstairs of the house and he cooked for the girl.

[itsnolanfunk]

💔💑 💋 👀 👎😳

💔 What was my muse’s first heartbreak?

He were in a serious relationship when he was younger, a high school sweetheart, who cheated on him with one of his best friends. 

💑 What are my muse’s requirements for a potential partner?

My muse has a very good sense of humor so he just looks for someone he can laugh with, who can ultimately be one of his best friends. He loves a girl who loves to eat as much as him because he’s food obsessed especially desserts. 

💋 How many people has my muse slept with?

My muse has slept with five people though he’ll never actually tell anyone because he believes privacy is key.

👀 Is my muse the type to sleep around?

Not really. He’s done it once or twice in the last few months but those were rare occasions and he doesn’t really enjoy it.

👎 Would my muse ever cheat on their partner?

Never! He’s been cheated on and he knows how it feels so he’d never do it to anyone else.

😳 What was my muse’s worst romantic/sexual relationship?

His first of course! It was awkward since he was just discovering sex and how to actually have it.

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sex+romance headcanons!

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ofhotheads:

Send me a symbol. Please note that some answers may be NSFW.

🌟 What is my muse’s sexual/romantic orientation? 💦 At what age did my muse lose their virginity? 😘 Would my muse have sex on the first date? 😊 Would my muse ever ask someone on a date? 👍 Does my muse prefer to be asked on a date, or would they rather do the asking? 😉 What are my muse’s fetishes/kinks? 💬 When did my muse go on their first date? 💯 What is my muse’s ideal date? 💗 Has my muse ever been in love? 👠 What was my muse’s last serious relationship like? 👰 Would my muse ever get married? 🌼 Would my muse prefer a big wedding or a small wedding? 🍬 Is my muse a sub, dom, or switch? 🏩 What was my muse’s first time like? 🎆 Is my muse into monogamy? 💕 Would my muse ever be in a polyamorous relationship? 🔥 Would my muse ever be up for a threesome? 👮 Has my muse ever had sex in public? 💔 What was my muse’s first heartbreak? 💑 What are my muse’s requirements for a potential partner? 💋 How many people has my muse slept with? 👀 Is my muse the type to sleep around? 👎 Would my muse ever cheat on their partner? 😳 What was my muse’s worst romantic/sexual relationship? 💲Would my muse ever date/marry/sleep with someone because they were rich? 👓 Would my muse ever lie for sex? 👿 Would my muse ever blackmail someone into sex? 🎥 Who is my muse’s celebrity crush? 🎀 Who would my muse sleep with if nobody ever had to know? 💍 Has my muse ever had a one-night stand? 💝 Does my muse like Valentine’s Day? 💘 What are the ways my muse says ‘I love you’ without actually saying it?

[itsnolanfunk]

 troibelli :

The most valuable of them all. Preferably, for those that don’t know you. Personally, at least.

I couldn’t agree with you more but isn’t a stranger just a friend waiting to happen? I’m Nolan, Nolan Funk.

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 janelmeilanix :

No, no being a jerkface. Just say you missed me, I know you did! I need someone to take me on Costco dates, loser. You can’t take it away again. 

But then I’d feel bad about lying. And look at that, you’re already calling me names. Have you been to Costco since I left or are you cheating on me?

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 diagron-babe :

Welcome back to reality, Funk. Where have you been hiding and why has it been somewhere far away from me? I should be offended, but I guess since you’re back, I’ll let it slide. ha. How are you?

Damnit. I was still hoping this was all just fantasy. I’ve been working! And as for why it’s so far I don’t know. I just show up and do what I have to do. Thank you, oh kind one. I’m good, I’m great. How are you?

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 supermbenoist :

It’s a recent development. It’s just personal life stuff that I am going to stick in a box and hope it stays there. I don’t like eh feelings so I try not to have them too often. I have been focusing on the exciting because it means figuring stuff out for Vancouver since we got picked up for a season 2.You do sound like a Hallmark card but I like Hallmark cards.

I won’t question it, I promise. I hope it stays there too and you’ll be okay. I don’t blame you. Eh feelings are never any fun and it’s just like what can you do with them really? You guys did? Congratulations! That’s awesome. Hallmark cards are pretty nice, it’s like apple pie.

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 selxna-gomez :

Way too long. I’ve been alright! Yeah, I’m on tour, started at the beginning of the month. What’ve you been up to?

I’m glad to hear that! I was trying to catch you when you were performing here but I was all the way in New York so I missed it. How are you enjoying it? I’ve been working like crazy with a little play in between.

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 lianawth :

No, I really was devastated. I had no one who’d sing Beautiful Soul to me while I did body rolls. That really destroys a girl on the inside. But I guess I can get you some welcome back mac and cheese. Probably, but I don’t keep tabs on it. You think it was clever?

Is that why you’re picking on me already? Because I feel the love. I’m pretty sure it was his hit song ‘Leavin’ but I’ll let this one slide and I’ll do you one good. And a chocolate cupcake? Because then I’d have no choice but to never leave you again. I think it was insanely clever, yes.