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I'm Tree, a publicist of a problematic fave.

[itstreepaine]

[itstreepaine]

Tree my ginger goddess you need to remind them to smile INSIDE the restaurant as well as outside. Dear oh dear. And please ask Taylor not to walk sideways when there's real paps about. It's not a good look. She comes off deranged.

Please let the greedy white devil do what she wants

[itstreepaine]

are you actually a tree? or are you just made of a tree? i don't get it help

What kind of swiftie nonsense type of question is this? 

[itstreepaine]

How are you tree? Have you enjoyed yourself these last 6 weeks? How is it working with lovely Luke? How did he enjoy wearing his onesie at the 4th party? What did you have to promise Cara to imply Tom and Taylor were SLEEPING together on TLS last night???

Demi, are you on anon because you are scared that I will expose you like Perez did?

[itstreepaine]

Can Kaylor come out yet???

What’s a “Kaylor”?

[verytamenow]

@itstreepaine I’ll give you a case of xanax and a vineyard if you release the pics of Karlie wearing the “I <3 TS” shirt.

[itstreepaine]

Give me a day or two

[itstreepaine]

[itstreepaine]

Did Taylor buy you something nice after the stunt ended? A nice bottle of wine? A case? A vineyard? A xanax factory?

I got a vineyard, nice trip to an island, and Taylor promising to lay low

[itstreepaine]

The bitch lied

[itstreepaine]

My job is so much easier when we don't care how fake it looks

[itstreepaine]

How happy were Karlie and mereDEATH when the stunt ended?

We threw a party to celebrate with a bonfire where we burned the left over denture care products and the clothes Taylor wore on outings with him

[itstreepaine]

Did Taylor buy you something nice after the stunt ended? A nice bottle of wine? A case? A vineyard? A xanax factory?

I got a vineyard, nice trip to an island, and Taylor promising to lay low

[itstreepaine]

Now when you gonna let her come out? Or will there be a new stunt buddy in a few months?

What’s the rush? I work for her so she can do whatever she wants.

[itstreepaine]

Hey, you're back! Has the stunt being over meant Taylor is no longer making you pop xanax like candy is containing her radiating homosexuality a full time in and of itself?

I still have xanax but do not have to use it as often. It’s so pleasant. Plus I have more money since I no longer have to buy denture care products.

[itstreepaine]

I heard that the tayvins turned against Dentures after the contract ended and they started to admit the truth of who he is. Took you kids long enough to exit that denial. Next open your minds to possibility of Taylor dating girls. Take a seat, I'm sure that will be a hard one to swallow.

[itstreepaine]

It's about god damn time Tree

Honestly, I never want to see denture cream again

[itstreepaine]

Funny tho but Taylor still lives in LA 14 months later.

What is this? Are these the kind of stupid pointless asks kaylor shippers have to deal with? At least prove something. Give me a good argument. Because I know where Taylor lives so this is pointless.

[itstreepaine]

I went to the kaylor tag and saw talk of a taylie. Did someone adopt a poodle?