it's only illegal if you get caught

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Random mini haulsss

Juice - 1,99€

Carrots 0,80€

Glue-2,30€

Total-5,09€

Saved in total-654,19€

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Amsterdam steals!

Souvenirs!!

Sunglasses - 10€

Mini ketchup -from a restaurant

Big holder Thingie - from a boat ride

Emergency exit plan - from the bus back

Total-10€

Saved in total - 649,10€

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Colorfulll

This haul was super spontaneous and I was a but ballsy because it was at a mall far from my place.

T shirt--3,99€

Shorts - 7,99€

Total- 11,98€

Saved in total: 639,10€

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It's Mini hauling again

Gum - 0.69€

Carrot - like 0.10€ lol

Total-0.79€

Saved in total - 617,12€

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Yes we are stealing snack bars now

Protein bar - like 0.95€

Total - 616,41€

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Bad sex compensation haul

Ok so long story short I met up w a guy I had hooked up w once and it was kinda mediocre and I felt frustrated and on edge and since I had the house to myself, I did a lil shopping and snuck this lil box of blueberries-now I feel better :D

Total - 4.99€

Saved in total - 615,46€

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Grocery shopping w my best friend ~

Salami - 1,80€

Tomato paste - 0,80€

Salted nuts - 1,90€

Instant noodles - 1,50€

Total: 6€

Saved in total : 610,47€

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Lil stêäl along

Lil gift for my best friend - 4€

Saved in total - 604,47€

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Lil festival stê@l along

Going to a festival in some days and took this creme while grocery shopping

Total: 2,99€

Saved in total: 600,47€

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Booster cup adventures

Since I started lifting w my best friend, he inspired me to go more professional again. Sooo, I got a tag opener and yesterday we tried out a booster cup (which I never did b4). We lined a coffee cup w a lot of layers of aluminum and it worked! Took 2 tags out of stores without any alarm! This 3€ tag opener is the key to our wealth shsjhshsjsh

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Fucking crazy haul

SO

I wanted to "just check out some stores" but I wanted a full bikini for a festival in some weeks and stickers to gift to a friend who's leaving the city. I noticed that I have no problem lifting in dressing rooms but conceilining on the floor rly scares me. The store w the stickers had no cameras but I was still scared I was being sus.

I took the things and made myself on the way home, super happy abt the bikini. Then, suddenly, I noticed that my key was missing. Karma?? I started calling the places that I went to that night and ONE OF THE STORES THAT I LIFTED FROM HAD FOUND MY KEY. luckily, it was the store who sold the stickers, so the less expensive of the items. For a second, I considered it might be a trap but my feeling told me it was not so I went. They gave me my key back and I thanked them a lot, then walked home trying to make sense of this experience.

Bikini top - 20€

Stickers - 1,69€

Total: 21,69€

Saved in total :597,48€

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I'm gaining my lifting confidence back!!

Bikini bottom - 15€

Sushi - 9,99€

Total: 24,99€

Saved in total: 575, 79€

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Classic steal along

Always get the most expensive item for free ~

Total - 1,99€

Saved in total - 550,88 €

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it's bestfriend hauling!!

#2

Was super nervous but aced it by always holding the rings with my phone and then putting the phone back into my pocket w them. I excited too quickly and my bf said I seemed nervous doing thst (because I was). But I aced it and fuck I got rings worth 25€!

Pink ring - 14,99€

Silver double ring - 9,99€

Total - 24,98

Saved in total - 548,89€

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First haul w my best friend

So it happened! I've always lifted alone but today, I was out w my best friend and we were looking at stuff in a mall. He saw the price of sth and suddenly said "let's just take it". I got nervous bc it was so suddenly but then we took some stuff at another store. It's been a while since I lifted at clothing stores but all my tactics instantly came back to my mind.

And, fuck, it was fun!

Set of 5 rings - 9,99€

Neck chain - 7,50€

Total today — 17,49

Total-523,91 €

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Sa 8

I moved and now have a different supermarket close to me where I'm trying my methods.

Vegan cheese - 1,69€

Total- 506,32€