strangled by my own bra

"She told me to be true, and kind, and confident in yourself. She raised me to not think of men and women as different. She raised me without gender. It’s kind of the reason she named me Billie. It’s not about being a strong woman-it’s about being a strong person. She once told me, “I never sat you down with a credo. It was more about leading by example.” **********rp account only*********

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@praisethelourd: i feel like i've just woken up from a year long coma. this must be how rick grimes felt at the beginning of the walking dead. minus the zombies.

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[text] Are you going to Evan's birthday thing? And will you be playing? Because I need to know what you're wearing so I can match my pom poms.

[text] Absolutely, you know I can’t resist a good ole competition. And the guzzling of beer. That too. Are you not going to play?

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[text] Haha, that's the perfect name for it, I highly approve. I was thinking of checking it out, so you should come laugh at me pretending to know ANYthing about football. It is football, right?

[text] I feel like it’s my own birthday because I get to see you again tonight? #blessed. That is unless you’re going to break my heart and say you can’t come anymore?

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Billgail never fails

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@jfcabbie

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[text] OMG YES!!! I feel like you just let me into some super exclusive club or something! I'm lowkey freaking out. Are you gonna hit Endzone tonight?

[text] I call it the ‘muff club’ and don’t worry - it doesn’t involve nearly as much lesbianism as it sounds. I might make the Steelers V Chiefs game if gravity doesn’t pull me into The Oasis again tonight. Are you gonna be there? 

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iwannrheonn:

Brilliant! You can never get too much Spiderman, and I think Fox probably agrees with that. I was proud of my Deadpool costume, it was euphoric. Yeah, it’s really odd to think something we filmed in a community center in south London made it so far! I’ve heard plenty about it, sounds like a hit. Sophie used to rave about Scream Queens on set. I don’t think I’d have the self-restraint required to be an ice-cream man. That ice cream would be eaten before you know it. They all go from interesting to frightening with a drop of a hat. I’d say I draw the line at anything with Ramsay in it. Especially Theon x Ramsay: I blame Alfie Allen. Haha! Well, most of the cold stuff is in Northern Ireland and occasionally Iceland, but there’re a few lucky sods who get to film in Croatia! However, I wouldn’t fancy wearing a medieval dress in a Croatian summer… Or a medieval dress at all in fact(!)

I loved the costume choice - who doesn’t love Deadpool? And you totally rocked it. I’m glad some other people went all out and I wasn’t the only one, it would’ve been embarrassing rocking up in a full blown costume if others didn't. Wow, really? That’s great going, I got lucky by meeting Ryan Murphy at a dinner party and apparently he found me funny so he wrote in a character in his new show for me - everything that man touches turns to gold, so I had high hopes straight away. Don’t tell me that though I’ll scream, I’m a huge fan of Sophie, obviously for Sansa and Jean Grey but she seems like a really chill girl as well. That’s very true, I’d quickly develop diabetes or go into some kind of ice cream coma. Do people ship Ramsay and Theon? Fans never fail to amaze me with which characters they’d like to see together.  I mean, they could’ve worked before...all of the torture. I reckon you had a good deal working in the colder places because the costumes were always amazing. I’m a huge fan of faux fur, so if I’d get to wear a coat that even resembles Jon Snow’s, I’d be ecstatic.

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kellyminks:

Why thank you! Whats the name? I trust the uniform is just as, nay, more lovely than the other houses? Honestly? I love rain but you’re right; its not nearly as pretty or fun! Oh, you’ve never made a rain angel?C’mon! I thought you were adventurous! 

I actually can’t remember, but the only important thing that we need to remember is that we’re the best, okay? Damn, I’m a total bore, it never even crossed my mind to go outside and roll around in the rain? Next time the skies open you’re coming with me so no one assumes I’m just having a seizure, okay?

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jxmorrison:

He really is, I had thought about doing the same thing with my kids but it’s something that needs to be discussed with Colin. - By the time our kids are 18 we might not have enough power to get out of bed ourselves let alone walk into their rooms and throw keys at them. Probably both, knowing Julia. You’re her favorite Chanel. 

Are you aiming to be like Charlie Bucket’s grandparents when you’re older, or something? I’ve got to admit, staying in bed all day with three other people is goals worthy, so I feel you. Ugh, that makes me feel as royal as Kate Middleton, let’s not tell Emma? (Just kidding, I’ve already announced it from my rooftop.)

