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Sleep is inevitable, just as death. Farewell sweet world, and remember that Petronius was FABULOUS

#byebye canes

Having one last big powwow before tonight! And I just let Nero know EXACTLY how I feel about him and his lupae

#i never liked him anyway

Wrists all fixed up with FAB bandages!

#totes fab

Ugh, now I have to go to trial! I just want to kill myself

#life is so dumb #this is too much #i'll miss you nero bby

WTF Tigellinus. I definitely did not want to assassinate Nero. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THAT I'M FABULOUS

#please go away

Nero and I are BFF's foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

#nothing can break us apart!

“Can't you see that I'm only advising you to beg yourself not to be so dumb?”

myself, The Satyricon

#do you want me to get you some ice for that BURN

So i just wrote a book. Like, yeah. It's hilarious and I'm like E.L. James and 50 Shades of Gray b/c I wrote such a fabulous fanfic that it got published! I'M SO FABULOUS

#I WANT FABULOUS BECAUSE IM THE QUEEN

You know what really irks me? Freedmen. And that's not being racist. ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS IS A FREEDMAN but seriously like they think that they can just prance up into our social classes, without any frickin' class or taste like who let you in here?! It sure wasn't me, because, honey, those sandals do NOT match that stola, no matter how hard you squint! MHMMMMM *sizzle sound* das a BURN

#CHYEAH

GUYS I'M ACTUALLY REALLY ENJOYING THIS JOB LET'S GO DO MORE CONSUL STUFF OMG LEADERSHIP ROLES I CAN'T SLEEP I'M SO EXCITED SANCTUM CACAS I THINK I'M GOING TO DIE NO I'M NOT I'M GOING TO WRITE A BOOK OMG WOW SO ENERGY MUCH WRITE MANY AWAKE WOW

#i'm going to die