matty

Hello my name is matty and i like turtles. 17. sometimes i draw, mostly i play video games. gay af. (psn: ItzDerpy8) ((art blog @mattdoesartbro))

[lesbicasentimental]

I’m a sensitive human being, that’s how I always have been. I’m wired like that and I don’t see that changing. So please be gentle with me.

[heda-heather]

My wife and I were cooking dinner together and when we sat down to eat she said, “You know what I like about you?” and so I obviously asked her what and she was like “With you, every night feels like Friday,” and it was so fucking cute. Why is she so nice to me.

[mousefounded]

[ash-irwings-blog]

#i always love this part because i don’t understand what happened she put the lei on and he was just like holy crap

white lei’s are representative of love

[hayzelhayes-deactivated20170210]

I HAVE BEEN WONDERING THIS SINCE I WAS FIVE YEARS OLD YOU HAVE SOLVED SO MANY MYSTERIES

[augustusandhazelsinfinity]

Stitch literally fell in love. Not romantic love, but family love. 

[chenisthebestkitty]

This is so interesting. Instead of trying to forcefully stop or restrain him - even though Lilo is fully capable of and willing to get physical as we saw with Mertle/Myrtle/What’sherface - Lilo gently showed him love.

And it worked.

[forsciencejohn]

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

[pr1nceshawn]

Life With Dogs.

[demon-hex]

[ @manduhs-things | @maireadgreum | @devilsdaughter2 ]

[regalgorgon]

My Rottweiler does the pillow and blanket thing and it’s adorable.

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Japanese Sumo robots

[setheverman]

this is the funniest gif i’ve seen all week what the fuck is going on

[shortvideosandstuff]

[hey-i-have-those-pants]

the cute just killed me. bye everybody im ded now.

[ithelpstodream]

[intangible-rice]

When I was 17 my appendix ruptured because I thought I was just having period cramps and didn’t go to the hospital so don’t tell me PMS symptoms are no big deal

[lingering-spirit]

this actually happened to me during my math final and i didn’t think anything of it and when i was later admitted to the hospital my math prof was asking me ‘you didn’t have to take the final! why didn’t you tell me it hurt?!?!’ and i told him i’ve had cramps worse.

he gave me 100

[kadenonio]

This is actually an extremely common occurrence simply because in sex ed they don’t teach you how to tell the difference between menstrual cramps and other more serious pains. The way to tell the difference between cramps and appendicitis is that while menstrual cramps are generalized toward the middle of the stomach below the belly button, pain from a swollen or burst appendix will start in the middle of the stomach and relocate to only the lower right side, even lower than menstrual cramps, and is a very localized pain. It also comes on extremely suddenly and will worsen over time or when you make a sudden movement, like a cough or a sneeze.

Basically, if you’re feeling any sort of pain, even if it’s menstrual cramps, don’t hesitate to tell the school nurse or a parent, or if you’re out of school and home even make a doctor’s appointment. Chances are if your cramps are that bad there’s something they can do to improve that as well.

[vandigo-deactivated20180131]

I am boosting the shit out of that reply, because I am twenty-fucking-five years old and did not know how to tell the two pains apart

[teacupdream]

Adding another diagnostic tool! This is something we use in the ER called the rebound test. Basically, appendicitis and cramps react differently to certain things. If you’re still not sure if you have cramps or appendicitis, take two fingers and press them into your abdomen where the pain is (try repeating this on the lower right quadrant of the abdomen just to be sure.)

When you press in firmly, it will probably hurt. Here’s the test: LET GO. Does it get better or get worse? Appendicitis will immediately hurt worse when you let go. Cramps will not. Go to the ER if the rebound test makes it worse!

[rainbowrowell]

THE REBOUND TEST IS REALLY IMPORTANT.

My husband got sent home from the ER with a rupturing appendix. When he came back and was rushed into surgery, the surgeon was super angry – “Why didn’t anyone do the rebound test?!”

[deinde-prandium]

All great info, but there is another lesson to be learned here: if you’re in major pain, it’s probably important - so don’t let anyone tell you it’s not. There is a documented pattern of women who go to the ER with complaints of pain being dismissed as overreacting…when in reality women have an incredibly high tolerance for pain, to the point that some don’t even realize exactly how serious their condition is. These stories only serve to illustrate this point.

[allthyvexations]

Reblog to literally save a life.

[tvylxrrr]

Every time I see this..

[benn-bros-and-hockey-hoes]

^the women have a high pain tolerance thing…my orthopedic surgeon, the first day I met him laid me down and messed with my shoulder. At this point I had been told by doctors and another orthopedic surgeon I was overreacting and making my pain up…for months. There were days I missed class because I couldn’t get dressed. Anyways, he laid me down and messed with my shoulder. When he was done he helped me sit up, and went and sat down across the room from me. He looked me dead in the eye and said “I just dislocated your shoulder, put it back in, and you didn’t flinch. You needed surgery four months ago.” He was pissed. Seriously, don’t take major pains lightly, in the abdomen or otherwise.

[mu-neutrino-deactivated20200531]

Holy shit. Reblog to save a life.

[babyanimalgifs]

(via @pancakethedoxie)

[best-of-memes]

[danthemedicman]

OMG

[classydude]

This image brings me true happiness. Nothing else matters when I see this. Will you just LOOK at that dog? Look at him. He is so happy, you can tell he’s enjoyed his life and he just loves the fresh air and being out. I am in love. Whatever this dog says, I trust him.

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[pwhyxco]

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

[wamscoastsmoker]

get spooky

[tshifty]

how does this appear every june

[likeimbrandnew]

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[brainstatic]

The play was Julius Caesar. By Shakespeare.

[brainstatic]

Delta believes firmly in the annexarion of Gaul and stands with the Julii. 

[brainstatic]

Fine, so perhaps this adaption might have chosen some modern iconography. But it’s still a play about how stable governments fall apart very easily. Also it’s Trump so who gives a shit. 

[girlbossjodiarias]

Oh cool, we’re normalizing censorship now. Great.

[digoxin-purpurea]

IT IS JULIUS FUCKING CAESAR. IT HAS BEEN ADAPTED FOR USE AS POLITICAL COMMENTARY EVERY GODDAMN TIME IT’S BEEN GODDAMN ADAPTED. THIS IS NOT NEW.

[boy-obsesed-barbie]

Considering Fox News didn’t say SHIT about people LITERALLY hanging and burning Obama in effigy they need to shut the fuck up about this. Also, it’s a fucking play adapted happens all the fucking time. Grow the hell up.

[freewillandphysics]

There have been depictions of Obama as Caesar, and not only did conservatives not care, they found it “riveting”.

http://www.theamericanconservative.com/shakesblog/obamas-ides-of-march/

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

the void is so kind … we are all just yelling at her n she just sits n listens …

[here-there-be-lesbians]

Reblog to thank the void

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

If you stare lovingly into the void, the void stares back

[pileofknives]

Compensate the void for all her emotional labor

[iguanamouth]

[unicornempire]

I. Love this. 

Love it.

Oh my god

yes.

[defilerwyrm]

This is it, I found it, the funniest post on this entire godsforsaken website

[lifehacksthatwork]

Just a family of bears chilling in a pool.

[destinyrush]

Almost scrolled past this cause my ass thought it was that “two bros chillin in a hot tub 5 feet apart” vine

[heartbreakhotelsuite505]

Three bears chilling at the pool. Taking a dip ‘cause it’s hot out.

[lgbtincomics]

Throwback to that one time Diana officiated a marriage (Sensation Comics Featuring Wonder Woman #48)