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sharnamayxo:

I suppose… but maybe if he was a gentleman and brought me food instead of letting me starve while I looked for my own, we wouldn’t have this problem, see? Ummm… I don’t see him as a big B.A.T. fan but it could be cute until she’s this 50 pound monster and we’re still calling her puppy, that might be weird. No no, I’ve been lifted up by more than one guy and I’m a pro so it’s perfectly safe and I promise you’re not fat.

Just move in with me, okay. There’s a pizza constantly in the oven here and wifey would never let you go hungry. Although, I guess you’ve got a dancers bod to protect, right? If it’s any consolation, sometimes I get pizzas with mushroom and pepper on, so it’s totally healthy. 

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[text] ilyb (i love you back is a thing, right? it should be!). Maybe I'll just leave the beanie with you whenever I'm away and then it's like we're never really apart. I'm going to have to steal something of yours though, I'll come raid your closet!

[text] It is now? Everyone else will just have to get on our level. I like this plan. Yes. Good. What about one of these bad boys? My spirit lives on through my muffs and I’m bestowing them upon you. Treat them well. {image attached}

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[text] It was perfect in every way! Not to get all mushy or anything but there's so much of her in you, so she's never REALLY gone, you know? Exactly like that - you can have weekends AND holiday Mondays. That's how much I love you! Sweeeet, I don't leave until the 23rd, so that works perfect. Also, I emailed it to you! ;)

[text] That’s only the best compliment you could have ever given me? Wow. ilysm. I’m never going to take it off when I have it, we’re going to be inseparable, beanie and I. That is way too many ‘away’ days for my liking - damn you and your successful career.

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[text] Thanks! But girl, don't even get me started on your outfit! So many feels but you just rocked it in away that would make her proud! How about we share the beanie? When's Evan's? Hopefully I'm still in town.

[text] I felt like I couldn’t not do it? I’ve always wanted to dress in that costume and it felt like the perfect time. Like, shared custody? I’ll take the weekends. It’s on the 20th, I think? Girl, will you settle down? How will I know when to buy my own milk? I need a copy of your schedule. 

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chmrkvsky:

Damn, your mom was the only good reason to ever watch Star Wars. Like that little bit of eye candy sustained me through the whole thing. They’ve got better now though - now that they cast more women and shit. No, hey, own it. Ain’t no one going to compliment yourself better than you. I’m arrogant as fuck, I just claim it as confidence when I get called out.

See, your average person would get embarrassed hearing that, but by my thirteenth birthday I was already so used to it I just started nodding along like “yep, me too. She’s a vixen, that one” so, I agree. And now they have Daisy and of course - myself. How’s that for arrogance? Feels pretty good, actually. I could get used to this. 

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kellyminks:

Oh well, sweet, off to a good start! Which one would you put yourself in? Aw, that’s wonderful, sweetness, so glad to hear it. Alright, that’s a deal! I suppose I need to do the obligatory snow angel before I get to melt happy anyway. This will be hard for me as I am more of a Summer gal but I think I have to suck it up because it seems winter lasts forever on the East Coast! 

Circumstances have changed and Olly and I have invented a new house for folk as regal and blessed and all that good stuff as us, so I’m stealing you and putting you in there with us. You’ve got to favour the snow over this rain we have now though, right? Rain is just a party killer, you can’t make rain angels or anything. Ugh.

[cdyfern]

Underrated friendship of the year award: Billie Lourd and Emma Roberts.

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ollyalexandert:

Right? She’s the best. And um, that would easily be the hands down most amazing slumber party I’ve ever been to. Naturally, I vote yes! Would totally be willing to help out with the treats, too. Unless it’s something we’d all do as part of the party, like decorating unicorn cookies and all that. I’m thinking dark purple, maybe? It’s always been a very regal color, and that suits us.

I’m not sure I’ve ever got so excited over an impending slumber party before? We could definitely make the treats while we’re there, because they’re always best fresh out of the oven while they’re still warm and gooey. Ugh, yas. I’m feeling it. We’re as regal as it gets, lets be honest.

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jxmorrison:

I had the money saved up for one, I woke up on my birthday and my dad threw the keys at me, screamed surprise and ran out of my room, haha! That is one place I sadly don’t have any connections with. Please! Wait until she’s here and I’ll record how embarrassed she gets!

That might just be the most effective way of getting me out of bed in the morning. Smart man, your dad. Embarrassed for liking the show or for meeting me? Because I’m definitely not worthy of the embarrassment.