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@itsrileymatthews
imessage || miguel x riley
Miguel: firsT OF ALL DONT ERASE MY BISEXUALITY
Miguel: second of all
Miguel: ill share my wine im feeling nice come here!
Riley: STOP IM NOT BI-ERASING YOU
Riley: but if you say wow i love kissing dudes im not gonna be like 'cool kiss me'
Riley: no i'm bringing my own wine now
theogreendtf:
“Fine then, it’ll be the worst sex of your life. Absolutely horrible. As long as I get to spend an evening with a fine young woman like yourself, I’m all good.”
Riley couldn’t help but laugh loudly at his response, it was positively adorable and funny, a combination rarely found on a guy who also happened to look like Teddy. “I might need a sample. I can’t waste my Valentine’s Day just like that.”
king-campbellb:
“I’d be interested if you weren’t gonna dump me though.”
“You mean like, commitment?”
hcrawfxrd:
Heather rolled her eyes. “Everyone has fun in different ways, Riley.”
“I mean, you do have a point.”
theogreendtf:
“Why get a boyfriend for Valentine’s day? You could just as easily find a guy who’ll take you out and treat you all nice and end the night with the best sex of your life…I’m available.”
“That is true, it was mostly an expression. So, are you free that day? Though I do have to say, you shouldn’t make such promises--best sex of my life is highly ambitious. It’ salways better to be surprised than disappointed.”
imessage || open
Miguel: are you trying to invite yourself over to kiss me or steal my wine?
Riley: you said you like kissing boys so definitely didn't think that invitation would extend to moi
Riley: i can buy my own wine
Riley: i usually don't but i can, it was company what i was fishing for
▸･ﾟ✧ — TEXT MESSAGE // OPEN
elliot: Why do we resist doing things that we know are good for our well-being while craving things that are detrimental to our well-being?
riley: wanna word that in a more direct way? perhaps one that sounds a little less like an existential crisis?
“What’s the cutoff date to get a boyfriend for Valentine’s Day? And do you know anyone who might be interested? Don’t worry, I’ll dump them on the 15th.”
hcrawfxrd:
“My friends and I played a drinking game during the State of the Union last night, and within ten minutes we had finished more wine than we probably should’ve. It was fun, but I’m definitely paying for it now.”
“Is that a Kappa thing? I’m trying to come up with something more boring than that, but I’m completely drawing a blank.”
imessage || open
Miguel: if i was a character on bob's burgers i think i would be a fusion between tina and
Miguel: adnd linda
Miguel: because i love wine and kissig boys
Miguel: i may be drinking wine
Riley: Wine is great
Riley: you should not be drinking alone
▸･ﾟ✧ — TEXT MESSAGE // OPEN
elliot: i have a very important question.
riley: yes?
◤ SMS ;; AVA ➵ OPEN ◢
ava: im gonna throw a halloween party in february should i be tinker bell, a nurse, or a vampire????
riley: did you google 'cliche slutty costumes'?
riley: you can do way better than those
murraydeans:
Dean preferred to smoke cigars– cuban ones purchased by his father to be more specific, but anything would be a welcome release so he nodded in response. Holding his hand out for a cigarette, he eyed the girl with a worried expression. “You shouldn’t be outside. Girls get colder than men or some shit, I think. I learned that in a class. Or maybe it was on twitter. It’s hard to remember. Either way, you should be inside.”
“Right, I’ll just give light that cigarette and go back inside, you know, where us girls belong.” She said, curtsying and giving him a sarcastic smile, before leaning back and placing the cigarette between her lips, taking a long drag. “It’s hell in there. You Pi Tau lot are noisier than the girls,” she rolled her eyes. “You’re Eli’s beau aren’t you?”
iMessage 📲 T1nd3r H0tt13
Elliot: why do all good things come to an end?
Elliot: yeah probably people see my tinder bio and are like,,,,oooh i wonder if ill be the first one to swipe right
Elliot: nice water u reading??
Riley: balance in the universe? who knows
Riley: i didn't read your bio til after i'd swiped ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and i couldn't unswipe
Riley: a book about semiotics in the visual arts
iMessage 📲 T1nd3r H0tt13
Elliot: yeah but now here we are going back to classes soon -___-
Elliot: good! bc they totally work its a whole part of my witty brilliant handsome charm
Elliot: doing some h*mework hbu
Riley: well, we all knew we were gonna have to eventually. nothing good lasts forever
Riley: wow so humble
Riley: maybe people just feel bad. like 'ew, who says things like that? he must be so lonely..'
Riley: doing some reading
iMessage 📲 T1nd3r H0tt13
Elliot: u and me both
Elliot: u and me both x 2
Elliot: oh yeah but hey look my pick up lines might be bad on the surface but they sure do work!!
Riley: it's the worst. the only good thing is no getting up early for class.
Riley: i'm not questioning their effectiveness! they're still bad lines, they just work on you
Riley: what are you up to?
murraydeans:
Dean never expected his whole world to crumble with one phone call. You father was arrested, his mother echoed through the phone and his heart stopped. It took him a few hours on his bedroom floor to recompose himself enough to leave the house. He walked aimlessly around campus with limp limbs and dead eyes, unsure of what would happen next.
Riley was completely over the mess at the Pi house, so she stepped out for a bit, cigarette in hand, to get a little peace and quiet. She was wearing a long faux fur coat, but she could still feel the cold air around her, making her shiver. As she walked around, she found it strange to bump into someone else in this weather, so she moved towards the other. “Want a smoke? You look like you could use one.”