Rose Turner

“With me, the present is forever, and forever is always shifting, flowing, melting. This second is life. And when it is gone it is dead. But you can't start over with each new second. You have to judge by what is dead. It's like quicksand... hopeless from the start.”

[war-doctor]

Karen Gillan / Personal

[evcns]

I’ll order from somewhere else? Maybe where the staff is less bitter.

[itsroseturner]

I'm sorry I sound so bitter, but people have been pretty rude today. 

[itsroseturner]

Yes, we ran out of pies. 

[erin-molinnari-deactivated20151]

Get rat poison or just kill it yourself, I mean, you could go crazy. It could get you or any other animals around that area sick and that’s never cool.

[itsroseturner]

What would I kill it with? Oh god, that is shit crazy. 

[molinnariliv-deactivated2015120]

Oh Christ… You should kill it. Definitely kill it.

[itsroseturner]

The big question is... how?

[erin-molinnari-deactivated20151]

You should probably kill it and hope it’s not diseased.

[itsroseturner]

How do I do that? What will happened if it is diseased? 

[itsroseturner]

I think there's a rat in my apartment. 

[mrjturner-deactivated20160824]

You know I am very glad to hear that.

Sounds perfect. Ok that is definitely not fair on you, I came to you anyway. It does yeah. You know if you did that you would be instantly popular. 

[itsroseturner]

It's only cake anyway. It's all I can do to make a little girl happy. Do you think? Me, being popular among children? This has gotten me excited. 

[mrjturner-deactivated20160824]

Well as long as it’s cake you’re slicing and not people then of course. Otherwise I’m worried about your cakes.

That’s true. Yeah she can.

[itsroseturner]

Don't worry, I'm not trying to be the next Sweeny Todd. 

Chocolate fudge cake it is! It's on me. Actually, I've thought about something. Does the hospital you work at allow volunteers? I love children and I would love to make them happy with any sweet treats I can offer. 

[mrjturner-deactivated20160824]

Honestly she hasn’t said, she’s five so whatever it is most five year olds like I suppose. Surgeon. 

[itsroseturner]

Surgeon, hm. I guess that can be compared to what I do. I slice cakes, and you slice people. It's sort of the same thing. 

I'm joking. But chocolate usually doesn't go wrong. Can she eat chocolate? 

[evuhns]

[itsroseturner]

Mmhmm. 

[mrjturner-deactivated20160824]

You’re actually a star. Ok the thing is, it isn’t actually for me. I work at the hospital and there’s a girl’s birthday this week. She’s pretty young and we wanted to do something for it.

[itsroseturner]

We can't disappoint a little girl, then! You've got to find our what is it that she likes. I'll try my best. Are you a doctor, or a nurse? 

[mrjturner-deactivated20160824]

Damn not enough. Don’t blame you, after all you did the work. 

[itsroseturner]

Exactly. But there isn't such a thing as 'not enough'. I'll just bake some more. What's your favourite cake? I'll see what I can do. 

[demetra-bernier-blog]

I met this girl Mya who told me I should indulge every now and then, so If I get it all now I can monitor how much of it I eat. I’ll take one slice to eat now, can I have the others wrapped. And yes, a coffee would be excellent please.

[itsroseturner]

Mya... hm, sounds like a girl I should meet. But a cup of coffee and a slice of cake! Here you go! I'll wrap the other two up too. I hope you'll enjoy the cake and coffee as much as I think you will. 

[evuhns]

Oh, it sounds like heaven in the shape of delicious sweets. It’s been decided I will stop by very soon. May I know your name, so I know who to ask for?

[itsroseturner]

My name's Rose, I'm always there so you can look for me. Would you like me to reserve a slice for you... Miss? 

[mrjturner-deactivated20160824]

Sounds good, and this is a weird question but how much do you have?

[itsroseturner]

Hm, we have baked 3 whole cakes but I believe we only have about two left. I may or may not have eaten one, or two. 

[demetra-bernier-blog]

Really? That’s literally my favorite thing in the entire world. I’m beyond interested you don’t even understand how interested. How much is it? I’ll take like- three pieces. 

[itsroseturner]

Three! Oh girl, you really know how to cease the opportunity, don't you? A cake lover always knows best. It's four pounds a slice, and would you like some coffee to go with it?