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i’ll pokemon blow their minds out ha

#for people who've lived it rough their whole lives they can't track to save their lives #seriously just follow the little footprints it's not that tough we live in the middle of the desert #oh i think scrizz just caught another pidgey #he got really excited then really annoyed and threw his pone but gecko caught it #...with his tongue?#i don't think he has anyone fooled into thinking he's actually human

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I’M FIVE FOOT FUCK YOU!

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Is he... flirting?

#gross #why is he flirting with that young dude #why is he so gross why does he do this

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#badaboomba

WOOOOSH

#that's the sound of the universe flying past me #:I

I can’t even draw a silly mustache on that drawing of him... because he already has a mustache

#it looks really dumb though #looks like i will draw silly glasses on him #maybe add some nose hairs

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#goals

remember that time I drew my asshole ex-boss

#doesn't he look like a dick #he is one so he should

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#always

DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

#Some guy named beethoven write some cool music #this is me typing and air conducting to the fifth one of these #symphony things he wrote #((mun is about to see an orchestra concert and teegz likes beethoven's 5th #which is being played tonight))#repetition tw

saintadonis

All I know is that we cannot simply walk there…

itstheteegz

can you- fly? there?

sometimes you can fly to places you can’t walk

#and yes i see what you did there #good joke #saintadonis

furry feet might be kinda itchy tho

#do they get itchy?#i suppose your feet don't get cold #or at least not the tops of them #pandoran sunny sand is too hot for my bare feet :(#except at night when it's cold then it's ok

saintadonis liked your post “Like this if you wanna move to middle earth with me”

Dude. Let’s go.

Um- do you know how to get there?

#saintadonis #let's do it I am totally ready right now #my only problem is how do you get there #it's a pretty big problem tho : ((((

#I got lenny to sing this!!!!#it was awesome!!!!!!

Like this if you wanna move to middle earth with me

#i'm taking volunteers #gather your belongings we're going on an epic journey!!!!!#i'm gonna go live with the hobbits where i clearly belong #they seem so nice

THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD! TO ISENGARD!

#THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENDGARD!!!!!#i can't speel but who cares #capslock tw #repitition tw

I’m a hobbit by I’m moving to the Shire

#it's better than this shitty planet #i am already a kind short person #i would fit right in with hobbits #bye guys i'm hopping universes i found a better one

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